Seth Greenland

Seth Greenland

Posted: May 7, 2008 03:59 PM

Hillary Is John Cleese

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Watching Hillary's inspirational victory speech last night I immediately thought of Monty Python. And not because her campaign resembles a dead parrot. The happy talk performance reminded me of the Black Knight scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

If you remember, King Arthur (Graham Chapman) is passing through a forest when he is confronted by the Black Knight (John Cleese). After observing The Black Knight destroy one of his own knights, Arthur tells him, "You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight... You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?" The Black Knight refuses to join him, and refuses to let the King pass. "I move for no man," he intones. The two then go at it mano a mano, as our current president would say. King Arthur first cuts one of the Black Knight's arms off with his sword, then another. He then cuts off his leg. Bleeding from three stumps, hopping around on one foot, the Black Knight magnanimously announces, "All right, we'll call it a draw."

I can't think of a more resonant metaphor for the Democratic primary today.

 
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- Sloane7 I'm a Fan of Sloane7 18 fans permalink

Any reason to view this clip is a good reason but the comparison is excellent!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:41 PM on 05/07/2008
- bimplebean I'm a Fan of bimplebean 9 fans permalink
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"'Tis but a scratch!" LOL! Your comparison is spot-on.

"I'LL BITE YER KNEECAPS OFF! CHICKENNNNN!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:16 PM on 05/07/2008

The palindrome for Obama is not Ipswitch-It's amabo.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:49 PM on 05/07/2008

Obama supporter's are the monks who hit themselves in the head:

"Pie Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requiem" >SMACK<

(self-destructive fanatics is what I'm saying)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:48 PM on 05/07/2008
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You know, if you have to explain it...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:44 PM on 05/07/2008
- sebocd I'm a Fan of sebocd 3 fans permalink

Or the KIng with his idiot son looking out the tower window . The king gestures toward the window and vast lands lying in the distance and says to the son, "Some day this will all be yours!" to which the idiot son replys, "What, the curtains?"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:47 PM on 05/07/2008

LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:38 PM on 05/11/2008
- Dayahka I'm a Fan of Dayahka 33 fans permalink

No, it's a stretch. At least the Black Knight had a sense of humor. Hillary, I'm afraid, is deluded.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:43 PM on 05/07/2008
- rudyinbama I'm a Fan of rudyinbama 23 fans permalink

Obama should offer her the vice presidency NOW.
Earlier in the campaign, I wouldn't have suggested this - but he would have something only Republicans have had the smarts to do: nominate an ATTACK DOG for VP.
He can go back to being "above the usual politics," and she'll win it for him doing just that.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:41 PM on 05/07/2008
- lisakaz2 I'm a Fan of lisakaz2 105 fans permalink
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That won't work because she mollycoddlied McCain for so long it's hard to tell 'em apart.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 PM on 05/07/2008
- sebocd I'm a Fan of sebocd 3 fans permalink

Great idea. Hillary relinquishes character assassination and devotes her energy to planningt bodily assassination. Who the hell would want a partner that wished them dead 365 days of the year. I think the obsession might be too distracting for Mrs. Clinton and compromise her general functional excellance. But what a great sit-com with Michelle Obama running around the White House, putting out fires in the Oval Office, dismantling booby-traps and just trying to preserve her husband's life while keeping one step ahead of Madam Vice President. And Hillary with punjee sticks in her hair checking out the gas-mask in the top draw of her desk.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:12 PM on 05/07/2008
- Roses I'm a Fan of Roses 45 fans permalink
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The dead parrot routine and the black knight routine are two of my favorite Python moments. Thanks for the video.
Obama '08

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:40 PM on 05/07/2008
- GotRights I'm a Fan of GotRights 7 fans permalink

The Clinton campaign IS the dead parrot!
And Billary is the pet shop proprietor.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 PM on 05/07/2008
- apoyo I'm a Fan of apoyo 41 fans permalink

It's just a flesh wound.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:27 PM on 05/07/2008
- MegF I'm a Fan of MegF permalink

Or they other Python classic I was reminded of last night: "I'm Not Dead Yet!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:43 PM on 05/07/2008
- RobBob I'm a Fan of RobBob 7 fans permalink
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Hmm. Maybe we can pay off the guy with the club to do his stuff?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:20 PM on 05/07/2008
- nkhogan I'm a Fan of nkhogan 80 fans permalink

Yes, I was reminded of 'Its only a flesh wound,' and 'I'm not dead yet,' as well. This clip is also excellent.

HRC's campaign sure does lend itself to satire and parody. She could go into comedy next. She'd be the straight man, the one with 'testicular' fortitude.

I wish the woman would realise that her campaign is really over. She could go with dignity or she can continue being the subject of satire, ridicule and parody. I would love to see her leave with some dignity intact.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:23 AM on 05/08/2008

Um, it seems to me that it was Arthur who magnanimously called it a draw. Just like Obama did when he said last night in NC that the Democrats should get behind whomever wins.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:23 PM on 05/07/2008

THIS COLUMN WAS BETTER WHEN I WROTE IT TWO WEEKS AGO!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chip-collis/dame-hillary-clinton-the_b_98195.html

Try reading the rest of the site sometime, Seth!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:17 PM on 05/07/2008
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And I made this analogy to a friend a month ago. It was so obvious I didn't bother to blog about it. Excuse me, I have coconuts to clack.

SOT

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:27 PM on 05/07/2008

I posted this on Daily Kos just a few hours before he posted it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:40 AM on 05/08/2008
- zig I'm a Fan of zig permalink

Sorry jungpatawan, his column actually is better written than yours. Next time you may not want to bury your lead.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:35 PM on 05/07/2008
- Sioen I'm a Fan of Sioen 17 fans permalink
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I did like yours better. Also, though it might not be incumbent on Seth to read the whole site, you'd think someone over there would be in a position to notice the dupe.

At my paper, if desk editors don't notice, copy editors always do.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:04 AM on 05/11/2008
- lisakaz2 I'm a Fan of lisakaz2 105 fans permalink
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Tis but a scratch! Yikes...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:05 PM on 05/07/2008
- qwr I'm a Fan of qwr permalink

OK, as long as we realize that John Cleese might be an Obama supporter. During the days when Cliton's main argument was experience, Cleese asked a focus group on FOX after a debate if they knew what Margaret Thatcher's job was before she became PM. He replied that she was Secretary of Education, implying that there have been many popular leaders that had little executive experience.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:55 PM on 05/07/2008
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As I said in another blog here: I'm going with the Gollum analogy. The closer Obama (Frodo) gets to the ring, the more she turns into this crazed monster who will say and do anything ("my precious - superdelegates") to take it away from him. We know how that one turned out.

panderwatch.com

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:52 PM on 05/07/2008
- PhDiva I'm a Fan of PhDiva 20 fans permalink

Now that is funny. Now, I can't get it out of my head. This is the perfect analogy. But Frodo needed a wizard and Obama needs some party leaders to step up and give clinton a reality check. Immediately.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:17 AM on 05/08/2008

I prefer Hillary as Norma Desmond in the last scene of Sunset Boulevard

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:44 PM on 05/07/2008

I was thinking Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:35 PM on 05/07/2008
- GotRights I'm a Fan of GotRights 7 fans permalink

Or Sissy Spacek in Carrie, reaching out from the grave.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:40 PM on 05/07/2008
- drblack I'm a Fan of drblack 19 fans permalink

I read this in a comment on Kos recently. It is good though.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:42 PM on 05/07/2008
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