Acquaintance: Wow Scout, Mother's Day is coming up. That must be a big holiday in your house.
Me: Why would you say that?
A: Well, you know...since you have lesbian mother's, and all...
M: Oh, right.
(awkward silence)
A: So, you must be doing something pretty big for it, huh?
M: ...oh shoot, it's this weekend, isn't it...I totally forgot.
A: Do you have to buy...