DeadCivilian's Comments (201)

“Top Ten List of Things With More Compassion Than Joe Lieberman:

10) The female preying mantis
9) Michael Jackson's dad
8) scorpions
7) OJ Simpson
6) Donald Trump
5) Ray Lewis
4) great white sharks
3) black widow spiders
2) heroine addicts

and the #1 thing with more compassion with Joe Lieberman:

1) pus”

“You left off infant mortallity, crumbling infrastructure and electrical grid. Oh, and thousands of its soldiers dying in two insane wars for nothing. Other than those minor details, the flag wavers are correct: We're number one! We're number one! USA! USA!”

“If visitors from another planet need any evidence that the inhabitants of this one are an insane breed, they need look no further than current drug policy:

Locking up fellow humans for having a plant in their possession, spending trazillions of dollars over many decades maintaining a huge bureaucracy of weapons and agents engaged in a useless 'war' against its use. It is the very definition of insanity.

But stay off marijuana, people. We wouldn't want anyone to behave in an uncivilized manner or anything.

Have we bombed enough brown people yet?”

“Top Ten Things With More Class and Dignity Than Joe Lieberman:

10) Falcon Heene
9) The Michigan Militia
8) Acorn
7) Carrot Top
6) Pimps and Hos
5) Trig Palin
4) Amy Winehouse
3) Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi
2) Barack Obama's post-basketball game jock strap

and the #1 Thing With More Class and Dignity Than Joe Lieberman:

1) Pus”

“...so be sure to help overturn Roe v. Wade, and follow those clerics against all forms of birth control: we need more fodder for pointless wars and minimum wage servants/consumers. It's all about being pro-family.”

“Top Ten Things More Dignified Than Joe Lieberman:

10) Falcon Heene
9) The Michigan Militia
8) Acorn
7) Carrot Top
6) Pimps and Hos
5) Trig Palin
4) Amy Winehouse
3) Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi
2) Barack Obama's post-basketball game jock strap

and the #1 Thing More Dignified That Joe Lieberman:

1) Pus”

“Hey, Bill; News Flash! It's a TV show. It's not real. The premise was not real, the characters are not real, the painting of Jesus is not really Jesus.

From the actor turned president, Ronald Reagan using movie lines as policy ("make my day") to candidate McCain claiming to be "like Jack Bauer" to this Catholic League president who is old enough to remember what life was like before the mass-media brainwashing began, it is amazing how many Americans confuse real life with fiction. Pick up a copy of Neal Gabler's Life the Movie: How Entertainment Conquered Reality, or Neil Postman's Amusing Ourselves To Death, and then we'll talk. After that, put your real life house in order. You could start by paying attention to what's going on in the Rectory with the altar boys, instead of what's on television. Vidiot.

I always suspected that some of the "faithful" could not tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Now I am certain.”

“Hey, there's a paycheck in it for someone at some corporation. What's the problem?”

“Ooooooooohhhh! Big scandal. People visited the Whitehouse. This is unprecedented.

Kind of like

4331 U.S. Military Deaths in Iraq
796 U.S. Military Deaths in Afghanistan
93,000 civilian Iraqi deaths since March '03

Yo, trustandal­waysverify­: Perspective just phoned and asked for your number.”

“9/11 was blowback brought to you courtesy of previous CIA asset, Osama Bin Laden. Did 9/11 put YOU in a lather? Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

Let the CIA do what it wants, whenever it wants, wherever in the world it wants, then act all shocked, surprised and horrified when it comes home to roost.

If you're unwilling to crack a history book and keep your labels to yourself, perhaps you can entertain a 3-minute lesson on the Middle East from known "left"- winger, Texas Republican Ron Paul:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ePX_zw1JW4

So, when are you enlisting?”

“Yawn.

"Not about the money?" Please. Metallica showed their true colors when they tried to block Napster. Poseurs who sole interests are cash and being "rock stars" (probably in that order), fueled by MTV, drug cartels and a corrupt music industry. Music? Art? It's all commerce to these boys. Enlightened individuals with their gun collections and propensity for hunting who added nothing to metal that wasn't accomplished by Blue Cheer, Led Zepplin, King Crimson, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, The Scorpions and Rush decades before. They should team up with Nugent and do some shows. They can call it the All-Star Tough-Guy Poseur Tour. Right after they enlist, that is.”

