Jim "Hollywood" Schermbeck here. And according to Houston Congressman Tom Delay, my co-producer Mark "Buddy" Birnbaum and I are right up there with Babs Streisand as a threat to the American Way of Life.

Sitting in my home in Slaton, Texas (population: 5,567) yesterday, I was caught unprepared by Congressman Delay's warning cry beaming out from my computer screen:

Hollywood Liberals Meddle in Texas District 22 Race

Oh no, not those...