After the Koran-in-the-can story, and Friday’s photos of Saddam kicking back in his underwear, what’s next for the U.S. military?
An all-out panty raid?
The whole world’s becoming a frat party and the President of the United States is manning the keg. With his prancing around a destroyer deck like a member of the Village People and his calls of “Bring ‘em on!”, the former cheerleader has certainly shown it’s still all right to have fun!
What goes on in the mind of someone like Lyndie England when the President acts like the rush chairman of Deke? Described in the press as having a “wild” side, she was the type who’d ordinarily be sitting on the office Xerox machine and then faxing shots of her ass to her boyfriend. But with a war on, she finds herself in Baghdad thinking,“An Arab on a dog leash? Boo yah! Party time!”
Wouldn’t some enterprising shutterbug like to get Saddam and Lyndie into the same frame? Imagine him tied up while she pours tequila shooters down his throat. Quick, get a cell phone camera! In Bushworld, that’s a money shot.
Party on, W! Closing time is nowhere in sight.
