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Anti-Gay Evangelicals Attempt To Distance Themselves From Ugandan Anti-Gay Bill They Inspired
Commented Jan 04, 2010 at 17:15:35 in Politics
“Our Imaginary H0m0phobe who art in SkyHeaven, hallowed be thy multiple names and personalities.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done in the US as it is in Uganda.
Give us this day our ex-gay healing seminars and forgive us our secular laws and we will never forgive those who gay-marry against us.
And lead us not into the 21st century, but deliver us from reason.
For thine is the 10% tithe and the marriage-based society and the idi0cy forever.
You Betcha”
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done in the US as it is in Uganda.
Give us this day our ex-gay healing seminars and forgive us our secular laws and we will never forgive those who gay-marry against us.
And lead us not into the 21st century, but deliver us from reason.
For thine is the 10% tithe and the marriage-based society and the idi0cy forever.
You Betcha”
Anti-Gay Evangelicals Attempt To Distance Themselves From Ugandan Anti-Gay Bill They Inspired
Commented Jan 04, 2010 at 12:57:12 in Politics
“Lanza alert!”
kwinter replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 13:03:44
“Thanks ... I just saw it!
I'll have to join in later though ... gotta run.
BTW ... read your latest "psalm" ... good one!”
I'll have to join in later though ... gotta run.
BTW ... read your latest "psalm" ... good one!”
Anti-Gay Evangelicals Attempt To Distance Themselves From Ugandan Anti-Gay Bill They Inspired
Commented Jan 04, 2010 at 11:38:34 in Politics
“The Lord (R) is my ImaginaryFriend; I shall not g@y-marry.
He maketh me to live with cognitive- dissonance .
He leadeth me by the nose.
He provideth my C St apartment.
He teacheth me h0m0phobia for His name's sake.
Yea, while I live with the claustrophobia of my closet, I will repress.
For Thou art with me; Thy Rod and thy Staff, they excite me.
Thou preparest a s-e-x-life for me in the mensr00ms.
Thou annointest my head with oil;
My cup runneth over!
Surely, self-righteousness and hyp0crisy shall define me all the days of my life and I will wallow in the idi0tic HocusPocus of the bronze-age goat-herders forever.
You Betcha.”
He maketh me to live with cognitive-
He leadeth me by the nose.
He provideth my C St apartment.
He teacheth me h0m0phobia for His name's sake.
Yea, while I live with the claustrophobia of my closet, I will repress.
For Thou art with me; Thy Rod and thy Staff, they excite me.
Thou preparest a s-e-x-life for me in the mensr00ms.
Thou annointest my head with oil;
My cup runneth over!
Surely, self-righteousness and hyp0crisy shall define me all the days of my life and I will wallow in the idi0tic HocusPocus of the bronze-age goat-herders forever.
You Betcha.”
DannyEV replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 12:41:46
“I fanned you too, man. thx a million. great work. you'd be a great translator of ancient Hebrew texts.”
boomer7391 replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 12:31:57
“that's not oil on your head by the way”
Jay Morgan replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 12:26:42
“You are soooo fanned!”
GlenRast replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 12:25:30
“Don't forget to put your life savings in the collection box so you can buy your way into heaven”
DannyEV replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 11:58:32
“A slight suggested editing of the text. they probably won't let it pass but its' worth a try.
I anointeth my c**khead with oil;
my c*m runneth over.”
I anointeth my c**khead with oil;
my c*m runneth over.”
ainfl replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 11:47:34
“by far, one of the funniest things ever posted on HP.”
Cynth replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 11:46:25
“LOL!”
Rick Warren Takes In $2.4 Million After Donations Plea
Commented Jan 04, 2010 at 08:42:44 in Politics
“Our Godfather who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy multiple names and personalities.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in the US as it is in Uganda.
Give us this day our regular donations and forgive us our socialism and we will never forgive those who gay-marry against us.
And lead us not into bankruptcy, but deliver us from reason.
For Thine is the 10% tithe and the preyers and the P0NZI-scheme forever.
Cha-ching.”
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in the US as it is in Uganda.
Give us this day our regular donations and forgive us our socialism and we will never forgive those who gay-marry against us.
And lead us not into bankruptcy, but deliver us from reason.
For Thine is the 10% tithe and the preyers and the P0NZI-scheme forever.
Cha-ching.”
redhead61 replied on Jan 04, 2010 at 08:51:34
“faved.”
Rick Warren Takes In $2.4 Million After Donations Plea
Commented Jan 03, 2010 at 21:59:06 in Politics
“Rick Warren is my Shepherd; I shall be a sheep.
He maketh me to lie down green currency.
He leadeth me to cognitive dissonance.
He demandeth my cash.
He expecteth me to sacrifice for Saddleback's sake.
Yea, though I face the ravages of the Bush Depression, I will not fear destitution.
