Thanks very much for your invitation to join you and David Geffen on the yacht later this month. Unfortunately, I will have to decline as I am in an "ongoing program of recovery" right now. Yes, that's right. After drinking a family-sized bottle of Manischewitz, then getting in my Mercedes and being pulled over while going eighty miles per hour through my neighbor's garden of dreidel-shaped topiary, I'm in rehab (please don't tell my kids - they think...