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Andy Martin, GOP Senate Candidate, Accuses Opponent Mark Kirk Of Homosexuality
Commented Dec 28, 2009 at 21:14:04 in Politics
“The Lord is my ImaginaryFriend; I shall not g@y-marry.
He maketh me to pander to the fundies.
He leadeth me by the nose.
He demandeth my money.
He teacheth me h0m0ph0bi@ for His name's sake.
Yay! As I live in the claustrophobia of my closet, I will repress.
For Thou art with me
Thy Rod and Thy Staff, they excite me.
Thou preparest a s-e-x-life for me in the mensr00ms.
Thou annointest my head with oil
My cup runneth over!
Surely, self-righteousness and hyp0crisy shall define me all the days of my life and I shall wallow in the idi0tic HocusPocus of the bronze-age goat-herders forever.
You Betcha!”
He maketh me to pander to the fundies.
He leadeth me by the nose.
He demandeth my money.
He teacheth me h0m0ph0bi@ for His name's sake.
Yay! As I live in the claustrophobia of my closet, I will repress.
For Thou art with me
Thy Rod and Thy Staff, they excite me.
Thou preparest a s-e-x-life for me in the mensr00ms.
Thou annointest my head with oil
My cup runneth over!
Surely, self-righteousness and hyp0crisy shall define me all the days of my life and I shall wallow in the idi0tic HocusPocus of the bronze-age goat-herders forever.
You Betcha!”
PoliticalJunkie65 replied on Dec 28, 2009 at 22:45:10
“I like it but who the heck has the time to think of this stuff???”
Blue neck replied on Dec 28, 2009 at 21:39:38
“very clever... wouldn't it be awesome if the xtians replaced Amen with You Betcha.”
Decade Roundup: 7 Signs We Are Becoming More Spiritually Focused
Commented Dec 28, 2009 at 21:03:49 in Living
“"The Kabbalah has become increasingly popular, emphasizing various mystical aspects of Judaism, looking at the relationship between an infinite, eternal and mysterious Creator and the finite and mortal universe."
You forgot to mention the lucky red string.”
You forgot to mention the lucky red string.”
Woo Woo Is a Step Ahead of (Bad) Science
Commented Dec 27, 2009 at 19:36:57 in Living
“The purpose of creation is the desire of Consciousness for relationship. Everything is God and the Universe and everything in it is One and Our world and Our experience is nothing but the One dancing with Itself and God is a series of insufficient explanations of the Absolutely Unknowable, a collection of projections and dreams and who-knows-
Vatican Security Under Review After Pope Attack
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 13:33:16 in World
“It was ACORN.”
kopanko replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 14:16:10
“I thought it was Akon?”
Southern States Losing Population As Recession Alters Migration Patterns, According To U.S. Census Bureau Data
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 08:20:26 in Business
“My beach
My chicks
My waves
Go home!
My sun
My sand
My surf
Go home!”
My chicks
My waves
Go home!
My sun
My sand
My surf
Go home!”
CrazedSurfer replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 09:40:10
“Southern hospitality has it limits :)”
Whole Foods CEO John Mackey Stepping Down As Chairman
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:35:33 in Business
“I doesn't pay to publicly give your customers the finger.”
rchwel replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 09:38:42
“Right and the repigliCON party has been doing just that to the American people for too long, I wish it was this easy to get rid of them as it was Mackey, but no the repigs will keep their office no matter the sex scandal or laws broken.”
Vatican Security Under Review After Pope Attack
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:30:46 in World
“Shouldn't the mob be providing security for their favorite Ponzi-schemer?”
Vatican Security Under Review After Pope Attack
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:29:08 in World
“.and yet nobody stops him from regularly sending out the flying monkeys.”
Lady Gaga's New Year's Party Outsells Other Celeb Bashes
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:24:54 in Entertainment
“See? Fred Phelps is right. God H@tes Lady Gaga.”
Bloggerrogr replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 11:29:07
“If Fred Phelps, an acknowledged homophobe HATES Lady GaGa, I LOVE Lady Gaga.
Rock on, Lady! Wish I could b there...
FWIW”
Rock on, Lady! Wish I could b there...
FWIW”
rising sun replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 09:23:01
“Lol....doe
Passenger Attempted To Blow Up Northwest Airlines Flight From Amsterdam To Detroit
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:18:38 in Home
“If we don't go to the after-Xmas sale at Target, then the terrists have won.”
AgentGrey replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 07:20:49
“i'll get my credit card.”
Passenger Attempted To Blow Up Northwest Airlines Flight From Amsterdam To Detroit
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 02:42:57 in Home
“Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks.”
kobrock1 replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 03:19:23
“I need to work on my rhyming.”
