Sharon Glassman

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Sharon Glassman is a Gracie Award-winning humorist and author of I'M WITH CUPID, a novel now podcasting on I-Tunes.

Blog Entries by Sharon Glassman

The Joy of Sorry

Posted April 8, 2008 | 03:51 PM (EST)


Signposts pointing to a more truthful way of life pop up in the Rockies where I least expect them. For instance: in an email from Netflix last week.

"We're sorry," the subject line said.

Wowza, did that upgrade my inner life in a flash!

A computer snafu had delayed the...

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Ma'am I Am...So Not

17 Comments | Posted March 25, 2008 | 11:18 AM (EST)


Another year. Another's Women's History Month. And still no alternative for "Ma'am" - three letters and a squiggle that I loathe beyond measure. The "polite term for women" that so does not describe the spiritually youthful, if age-accomplished, Me.

Oh, ladies, chicks, and dames of the HuffPo! Am I...

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What Do You Do When The Well Runs Dry?

Posted March 17, 2008 | 04:26 PM (EST)


Last fall, my dog and I moved to a rural Rocky Mountain house-share from our Brooklyn apartment. On our first Rocky day, I stepped on something spiky in our meadow.

My new housemate pronounced it a cactus. "This is a desert," he added, before heading off to juggle fire in...

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Are These Pancakes Better Than Sex?

Posted March 5, 2008 | 03:40 PM (EST)


Dear Huffington Post readers:

Is my housemate's recipe for Pancakes with Berries, below, really better than sex?

In the name of scientific research - and an unresolved housemate debate - we'd love for amorous/foodie HuffPost readers to try both, and chime in.

In case you're wondering how this burning...

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Countrify-Me: Confessions of a Thru-Yorker

19 Comments | Posted February 21, 2008 | 04:21 PM (EST)


I think New Yorkers come in two flavors: True-Yorkers and Thru-Yorkers.

Until last fall, when I traded in my rent-stabilized Brooklyn Heights apartment for a Rocky Mountain house share, I could have sworn I was True. Just like you, perhaps?

True-Yorkers move to the city to "find their purpose," like...

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My Broken Toe: Unfortunate Injury Or Spiritual Message?

9 Comments | Posted January 18, 2008 | 12:40 AM (EST)


In my new Rocky Mountain hometown, the Stone Age meets the New Age. Friends here believe that physical injuries carry spiritual messages.

As a former New Yorker, I have my doubts. I believe emotional ills can manifest physically, of course. And I'm fascinated by the holistic idea of a body-mind...

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Writing Myself West: Freedom Of Me-formation

Posted January 2, 2008 | 08:31 PM (EST)


Five weeks ago, my dog and I moved to a shared house in the rural Rockies from our one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn. Life since then has been a case of geographic loves-at-first-sight.

The small wonders of my new home leave me giddy and grinning. Huge landmasses redefine possibility and...

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Pimp My Housemates

14 Comments | Posted December 24, 2007 | 01:08 PM (EST)


Two months ago, my dog and I moved into a split-level rural Rocky Mountain house-share with three single straight guys from our singleton's one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn.

In those two months, I've noticed that while my guys can bake pies and shoot guns, they keep missing the target when it...

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Writing Myself West: A Tale of Thanksgiving

Posted November 22, 2007 | 11:35 AM (EST)


This Thanksgiving, wowza, am I thankful.

After 17 years of semi-subletting a one-bedroom Brooklyn apartment, my dog and I moved, sight unseen, to a 1970s ranch house with three single guy housemates. The house is located off a major highway, five miles outside a Rocky Mountain town.

It's...

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Spend Faster? Save Faster? No, Thanks!

Posted August 7, 2007 | 09:08 PM (EST)


The dog and I woke up this morning to the sound of credit card commercials perking on our alarm-clock-radio.

Finally, there's a card that lets you tap and go so you can speed your purchases!
a friendly, young-sounding guy told us at one-minute after the hour....

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E. Postmodern On E-tiquette

Posted July 18, 2007 | 11:46 AM (EST)


Two cultural forces collided on my desktop this week:

1. A series of email etiquette questions, mournful to inspiring
2. The idea that an inner voice of wisdom abides in each of us

"Why not combine the two?" I said to the dog. She didn't answer. So...

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Dessert is the Highest Form of Patriotism

Posted July 11, 2007 | 11:21 AM (EST)


This bumper sticker caught my eye as I was walking the dog to work:

"Dessert is the Highest Form of Patriotism." - Thomas Jefferson

On closer inspection, I learned, I had mis-read the first word*. But while the illusion lasted, life seemed so much sweeter!

"If only!"...

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Why is My Dog's Healthcare Better Than Mine?

Posted June 27, 2007 | 03:58 PM (EST)


Great news on the health care front!

A member of my immediate family got full reimbursement for the great treatment she received from her primary care doctor and a specialist.

Color me jealous! I thought to myself, as I pulled her check from my mailbox.

"Sit!" I...

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