In this case, it isn't a Victoria Cross or a Medal of Honor. Nor is it an Oscar or an Emmy, though you'd think the histrionics by the ''War on Christmas'' commanders would merit some kind of performance award.

It's the ''Ebby,'' the Ebenezer Award, bestowed by the Becket Fund to "the most ridiculous affront on the Christmas and Hanukkah season." Ebby nominees include the people who...