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Yes, I've Had Plastic Surgery! Happy Now?

Posted: 04/27/2012 6:06 pm

There's a great new article in May's O Magazine called "How Old Do I Look?" It features four women from age 42 to 81 and divulges what kinds of aesthetic work they've had done, from Botox to face lifts.

Revolutionary.

It was so refreshing to look at their faces and know the reason they looked so good for their age was due to work they had done, not because they were eating a macrobiotic diet while doing inverted sit-ups, yogic postures and drinking Chinese herbal teas.

Because every message we get -- from advertising to television shows to red carpet photographs -- is that if we are not youthfully beautiful then we are flat-out not good. That being beautiful is some sort of reflection on a person's character, will power and self-control.

There may be ageless, perfectly fit people out there who have never had a thing done, but I don't want to know them. I'm interested in the women who admit their beauty requires certain Herculean tasks or procedures. Here is my suggestion: use your beauty for good, not evil. Be transparent with other women about your beauty secrets. Let's be supportive of one another rather than competitive.

My friend -- code-name Tango 5/6 -- is 47 and has absolutely no body fat and a little six-pack. I resent her for this, but I know what she does to achieve that kind of fitness. She drinks green shakes she makes from the broccoli and bean sprouts in her own garden. She does Ab-Ripper X and more push-ups than a Navy Seal during hell week.

I don't want to do that! I want to exercise just enough to still be able to drink wine and eat chocolate and accept my body the way it is under those circumstances. So I forgive her Tango. I even brag about her and make her show everyone her stomach.

Another friend -- code-name Svetlana -- has Barbie proportions and a face at 60 with nary a wrinkle nor a sag. And she doesn't look "done." But she divulged to me that it took several surgeries to achieve that look. Thank God, otherwise I was going to have to take her out! Bring in a surgical strike team of the military persuasion.

I'm not suggesting that we wear signs around our necks saying "calf implants," "5 Fraxel laser treatments" or "microdermabrasion with a side of breast lift." But I also don't think it's fair to let our friends think we simply have superior genes and drink a lot of water when our beauty has come at a price.

So, in celebration of Beauty Transparency Score (I just coined that phrase) here's what I've done to look the way I do:

At 45 I had a brow lift/blepharectomy. I have my hair highlighted. I wear make-up every day. I've had laser hair removal in various southern climes. I've had Lasik eye surgery to eschew the need for glasses. I have veneers on my two front teeth because I broke one when I was a kid. I've had tooth whitening treatments, mani/pedis, waxing and eye brow shaping. I use anti-oxidant creams, serum lifting creams, eye creams, cream of tartar, creamed spinach and Cream of Wheat. I wash and curl my hair twice a week. I shave daily and I use personal lubricants. Yes. I had to take it just one step too far.

I'm a migrant worker to the crop that is my body and I know I'm a spoiled, privileged white-collar woman, but we can tackle that topic another day.

In the near future I'm considering a skin-tightening laser called Ulthera (is this snake oil? Anyone?) and perhaps some Fraxel to get rid of sun spots. I'm aging and gravity is winning. But I'm planning to die very old with a good-looking corpse and to share my road map along the way.

My next post will be about my work in Ukrainian orphanages...

(Click on hyperlinks above to see my Befores and Afters)

 
 
 

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01:47 PM on 05/22/2012
Thank you for bringing this up, Shannon. I wish celebrities would talk more about all the treatments they have! Of course Jen Aniston looks amazing at 40 -- she probably has facials and lasers all the time, which she doesn't have to admit as "I've had work done."

As for Ulthera, you should check out http://www.realself.com/ultherapy/reviews
There are over 150 reviews of the procedure... so far 8/10 people have said it's worthwhile. The most common comments are that it's painful, but gives results.
08:41 PM on 05/08/2012
Oh, and I had reconstructive fat grafting to repair fat atrophy from a fractional laser treatment. I will never be as pretty and confident as I once was. I suggest you do an article on the dangers of cosmetic treatments and surgeries.
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
Aging Vaintress, Mom Butler, Wife Dominatrix
09:41 PM on 06/02/2012
Oh dear -- of course there is risk involved. But I'm checking out the support forum pronto!
11:10 AM on 06/04/2012
I'm so glad to know that you will!

