Realizing that devoting 130 billion dollars to smoking cessation programs may actually get people to stop smoking, and more importantly stop the flow of money from cancer merchants into the pockets of politicians, government attorneys decided they could make due with a simple 10 billion dollar fine for an anti smoking campaign that surely will feature pamphlets and stickers with hard hitting slogans like:
“Listen up impressionable young people! If you quit smoking you’ll gain 20 pounds and will feel fat...
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