Two notes:

(1) I did not write this -- it was a forward of a forward, etc.

(2) While amusing, it is almost certainly factually incorrect.

That said, enjoy:

Dear Red States...

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial...