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	<title><![CDATA[Chuck Norris Runs First Ad For President Of Texas]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/matthew-filipowicz/chuck-norris-runs-first-a_b_173904.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>As you may have heard, the man who has survived <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3615787520/tt0081259">the Octagon</a>, who lead the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2136774912/tt0090927">Delta Force</a>, who was Missing In Action not <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4286944512/tt0087727">once</a>, not <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2868677120/tt0089604">twice</a>, but <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4090010112/tt0094792">thrice</a> has thrown his hat into contention to be the next President... of Texas. Not from Texas. Of Texas.</p>

<p>Now you may be thinking, I didn't think Texas had a president. And you'd be right. But, that's nothing to stop a forward thinking former action star. Chuck followed up...</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Comedy]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2009-03-11T12:09:00-04:00</date_published>
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