So I'm crawling on my hands and knees through a space about the size of a sewer drain. It's about 105 degrees and hot as Hades and so dark I think I might pass out from fright. But passing out right now would be a very bad thing to do. Because apparently there's a young man to my right laying explosives. Must hurry.
I'm literally at the bottom of the earth in Tau Tona, the deepest gold mine in the world....
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