For thou will provide.
My Delusi0ns& Hallucinat i0ns, they comfort me.
Thou prohibiteth the use of the English word “marriage” by mine en-e-mies.
Thou filleth my head with denial.
The offering plate runneth over.
Surely, hyp0crisy and self-righteousness shall define me all the days of my life
and I shall wallow in the Purpose Driven P0nziScheme forever.
Cha-ching.”
He maketh me to lie down green currency.
He leadeth me to cognitive dissonance.
He demandeth my cash.
He expecteth me to sacrifice for Saddleback's sake.
Yea, though I face the ravages of the Bush Depression, I will not fear destitution.
For thou will provide.
My Delusi0ns&
Thou prohibiteth the use of the English word “marriage” by mine en-e-mies.
Thou filleth my head with denial.
The offering plate runneth over.
Surely, hyp0crisy and self-righteousness shall define me all the days of my life
and I shall wallow in the Purpose Driven P0nziScheme forever.
Cha-ching.”
watchie replied on Jan 03, 2010 at 22:41:59
“Stop moking and making fan of the holy word of God just to make people laugh!!!”
hyjanks replied on Jan 03, 2010 at 22:02:56
“Make that fan #212.”
"Avatar" And Religion: Jonah Goldberg's Take
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 14:50:55 in Media
“The point of my statements is to refute those who make those very statements w/o any info at all. Once one claims that the god thingy is "unknowable", how can one then tell me anything else about it w/o making something up?
If you're claiming that it is knowable, please do elaborate.”
If you're claiming that it is knowable, please do elaborate.”
Martel replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 16:05:40
“Look, everything about any kind of god theory depends upon what you're willing to think a god. If you're willing to accept a god which has no special interest in you or the human race, in the earth or the sun, then there may be a god for you...a god in the quantum physics of the universe, or, at least, the universe we happen to exist within.
That god may have a great deal of intelligence, although it might be intelligence we don't understand at all...not just because it's more capable than ours but because it's completely alien to us. On the other hand, that intelligence may be a sort of comprehensive archive of innate knowledge which functions as we would imagine the intelligence of an almost infinitely fast and large computer to function.
Such a god likely wouldn't value you, or human beings generally, any more highly than it would value any other group of creatures on any other planet around any other star in any other galaxy. In fact, it could easily be the case that an average star would be far more important to such a god than any form of living creature on a small planet; and the only way to imagine any kind of 'relationship' with such a god would be to develop a deep knowledge of, and appreciation for, nature...s ince it's all god.”
That god may have a great deal of intelligence, although it might be intelligence we don't understand at all...not just because it's more capable than ours but because it's completely alien to us. On the other hand, that intelligence may be a sort of comprehensive archive of innate knowledge which functions as we would imagine the intelligence of an almost infinitely fast and large computer to function.
Such a god likely wouldn't value you, or human beings generally, any more highly than it would value any other group of creatures on any other planet around any other star in any other galaxy. In fact, it could easily be the case that an average star would be far more important to such a god than any form of living creature on a small planet; and the only way to imagine any kind of 'relationship' with such a god would be to develop a deep knowledge of, and appreciation for, nature...s
Rick Warren's Saddleback Church Asks For Urgent $900,000
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 13:02:19 in Politics
“Does the Saddleback Colosseum have luxury sky boxes?”
HeevenSteven replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 14:34:06
“Thought you might find this interesting.
http://www .theatlant ic.com/doc /200912/ro sin-prospe rity-gospe l”
http://www
kwinter replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 13:07:51
“LOL ... yeah, but only for their platinum members!”
Rick Warren's Saddleback Church Asks For Urgent $900,000
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 12:35:03 in Politics
“Our Godfather who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy multiple names and personalities.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in the US as it is in Uganda.
Give us this day our regular donations and forgive us our socialism and we will never forgive those who gay-marry against us.
And lead us not into bankruptcy, but deliver us from reason.
For Thine is the 10% tithe and the preyers and the P0NZI-scheme forever.
Cha-ching.”
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in the US as it is in Uganda.
Give us this day our regular donations and forgive us our socialism and we will never forgive those who gay-marry against us.
And lead us not into bankruptcy, but deliver us from reason.
For Thine is the 10% tithe and the preyers and the P0NZI-scheme forever.
Cha-ching.”
Anne Johnson replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 12:37:17
“You betcha!”
Rick Warren's Saddleback Church Asks For Urgent $900,000
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 11:35:01 in Politics
“If only Je$u$ had had the foresight to let Rick know about the oncoming Bush Depression, maybe Rick would've encouraged his she-ep to hang on to their cash instead of making PropH8 donations. It's not Rick's fault.”
"Avatar" And Religion: Jonah Goldberg's Take
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 11:27:49 in Media
“Everything is God and the Universe and everything in it is One and Our world and Our experience is nothing but the One dancing with Itself and God is a series of in-sufficient explanations of the Absolutely Unknowable.
