Arguably the "biggest movie of the summer," Transformers 2 is also the most soulless and mind numbingly awful, which is impressive considering the litany of cinematic trains wrecks we've endured the past two months: Wolverine, Angels and Demons, Terminator Salvation and so forth.
Like most relics of the 80's, I cherish my nostalgic memories of watching Optimus Prime battle Megatron and his Decepticons while trying to transform my mangled, brutally worn out Starscream toy. This movie almost single handedly molested my...
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