Erin Marcove Feeds 3-Year-Old Grandson Pot Cookie
Commented Dec 25, 2009 at 10:36:47 in Denver
“Sounds like Reefer Madness.”
C-SPAN Caller: I'm So Mad About Health Bill Passing, I Took My Christmas Tree Down! (AUDIO)
Commented Dec 25, 2009 at 09:50:15 in Politics
“C-SPAN callers are parodies.”
GardenerNorCal replied on Dec 25, 2009 at 11:06:20
“I beg to differ. I've been a C-Span viewer for over 20 years. The callers are a cross section of politically minded citizens who care enough to stay informed and you have to hand it some of us on the left coast and Hawaii we get up in the middle of the night to watch Washington Journal and stay connected with others in this nation that care about the governance of this country. I may not agree with all callers but I love that they have had C-Span as a forum and a place to share input on issues that the media glosses over with cheap sound bytes.”
C-SPAN Caller: I'm So Mad About Health Bill Passing, I Took My Christmas Tree Down! (AUDIO)
Commented Dec 25, 2009 at 09:48:48 in Politics
“"Something needs to be done."
Cens0rship for Je$u$ trees!”
Cens0rship for Je$u$ trees!”
Christmas Decoded? What New Discoveries in Nazareth Tell Us About Jesus
Commented Dec 25, 2009 at 09:35:00 in Living
“Always making new friends, huh Ranti?
"I'll assume that your unbelievably patronizing tone is evidence of extremely low people skills on your part."
LOL! What *tone* did "Context." convey, Mr People Skills?
"Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?"
Cheery Mythmas,
JFC”
"I'll assume that your unbelievably patronizing tone is evidence of extremely low people skills on your part."
LOL! What *tone* did "Context." convey, Mr People Skills?
"Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?"
Cheery Mythmas,
JFC”
Reverend Fred Phelps: 'God Hates Lady Gaga'
Commented Dec 25, 2009 at 09:24:04 in Entertainment
“Fred is a stealth lib.”
Garrison Keillor, Uncensored for Christmas
Commented Dec 25, 2009 at 09:19:41 in Media
“"a church friend heard an interview in which he said, basically, "no, I mean it."
What a shame that there are no "smiley faces" on radio, huh?”
What a shame that there are no "smiley faces" on radio, huh?”
How Not To Get Fat This Christmas
Commented Dec 25, 2009 at 09:11:05 in Living
“1. Don't eat so much.
Does anybody need a blog regarding "How not to get pregnant this Christmas"?”
Does anybody need a blog regarding "How not to get pregnant this Christmas"?”
skippyB replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 00:26:38
“The Duggards?”
Reverend Fred Phelps: 'God Hates Lady Gaga'
Commented Dec 24, 2009 at 10:39:07 in Entertainment
“I was beginning to think you were taken by the pod people to celebrate the virgin birth.”
kwinter replied on Dec 24, 2009 at 10:46:57
“No ... just been busy.
Cheery Mythmus, and a Happy Winter Solstice to you!”
Cheery Mythmus, and a Happy Winter Solstice to you!”
Comidoki replied on Dec 24, 2009 at 10:45:01
“"pod people" tee hee :D”
Reverend Fred Phelps: 'God Hates Lady Gaga'
Commented Dec 24, 2009 at 09:33:00 in Entertainment
“Fred Phelps - stealth lib.”
BitterReality replied on Dec 24, 2009 at 09:40:11
“No, his hateful bile places him firmly on the Right.”
DallasDon replied on Dec 24, 2009 at 09:37:58
“}}}Fanned!{{{{
Merry Christmas John!”
Merry Christmas John!”
Reverend Fred Phelps: 'God Hates Lady Gaga'
Commented Dec 24, 2009 at 09:32:32 in Entertainment
“The End is near...aga
Reverend Fred Phelps: 'God Hates Lady Gaga'
Commented Dec 24, 2009 at 09:30:36 in Entertainment
“You would think that, if God were so annoyed with Fred, He might just smite him or something.”
UncleJimbo replied on Dec 24, 2009 at 09:39:19
“He'll get his when he D!es and goes to Heaven to find God is a Platypus looking Buddhist that only allows Mormons to enter! Ha!”
Reverend Fred Phelps: 'God Hates Lady Gaga'
Commented Dec 24, 2009 at 09:24:23 in Entertainment
“'tis the season to be jolly!”
Reverend Fred Phelps: 'God Hates Lady Gaga'
Commented Dec 24, 2009 at 09:12:38 in Entertainment
“Crimin@lly ins@ne.”
UncleJimbo replied on Dec 24, 2009 at 09:18:05
“Hey JFC haven't seen you around in a while!”
Banks That Sold Bad Debt Also Bet Against It
Commented Dec 24, 2009 at 09:07:13 in Business
“Government Sachs: Conflict of interest you can count on!”
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