Hamas kills Israelis with rockets from Gaza. Israel kills Palestinians with air raids. Hey, where's the Christmas spirit?

Christmas observed. Best present for America. George W. Bush has only 25 days left in office.

And Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. His name is Uncle Sam.

Hannukah observed, commemorating time when oil supply for one day miraculously lasted 8 nights. If Jews had taken over Detroit instead of Hollywood, we might have cars getting 160 mpg today.

Whatever happened...