No, wait. Wouldn't the Absolutely Unknowable be impossible to describe? Wouldn't we have to make stuff up to talk about it?
god is not everything.
god is not One.
god is not infinite.
god is not eternal.
god is not signific@nt.
god is not relev@nt.
god is not love.”
No, wait. Wouldn't the Absolutely Unknowable be impossible to describe? Wouldn't we have to make stuff up to talk about it?
god is not everything.
god is not One.
god is not infinite.
god is not eternal.
god is not signific@nt.
god is not relev@nt.
god is not love.”
Martel replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 14:02:01
“"god is not significan t."
What is 'significant'? That's a personal value judgment, not a rational consideration. If I choose to believe that an impersonal god who doesn't view my short sentient existence as universally significant is, itself, very significant because that god is the motivating action in the universe, then I have an equally valid personal value judgment.
"god is not relev@nt."
If there is no organizing principle for matter and energy, you're correct. Since that is apparently not the case, you're probably not correct.
"god is not love."
Another value judgment. What is love? To which kind of love do you refer?
Your statements seem to reject the existence of matter and energy, its apparent nature, and its consistent quantum principles. Does that mean that there is some kind of god; not any specific human-engineered god, but a god which fits most of the classic criteria nonetheless? Not at all; but it also means there very well could be such a god. We don't have enough evidence to know one way or the other and the argument that there is no reason to think about the realities because there is no evidence for a god is simply not really valid. There is evidence of an organizing principle we don't yet understand ...and that WOULD be a god. Not necessarily a personal god, but a real god of the universe.. .a sort of neo-pantheist god.”
What is 'significant'? That's a personal value judgment, not a rational consideration. If I choose to believe that an impersonal god who doesn't view my short sentient existence as universally significant is, itself, very significant because that god is the motivating action in the universe, then I have an equally valid personal value judgment.
"god is not relev@nt."
If there is no organizing principle for matter and energy, you're correct. Since that is apparently not the case, you're probably not correct.
"god is not love."
Another value judgment. What is love? To which kind of love do you refer?
Your statements seem to reject the existence of matter and energy, its apparent nature, and its consistent quantum principles. Does that mean that there is some kind of god; not any specific human-engineered god, but a god which fits most of the classic criteria nonetheless? Not at all; but it also means there very well could be such a god. We don't have enough evidence to know one way or the other and the argument that there is no reason to think about the realities because there is no evidence for a god is simply not really valid. There is evidence of an organizing principle we don't yet understand
Martel replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 13:57:08
“Okay, the speculation on an Avatar religion theme is silly. Avatar is not actually about religion or spirituality in any clear or noteworthy sense.
However:
"god is not everything ."
In a world in which quantum fluctuations produce matter and energy from absolutely nothing each and every moment, that is wild speculation.
"god is not One."
Maybe, maybe not. We have zero information to support a worthy theory but quantum physics tends to support the concept that there could be a single principle (unless the laws of physics are different in other universes). That single principle, if one chooses to think that it's god, may not be all-knowing or even particularly interested in your personal life (which can, to be sure, be thought of as mold on a planetary cheeseball), but it sure is consistent in our universe.
Further, what is one? Is it one atom, one electron, one proton, one quark, one...etc. Maybe 'One' is everything there is, and everything which there is happens to be the 'engine' of the material universe, both producing and maintaining that universe continuously.
"god is not infinite."
No evidence worth theorizing about; but if god is in everything in our universe on a moment to moment basis, then it could be infinite.
"god is not eternal."
Again, no evidence. If a god - one or more - exists in the basic structure of matter and energy as we know it then it could be eternal... or not.”
However:
"god is not everything
In a world in which quantum fluctuations produce matter and energy from absolutely nothing each and every moment, that is wild speculation.
"god is not One."
Maybe, maybe not. We have zero information to support a worthy theory but quantum physics tends to support the concept that there could be a single principle (unless the laws of physics are different in other universes). That single principle, if one chooses to think that it's god, may not be all-knowing or even particularly interested in your personal life (which can, to be sure, be thought of as mold on a planetary cheeseball), but it sure is consistent in our universe.
Further, what is one? Is it one atom, one electron, one proton, one quark, one...etc. Maybe 'One' is everything there is, and everything which there is happens to be the 'engine' of the material universe, both producing and maintaining that universe continuously.
"god is not infinite."
No evidence worth theorizing about; but if god is in everything in our universe on a moment to moment basis, then it could be infinite.
"god is not eternal."
Again, no evidence. If a god - one or more - exists in the basic structure of matter and energy as we know it then it could be eternal...
"Avatar" And Religion: Jonah Goldberg's Take
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 11:20:32 in Media
“Sorry SPG. That wasn't meant specifically for you. Your comment was at the bottom of the thread at the time.”
