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	<title><![CDATA[If You Want To Make An Omelette, You've Got To Torture Some Guys]]></title>
	<url>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ross-hyzer/if-you-want-to-make-an-om_b_208765.html</url>
	<abstract><![CDATA[<p><em>Please note: I am currently in the Federated States of Micronesia as part of a month-long windjamming tour of the Pacific Rim. Luckily, an acquaintance that I made while performing at the University of Pennsylvania, Jack Mackerel, has graciously volunteered to write a guest column in my absence. Thanks Jack, and all the best to my dozens of loyal readers.</em> </p>

<p>In the golden days of feudal Japan, it was said that a samurai knew how to move in only one...</p>]]></abstract>
	<taxonomy><![CDATA[Comedy]]></taxonomy>
	<date_published>2009-05-28T16:02:00-04:00</date_published>
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