The problem with the risks is that you will not be informed of all of the potential risks cannot make an informed decision. The doctor will not inform you of the potential for fat atrophy, permanent skin damage, eye damage and reduced thyroid function. It's not worthy it. Maybe consider looking into needling (dermarolling) as a safer alternative to Ultherapy or lasers. :)
08:38 PM on 05/08/2012
NO Ultherapy! NO Fraxel! Visit the IPL and Laser Damage Support Forum and find out why. You seem like a real sweetie and I wouldn't want something dreadful to happen to you.
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Allena Tapia
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05:15 PM on 04/30/2012
34, preventative botox for frown lines, eat 900 calories a day and exercise for vanity, not health, highlights, brow shaping, one fraxel, makeup, fake tan spray, retinol (roc), asian contacts, teeth whitening and one fake,

I know I'm privileged in both cash and time to do these things. I'm grateful for the luck of the birth lottery, and I also work very very hard for my money.

I admit this is a race I will never "win."
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
Aging Vaintress, Mom Butler, Wife Dominatrix
09:42 PM on 06/02/2012
The only thing I couldn't do is the 900 calories. You've got to eat woman, food is just, well, delicious. xo
02:32 PM on 04/30/2012
Love it! Thanks for sharing your POV (and eye work) with humor and honesty.
09:53 PM on 04/29/2012
I'm in my early 50s so I would never consider Lasis. If I did, I would need reading glasses, which so far I have been able to avoid.
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Badger33
I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
08:28 PM on 04/29/2012
If a woman has plastic surgery, she should do it only for herself--not any man. BTW, where can I find a wife dominatrix?
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
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03:54 PM on 04/30/2012
Thwack-ah! The sound of my whip.
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girlfriendmom
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07:02 PM on 04/29/2012
Shannon: Damn right I believe in Botox. http://www.modernmom.com/blogs/thegirlfriendmom/damn-right-i-believe-in-botox
I had to forward this to you because I couldn't agree with you more. It's a personal choice, and hopefully an educated and thought out one. No one should dictate or be all judgey-judgestein about whether I want to inject my ass or my ankles with filler. Although I'm not sure why I'd want thicker ankles.
We all have to live with the consequences of the decisions that we make. But they are our decisions. That being said, I do think that's it's uncool for really young adults to get work done, because they think they have to keep up with some magazine ad. But that's why I started with these decisions be educated. I believe that it's the consciousness behind getting the work done that should be looked at. Thank you for your honesty.
05:40 PM on 04/29/2012
Time will win in the end.

So, how were all these "treatments" paid for? Wealthy husband? Anti-aging insurance?
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
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03:56 PM on 04/30/2012
I paid with them from my own earnings, however that did put more of the mortgage burden on my husband.
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french queen13
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10:19 PM on 04/28/2012
How about not playing along with the ad industry and the cosmetic surgery industry and letting them dictate what we should and shouldn't look like? You're telling women to go out and risk life and health getting carved up in unnecessary surgery, or to waste hours and dollars every day, just to pander to grotesque demands about what we should be!
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
Aging Vaintress, Mom Butler, Wife Dominatrix
11:57 PM on 04/28/2012
Yes. And no. Beauty and what constitutes it and how important it should be in our lives and in culture is a complex issue. It's not black and white. As I get older I realize I'm inextricably mired in mortal vanity. I feel like I've reached a healthy balance in what I will and won't do to feel attractive. But I do know feeling attractive is an essential part of feeling happy for me.
08:48 AM on 04/29/2012
I recommend reading The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wold. It explains a lot of these issues. And judging women's beauty in our culture is intended to be competitive. This is a centuries-old, entrenched system we're up against.
05:43 PM on 04/29/2012
I suspect you will be very miserable in your 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. No much how much surgery and laser treatment you have, the body will age. Senescense is programmed into your cells.

