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American Health Care 2.0: Stretchy Pants, not Skinny Jeans

(0) Comments | Posted August 12, 2009 | 7:35 PM

The President says he is American, but I smell a pineapple- and whatever-it-is-they-eat-in-Kenya-soaked rat. First he gets elected from a state that never should have been let into the Union (you heard me, Hawaii). Now he is running around like some uppity Swede trying to push public health care on...

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Hey Cheney, Would it Kill You to Smile a Little?

(5) Comments | Posted June 2, 2009 | 7:33 PM

Looking at any photo of Dick Cheney over the last 30 years, it is clear that he isn't human. If he was, he would still possess the ability to express human emotions through facial expressions other than hawkishness, callous disdain, and a smug grimace that would resemble a contracting anus...

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Forgetting Sonia Sotomayor

(3) Comments | Posted May 27, 2009 | 9:29 PM

With her boyish good looks, J-Lo-esque back story (being born in Brooklyn, not having a ginourmous ass), and squeaky clean voting record, Sonia Sotomayor is America's new Hispanic sweetheart. Her triumph over obstacles ranging from the pedestrian to the inconvenient (growing up in the richest city in the world, attending...

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Hey Obama, Throw us a Bone Here, We're in a Comedy Recession

(0) Comments | Posted May 21, 2009 | 7:10 PM

It used to be easy to be a comedy writer. Bush is dumb, Cheney is an a-hole, ha ha, let's go get baked and watch the Nature Channel, pass the Doritos, where's my check. But now that Obama is in office and doesn't eff up, like, EVER, well, times are...

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Ashton Kutcher: History's Greatest Monster?

(1) Comments | Posted May 13, 2009 | 8:21 PM

A recent Simpsons episode declared Jimmy Carter to be history's greatest monster. Ok, it aired for the first time 12 years ago, but I recently watched it again, and thought to myself, self, why are we laughing at this? I think it is funny, but I'm not really sure why...

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Hey Republicans, It's Time for Some Old Timey Politics

(1) Comments | Posted May 11, 2009 | 1:03 PM

The problem with the modern Republican party is that, along with being sadistic, callous and evil, they look, well, sadistic, callous and evil. And they are reaching for a base that isn't there and sentiments that aren't relevant. Nobody wants to go back to getting jiggy with things, Michael Steele,...

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