All of you holding out for an Audioslave reunion can forget about it. Chris Cornell recently tweeted that "School is back in session" and that his other band, Soundgarden, is making a return to the stage (and perhaps studio?) this year. The Seattle bandmates haven't unleashed their grunginess since '97,...

I'm watching "Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve" just before midnight when I realize that Dick Clark isn't so rockin' anymore. I also remember that I haven't made my New Year's resolutions yet. Resolution 1: no more "Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve." 

Dick Clark just bums me out. He embodies...

Today marks the birthday of an incongruous pair. Perennial Rolling Stone, Keith Richards, turns 66 while overwrought chanteuse, Christina Aguilera, is the ripe old age of 29.

Who's Sexier: Keith Richards or Christina Aguilera?

They may seem from opposite worlds: Aguilera, the...

Actually, my bet is that A&E's Freaky...

In Los Angeles, parenting is a competitive sport. From Beverly Hills baby boutiques to kids yoga classes, LA fuses high style, industrial-strength materialism, and parental outsourcing into our own unique version of child-rearing.

LA is also home to one of the largest parenting divides in the nation. The divide...

HBO's Sunday night premiere of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert felt like a farewell party. No amount of Botox and hair dye could disguise the fact that rock 'n' roll's most talented practitioners are a dying breed.

It was hard to watch the four-hour-plus...

Let's be honest: it's tough for all of you musicians out there to get any attention these days. There's no room for you on MTV. There's no room for you on the radio. There's room on YouTube, but there's room for everybody on YouTube. It's thankless work for an audience...

As Obama pardons his turkey and we all prepare to sit down and eat ours, I offer my list of thanks. May the holiday find you all grateful - red and blue states alike.

10. I don't have to explain that vote for Bush in 2000.

9. I don't...

Today is Susan Boyle's coming out party. Her debut album, "I Dreamed a Dream," is in stores, she's going to meet America on Monday's "Today Show," and the transformation is now complete. Sharon Osbourne be damned.

After slamming Susan Boyle on the Opie...

I was watching Obama speak to those Shanghai students during his big Asia trip, and suddenly I remembered my '80s high school Spanish class. My teachers insisted that I take Spanish because it was "the language of the future." Never mind that it predates English by more than 400 years....

The Oxford dictionary just added a new entry to their big book of words: unfriend - verb - To remove someone as a "friend" on a social networking site such as Facebook.

I'm unfriending Sarah Palin.

I made her my friend in a fit of nostalgia. After becoming reacquainted with...

Is Steven Tyler in or out? The Aerosmith singer crashed bandmate Joe Perry's gig last Tuesday (Perry was doing his own moonlighting with the Joe Perry Project) to announce that he wasn't leaving the 40-year-old band, contrary to the rock rumor mill. There's only one person who doesn't necessarily believe...

This week, "Sesame Street" celebrates its 40th birthday. For nearly two generations, the pioneering children's show has taught kids to count, spell, and appreciate the joys of garbage and cookies. Most importantly, "Sesame Street" has brought good music to children's television. Everyone from Johnny Cash to John Legend has turned...

The countdown has begun to Adam Lambert's new album release. "For Your Entertainment" hits stores November 23, just in time for all of those Thanksgiving raves.

The album is an exercise in production overload and musical ADD. Lambert (and his handlers) want to make sure no part of the...

The Internet is the best thing ever to happen to music. It brought big music to its knees, made Susan Boyle a star, and finally gave me a reason to move all of those CDs into my garage.

I'm tired of the doom and gloom prophesying about the end...

Phish is back with a vengeance. Now that Trey is off the junk, the band has been busier - and more focused - than ever. Since reuniting this year (they broke up in 2004) the jam band has released a new album ("Joy" produced by longtime U2 collaborator Steve Lillywhite),...

Kanye West has found God.

Okay, that's not entirely accurate. Kanye West is searching for God. Or some inner peace. News broke last week that the 32-year old VMA stage crasher was heading to India to spend a month in a Hindu ashram. Presumably, West will have a chance to...

It's tough being in love. It's tougher working with the one you love. Don't mix business and pleasure, folks. And mixing music and marriage? That's an even more volatile cocktail. Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova of The Swell Season (and the hit indie film "Once")...

In the midst of Katy Perry and Russell Brand's romance, Frances Bean Cobain's hate-tweets to Ali Lohan, and Beyonce's defense of Kanye, Lady Gaga is headed to Washington D.C. this weekend for Sunday's National Equality March. The Broadway production of Hair will also be there (they are canceling their Sunday...

Michael Jackson's autopsy results were made public earlier this week and everyone is shocked that he was "fairly healthy." For me, the biggest shock was that he weighed 136 pounds. Yeah, that's skinny but not scary...