TV coverage of that evening's convention coverage begins at 4 AM. Sleep til 7:30, take Izzy to dog park in Pacific Palisades. Wear Ipod to avoid hearing any conversation about convention. Stop at Starbuck's, forget Ipod. Hear woman wonder why Bristol has to have baby and marry Levi. Want to say something about how pro-life is based on the fear that someone else in America is having fun but it's too early for such livid truth.

Go home, recycle front sections...