Q. What've you learned from this whole nuclear bong explosion?

A. I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show. I heard Jay Leno say, "You know what really did Tom Daschle in? It turns out there are now pictures of him partying with Michael Phelps." And David Letterman: "I don't want to just ruin everybody's...