1.0 link 91817 <![CDATA[Bernanke Tries Cialis to Stimulate Dormant Economy]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/linda-keenan/bernanke-tries-cialis-to-_b_91817.html After unsuccessful attempts to stimulate a flagging economy and deflating stock market, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is now trying Cialis, crediting predecessor Alan Greenspan for the advice, and the pills.

"He's got a whole damn Walgreen's at his place, Cialis, Viagra, Miralax, Levitra, you name it, G-Span's got it. He's like Hef! So I took Viagra, because, well, I thought that was the gold-standard. Get it, 'gold-standard', get it??!" Bernanke laughed with gusto at what he called "his funny." But...

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