1.0 link 68374 <![CDATA[The Pet Constitution]]> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-kaplan/the-pet-constitution_b_68374.html "I'm writing a children's book about the Constitution."

-- Lynne Cheney to Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, October 10, 2007


As you may know, boys and girls, the beginning of the Constitution is called the Preamble. "Preamble" is a fancy word that means "apology." Our Founders were wise men who understood that government is bad, and since the Constitution establishes a government, they wanted to be sure to begin by saying how sorry they were for doing it.

The text of the...

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