I have always wanted to be discovered in a supermarket. I mean that like "noticed by a movie scout and propelled to international fame and fortune so that I can give charming and self-deprecating interviews to Vanity Fair," not like "discovered in the produce aisle sitting in an igloo made of toilet paper rolls after having gone missing."
Notice I say "discovered"--I have always wanted to be famous but have never wanted to try for it, stuck as I am in...
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