I have the perfect solution to the vexing issue of the day -- namely how to adequately punish Scooter Libby and Paris Hilton for their egregious crimes.

I think that Scooter Libby should be held for the full 30 months of his sentence under house arrest in Paris Hilton. Or at least in her home. With her held there for a similar amount of time. Duo-solitary confinement.

No cell-phones, Blackberries, make-up kits, toy pooches, Manolo pumps, slinky...