On the other hand, women who have cultivated their skills and talents and who have wide-ranging interests outside of themselves, and who use excess money to help others instead of to try to hold back time, will find themselves happy and able to accept the gifts that come with every age.
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OtayPanky
You're welcome
08:56 PM on 04/28/2012
Blogger: Yes, I've Had Plastic Surgery! Happy Now?

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Soooo...if someone says your butt looks damn good for a woman your age, is that ok with you or not?
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
Aging Vaintress, Mom Butler, Wife Dominatrix
01:16 AM on 06/03/2012
After I gave birth to my second daughter and was wheeling her down the promenade hauling my lumpy butt behind a few lovely Latino gardeners cat-called at me. Did I flip them off, no. I said, "Thank you, thank yoooouuuuu!"
09:38 AM on 04/28/2012
Hey- I feel that we are so fortunate that we have the options that we do today and they will only keep on getting better. Physically and mentally we should be able to do more than past generations so why not take advantage of the treatments available to have our outside look like we feel on the inside. And if its not your thing - so be it.
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
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11:58 PM on 04/28/2012
I don't think I could've said it any better.
08:08 AM on 04/28/2012
Yes, I completely agree with this. So many celebrities always deny having a job done, even if is staring you on the face. I for one, plan to have several minor things done, not to change my face, but to improve what I have, and I don't mind who knows about it.
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
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12:01 AM on 04/29/2012
I understand when women and men don't want to blab about their "procedures," but I would appreciate a little transparency so that we "regular folk" don't compare ourselves unfavorably to people who have access to extraordinary means.
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Melissa Soalt
11:54 PM on 04/27/2012
BRAVO for telling! The problem is the pretending. (And of course it's a privilege.) What matters is what's drives "getting the work done." Certainly it can be pathological - those for whom "looks" is how they define themselves, and the celebrity body fetish, and naturally it can reflect internalized views about women's beauty being her everything and about body loathing or angst .. but otherwise so what? Why not if you so desire and can afford.
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Shannon Bradley-Colleary
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12:01 AM on 04/29/2012
How did you say that so succinctly? Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm going to borrow that, but I will quote you.
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Melissa Soalt
03:27 PM on 04/30/2012
Thank you-- HIRE ME! I need another job- in addition to helping women learn to kick ass. I'm talking self defense-- gnarly not nebbishy or self defense "lite." Primal skills and the fierce fighting heart that powers the win. And how to pull ferocious from fear.

Great post and looking forward to more. Bigger Picture: It's time for women need to stop pretending about ALL. Gutsy should be the new nice.

But seriously: www.dr-ruthless.com (Speaking of.... site MAKEOVER coming real soon.)
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Melissa Soalt
04:46 PM on 04/30/2012
Hmmm.... my reply didn't show so once more. Please do borrow! Better yet, please hire me- or maybe I'll hire you...(maybe not kidding.) I finally read more and love your stuff. I'm a woman's self defense pro and so I don't sugarcoat or pacify my language much. (I'm talking gnarly not nebbishy, plus how to pull ferocious from fear....primal elemental skills and will.)

It's time: women need to stop pretending about anything and everything and speak the truths about all the appetites and wants. Warts (and wart removal) and all.

It's time for GUTSY to be the new nice.

I can't wait to hear about the UKRAINE...
04:19 PM on 04/29/2012
I have to agree, if you're going to get work done, be honest. In a way, that's freeing for the rest of us who chose not to because either I won't compare myself to you, or if I do, I can realize that I, too, can have that young look if only I spent $X on it. Then I'll think about what I could do with that money instead and decide for myself if it's worth it, rather than just subconsciously hate myself a little when I see better-preserved faces than mine. To be honest, I'm glad I'm not in a socioeconomic group where plastic surgery is all that common, though I'm sure it's more common than I realize.