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	<title><![CDATA[Top 10 Most Useless Items of Crapola]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/olivia-zaleski/top-10-most-useless-items_b_92913.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p>Once upon a time, things were made to serve a purpose. Consider the light bulb, the compass, and the cardiac pacemaker. No doubt necessity was once the mother of invention. </p>

<p>Fast forward to the present. What's happened? It seems that everywhere I go, I'm bombarded with completely useless and unnecessary stuff. Yesterday, someone tried to sell me a 14-inch pencil--the "Jumbo Jotter." I'll admit I was tempted, and I imagined myself sauntering into Monday's 3:00 meeting, only to whip out...</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Living]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2008-05-30T16:42:00-04:00</date_published>
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