“Yakmeat...­isn't that what Levi will be showing?”

“...which is why the same judge is a staunch supporter of abortion rights, I imagine.

It's so good to be living in a post-racial world, isn't it?”

“"In what sense, Charlie?"”

“Dear Mr. PNAC,

Apart from inheriting your daddy's largess, career and connections, when have you EVER personally sacrificed ANYTHING for the US?

You did not serve in the military, and the citizens of the US never cast a single vote for you for any office; therefore, you do not represent them.

You have sacrificed nothing, you have contributed nothing, and your opinions, columns, "research" and twisted, sick logic are of no use to anyone.

If you want to earn the respect and gratitude of the citizens of the US and world, please fit your mouth with a revolver, as soon as possible. It's the manly thing to do.

Signed,

Everyone with a Conscience (which you very clearly lack).”

“Most definitely. She's the finest script-reader the GOP has had since Reagan, bar none.

Bush the First was too lackluster and whiny, Bush the Second couldn't string coherent sentences together, a la "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully" as if he were brokering a cease-fire.

The sick, insane, degenerate old white men hand and corporate lackeys hand her the scripts, and she reads them off with a wink and a smile, sportscaster and beauty queen delivery intact. Can't wait till 2012!!”

“She is an angel.

An Angel of Death”

“I thought HR Bob Halderman was still in prison for his role in subverting the election process during Watergate.”

“Dear Condi,

The citizens of the US never voted for you for anything.

You do not represent us.

Please shut up.

Signed,

Everyone with Two Neurons Still Touching”

“I am not one to say we are a "christian" nation. 70 or so percent of Americans self-identify as Christians - call themselves that. If one professes to believe and follow Christian tenets, than they should do it.

Regarding health care:

"Whatsoever you do to the least among you, you also do to Me."

Regarding Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, ad nauseum:

"You have been told an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also."

That's what Jesus allegedly said in that book that every elected leader and court justice raises their right hand and swears upon. That's what our former "born-again" president did after 9-11, no?

Or, just admit the truth. Americans as a group have no problem dropping bombs on people who did nothing to them. But god forbid they use tax money to keep people healthy: that would be Socialism!”

“Pay attention to his specific words: "I want ... for working Americans, to have a option.."

Working. Americans.

If you are not working, say, your job was shipped overseas, or your company just laid you off, or, you're just out of college and not working, I wonder if Bill supports a public option for those folks?

Or for permanent resident aliens, or for the children born in the US of non-citizens whose parents are picking his vegetables and scrubbing his toilets. Does he support a public option for them?

Americans are so funny. They can become apoplectic about the prospect of their tax money being used to feed, clothe or pay the health care for non-Americans; perfectly content with the same tax money being used to blow non-Americans to smithereens.

Which would be fine if they just admitted it and didn't call themselves a "christian" nation.”

“Sorry to go against our President, but I'm with Kanye on this one: that Beyonce video was THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!!

Which makes it about as important as the last load of laundry I did.

The world-changing concerns on the minds of aware young people everywhere­...”

“Obama misspoke during the rigors of a presidential campaign over a year ago. Of all the boneheaded things his predecessor not only said but did, that one gaffe compels you to state that our President "thinks" there are 57. Wow. Tremendous, insightful analysis, there.

Fortunately there are blogs like this for you to perpetuate random, miniscule insults that have no meaning and solve nothing. Write us back after Rush, Glenn, Bill-O, Sarah and the rest of your looney leaders give you more cut and paste insults - it lets the rest of in on the level of 'discourse' to expect.

Or better yet, come up with some solutions to our problems and maybe we'll listen. Even if you stumble over a word or two.”

“"Oh, I forgot. Only HUMANS can feel pain. Right. How convenient­."

I think you mean white humans.

If you're brown and dying from bombs we drop, that's just more "instantaneous euthanasia".”

“Yeah, that Michael Vick is a bad man.

Pass the Chicken McNuggets, willya?”