Bongborg's Comments (3925)

“the entire Republican Party”

“I very much doubt if you could find any high schools in this country where Gibbon is required reading.”

“You think you're gonna to live your life alone
In darkness
And seclusion
Yeah I know
You've been out there
Tried to mix with those animals
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion
So you stagger back home
And wait for nothing
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street
And now you're desperate
And in need of human contact
And then
You meet me
And you whole world changes
Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
So you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
And you trust me completely
I'm perfect
In every way
Cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
You feel so lucky
But your ego obscures reality
And you never bother to wonder why
Things are going so well
You wanna know why?
Cause I'm a liar
Yeah I'm a liar
I'll tear your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
Cause I'm a liar, a liar
A liar, a liar

----------­----------­----- Henry Rollins”

“Did someone expect her to tell the truth?”

“Maybe they will give you free lithium. That'd be like the gift of reality, wouldn't it?”

“Leave it to the Germans to have a word for it. I didn't know what to call it, but I have been feeling it for years every time I see Joe on tv.”

“LOL I like trolls that type "haha". No, my mommy doesn't know, just like you don't know I am looking though your ATM account.”

“When you said you had discovered a delicious little tidbit, for a second I thought you had at last found your brain.”

“Niles, I don't want to say you have wasted your time on the wrong television shows, but if you had watched New Yankee workshop on PBS, you could've at least learned how to build a piece of furniture.”

“Mad, someone who can use a tool will. Someone who can't will use a combination wrench to try and drive a nail in. However, not giving them of the opportunity to root around in the toolbox is wrong.”

“I talked to my mother about this this morning, since she reads the Huffington Post also. She said that if those people had really had children who were geniuses, that the kids would have learned to read when they were three years old from looking at road signs and billboards and asking their mother what they said, the way I did.”

“did your parents show you the baby Einstein videos?”

“Remember when he told all the kids to go into mommies and daddies purses and wallets and get out one of the pieces of paper with George Washington's picture on it and send it to him?”

“Sometimes people just need to have someone listen.”

“Okay, who actually believed ( besides themselves) that the yuppies who bought these videos were going to breed geniuses who would be able to benefit from them?”

“Rush is that ignorant, let's take his away.”

“Not many with an IQ over 80 staying in longer than 4 years, either. Maybe the two things have a connection of some sort.”

“Section 8?”

“Hey, can you teach Margent7 to spell "hypocrisy"? He's been having an awful lot of trouble with it, and you know he hasn't got what you'd call a "deep" vocabulary to go to.”

“I wanna see Bush's master's thesis. He got a Master's in B.A. or bs or some such. Where is it? 'Cause I wanna see if it is a better read than "My Pet Goat".”

“Carlos, you don't irritate me, I'm laughing at you. You are the comedy relief.”

“Carlos is gonna lose no matter what happens. It's his destiny.”

“Nah, I just point at you and snicker, Charley.”

“Then WHY do you stay here? Because we'd love it if you never came back.”

“We don't believe EVERYTHING we read here, man. When we come to your posts for example, we immediately assume you are lying.”