Obummer!

I guess I was a tad premature in counting out Hillary. In my own defense, I'd just come from Texas, and everyone seemed totally juiced for you. But the other side went negative, and managed to guilt trip the press in the bargain. Bottom line: a much longer fight for the nomination.

My advice is this: stop going negative. Hillary gets enough abuse from the misogynists who pass as pundits. Kill her with kindness. In the short term, you'll take...