We'll start with an easy one.
Does anyone else think that Owen Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres are identical twins?
Now let's delve a little deeper.
Does anyone else think that the pesky fly who buzzed around Condoleezza Rice's talking head during last Sunday's interview on ABC was less annoying than Condi was? One wanted to swat the lady and let the fly buzz on unimpeded. The fly was not lying, the lady was.
Does anyone else think that the WGA strike is absolutely just in the writers desire to have a share of the DVD and internet profits - their future - and that this strike stands as a symbol for the inequality in rewards seen throughout our society? CEO's who drag a business to financial ruin are rewarded with multi-million golden goodbyes and the average decent worker struggles to keep above water. Does anyone else think that the network heads that remain determined to deny the talent on their broadcasts a small, fair share of the rewards are perfect symbols for the American dream gone awry?
Does anyone think that our most brilliant bloggers on The Huffpost are giving in to premature despair? That starts with the gloriously witty Nora Ephron and the brilliant Jane Smiley and continues through the post recently. The war goes on, the President and the Vice go on un-impeached, and the Dems can't seem to stop it with their small majority and their timid leadership. I am not asking my fellow worriers to jump with joy after every Democratic Presidential debate, or every equivocating Democratic vote in the Congress, but I do ask for a little proportion. The campaign has just begun and the election is not over.
And yes, believe me - all the Democrats in this contest - and that includes the ones who have racked up free mileage from their rides on flying saucers - all of them are infinitely superior to their Republican opponents, and that includes the much criticized and condemned Hillary who seems to provoke a condemnation disproportionate to her sins. She is not Dick Cheney. She is not even Lynne. She is not my candidate but I do hate the word triangulate applied to her. Yes, it reveals a compromising and equivocating person who uses those qualities to appeal to the broadest number of voters - something she is - yet the word reminds me of my stupefying days in geometry class and it would be a blessing if it was dropped, if not for her, for me.
How's this for a wakeup call? Does anyone else think that this country will be bored to death should we elect a President Thompson grumbling for four years without his Law and Order writers to give him some decent lines and some fresh ideas? How about President McCain in his new surge suit cozying up to the religious right, or God Help us, President Punch Giuliani dragging out his adoring Judi for a kiss whenever he wants to put on a show of his non-existent tender side, and President Romney flashing his smiling sons and his Olympic management skills like a salesman who can never stop selling, even if it means selling out the principles on which this country was founded?
Does anyone else agree that we are in for four more years of hell and war and a country brought to economic and social ruin by the next Republican President should one of these bozos be elected. The weakest of the Democratic candidates would outperform any of these quadrangulating, quintangulating, septangulating lying characters who have three wild cards in their hands - race and terror and taxes- and will play them ruthlessly to win any election. And if they can't win with those cards they always have the untested electronic voting machines; machines as rigged as the slots in a casino.
Remember the Republican push to privatize Social Security? Their easy renaming of waterboarding as a Republican form of a pop quiz rather than as torture? The War in Iraq? And the corruption of our Justice Department? Toss in health care for poor kids? Hell, health care for all of us. Remember their exploitation of "terror" their branding of 9/11 as a Republican triumph rather than a tragedy for everyone and a Republican failure to secure the country under a Republican President and a Republican Mayor - their capitulation to the religious right - the loss of habeas corpus for prisoners that might well extend to all of us - and their inability to speak a word of truth as they feverishly work to undo the Constitution in the name of saving it?
Imagine the next batch of "strict constructionists" who a Republican will put on the court - and think not only the end of Roe vs. Wade but Brown vs. the Board of Education of Topeka. Gals, Guys, you are losing perspective. And so do I from time to time. Does anyone else think that in our search for the perfect Democratic candidate we are forgetting the good and the possible, and the awful consequences of a Republican victory in '08?
Posted November 14, 2007 | 09:15 AM (EST)