It was a debate for the ages, ladies and gentlemen! Like Lincoln vs. Douglas, but on laughing gas. Underwater. In 1962.

Surely somebody else has noted the resemblance between Mitt Romney and Niedemayer from Animal House, and yet I suspect he's the more rational of the two leading GOP candidates. McCain apparently misrepresented Romney's record, which triggered a "did so! did not!" argument that resulted in both of them becoming visibly...