And I'm proud of it.

That's not to say he isn't brave (he guards his house like the best of them) or handsome or virile or protective. He just has no balls because he doesn't need them. They were removed when I had him neutered after rescuing him from the Los Angeles South Central Shelter when he was six months old.

Having a pet spayed or neutered actually extends its lifespan by a few years and reduces any...