Sheri H.
Sheri Helman is a Toronto-based blogger, PR chick and suburban Mom. Still mourning the loss of her true TV love, Friends, Sheri has chosen to fill the void by mocking anything and everything Bachelor-related from the comfort of her couch. To read more of her scathing judgements, check out

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'Bachelor Canada: After The Final Rose' Recap

(1) Comments | Posted November 28, 2012 | 10:49 PM

Was this the longest week ever or what? Seriously, having to wait a full week after the "Bachelor Canada" finale to watch Whitney stumble her way out of Brad's cross-examination was a true test of human perseverance. But I survived. And maybe, just maybe, absence made...

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The Bachelor Canada: The Most Shocking Finale

(6) Comments | Posted November 21, 2012 | 11:00 PM

So, here we are.

I can't believe our first season of Bachelor Canada has come to an end. I gotta say, I think we've got it mostly right. Last night's episode had all of the critical elements needed for a successful finale.

Excessive montages of said bachelor deep...

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'The Bachelor Canada: The Women Tell All' Recap

(0) Comments | Posted November 14, 2012 | 11:03 PM

Ah, the "Bachelor Canada" 'tell all' episode -- one of the finest displays of fake apologies and insincere compliments, all in front of an estrogen-infused studio audience. I for one, eat this stuff up, but with this episode, I was immediately distracted by some glaring absences.


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'The Bachelor Canada' Episode 6 Recap: Escape Into Fantasy

(3) Comments | Posted November 8, 2012 | 12:16 AM

Ah, fantasy dates. Where couples are placed in the most unrealistic, extravagant locales, in order to come down to earth and get the most clarity in these final oh-so-important moments. Go figure.

Though I was initially surprised that Brad and the girls weren't whisked off to exotic destinations to work...

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'The Bachelor Canada' Episode 5 Recap: Meet The Parents ... Already?

(1) Comments | Posted October 31, 2012 | 11:03 PM

Borderline offended. Borderline offended is how I felt watching this week's episode. How are we supposed to suspend our disbelief over the potential success rate and sanctity of these relationships when it is beyond preposterous that hometown dates are taking place on episode five? I mean we already know that...

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'The Bachelor Canada' Episode 4 Recap: Love, Loss And Moving Too Fast

(3) Comments | Posted October 25, 2012 | 12:15 AM

If ridiculousosity is not a word, well, then, consider it one now.

Really, Brad? You're on episode four and already scheduling hometown dates for next week when many of the girls have spent less time with you than it takes to grow back the hair they lost...

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'The Bachelor Canada' Episode 3 Recap: Oh, Canadian Girls

(3) Comments | Posted October 18, 2012 | 12:02 AM

Why bother?

Why bother following Brad as he inches his way closer to true love (or being bludgeoned by a stalker if he chooses Whitney), when we know in our heart of hearts that there is no frikkin' way it will last. In the last two weeks alone, we've...

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'The Bachelor Canada' Episode 2 Recap: True Love Brought To You By...

(3) Comments | Posted October 11, 2012 | 1:06 PM

Tonight's episode opened not with Brad readying himself to sink his teeth into bachelorhood, but with an uncomfortable abundance of product placement and overt sponsorship .

What started with a wicker basket full of drugstore brand essentials -- not even the good stuff or things the...

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'The Bachelor Canada' Season 1 Premiere Recap: Sugar, Spice And Everything Nice

(7) Comments | Posted October 3, 2012 | 11:22 PM

On Wednesday night, I said a prayer. A prayer for "The Bachelor Canada."

May you not embarrass us with a vaguely familiar, low-budget take on this beloved classic.

May you not assault our eyes with a barrage of backwoods butterfaces.

May you not shoot a romantic one-on-one date...

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