Originally, this blog was titled "Ice Cream for Pedophiles -- or Sometimes You Just Don't Need photoshop." However, although I'm a professional prankster, I was fooled. It was a successful hoax because, in the context of a culture seemingly based on the commercial exploitation of titillation, it balanced temporarily on the cusp of possible and probable--until I read the box of text beneath the "Lickable" headline:
"Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun. These are just a...
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