SolarPowerGuy replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 17:59:13
“I was wondering. It seemed a bit of a non-sequitur. Thanks for clarifying.”
Florida Jail Fires Officer Wayne Kerschner For Being KKK Member
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 10:34:45 in Home
“I was under the impression that self-admitted terrists got locked up. Hmm.”
"Avatar" And Religion: Jonah Goldberg's Take
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 05:20:03 in Media
“Everything is God and the Universe and everything in it is One and Our world and Our experience is nothing but the One dancing with Itself and God is a series of insufficient explanations of the Absolutely Unknowable.
No, wait. The Absolutely Unknowable is impossible to describe.
god is not everything.
god is not One.
god is not infinite.
god is not eternal.
god is not significant.
god is not relevant.
god is not love.”
No, wait. The Absolutely Unknowable is impossible to describe.
god is not everything.
god is not One.
god is not infinite.
god is not eternal.
god is not significant.
god is not relevant.
god is not love.”
"Avatar" And Religion: Jonah Goldberg's Take
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 05:12:29 in Media
“"We humans seem to be unique in considering the meaning of de@th."
How would we know if a dog was considering it?”
How would we know if a dog was considering it?”
Pteryxx replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 06:25:33
“It's difficult to formally test, but most animals don't seem to understand 'dead' as 'never coming back' in the way that humans do. A dog, for instance, misses a companion that has died. They may look around for their friend for months, or run up to similar-looking dogs. However, they don't show sadness associated with the companion's places, appearance or toys - there's no refreshing of the sense of loss. They have only confusion and disappointment that their friend doesn't reappear, until enough time has passed that they no longer are reminded.
Elephants, by contrast, may have some grasp of the concept of death because they handle the skulls of dead elephants with tenderness and reverence. Obviously they are not expecting their companions to jump up and interact with them, yet neither do they treat the bones as mere objects. They act as if they have lost something that they know will not come back.
Humans seem to be the only creatures that treat their dead as if they still have a presence in our lives, by ritual reminders. We may bring them gifts, favorite food for instance, but we're not shocked or disappointed when our departed ones don't actually get up and eat it.”
Elephants, by contrast, may have some grasp of the concept of death because they handle the skulls of dead elephants with tenderness and reverence. Obviously they are not expecting their companions to jump up and interact with them, yet neither do they treat the bones as mere objects. They act as if they have lost something that they know will not come back.
Humans seem to be the only creatures that treat their dead as if they still have a presence in our lives, by ritual reminders. We may bring them gifts, favorite food for instance, but we're not shocked or disappointed when our departed ones don't actually get up and eat it.”
wired replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 05:50:52
“More research could be done on that.
A suggestion for a dissertation:
"The pit bull death cult and canine artistic expression"”
A suggestion for a dissertation:
"The pit bull death cult and canine artistic expression"”
"Avatar" And Religion: Jonah Goldberg's Take
Commented Dec 31, 2009 at 05:08:51 in Media
“"The film has been subjected to a sustained assault from many on the right"”
Pietro Sommavilla replied on Dec 31, 2009 at 06:42:36
“That's true, Catholics should have exclusive rights..
http://www .youtube.c om/watch?v =eTfQ--gGy Nc&feature =related
:-))))))”
http://www
:-))))))”
Christmas 'Miracle' As Mother, Infant Resuscitated After Showing No Signs Of Life During Labor
Commented Dec 30, 2009 at 12:18:56 in Denver
“I think it boils down to: "I hope you atheists never get religion. I want you to burn in he//."
Pie7 says that Fred Phelps "is going to heaven".”
Pie7 says that Fred Phelps "is going to heaven".”
iskra replied on Dec 30, 2009 at 12:24:47
“Or...since you're an atheist don't go switching to being a believer because of the death of a loved one?”
Christmas 'Miracle' As Mother, Infant Resuscitated After Showing No Signs Of Life During Labor
Commented Dec 30, 2009 at 12:16:31 in Denver
“I wonder if anybody dled in a hospital anywhere on xmas day. Would that be De@th Triumphing Over Xmas?”
Andy Martin, GOP Senate Candidate, Accuses Opponent Mark Kirk Of Homosexuality
Commented Dec 29, 2009 at 08:44:23 in Politics
“Did you mean to say "see which one gets a woody" *first*?”
Andy Martin, GOP Senate Candidate, Accuses Opponent Mark Kirk Of Homosexuality
Commented Dec 28, 2009 at 21:14:04 in Politics
“The Lord is my ImaginaryFriend; I shall not g@y-marry.
He maketh me to pander to the fundies.
He leadeth me by the nose.
He demandeth my money.
He teacheth me h0m0ph0bi@ for His name's sake.
Yay! As I live in the claustrophobia of my closet, I will repress.
For Thou art with me
Thy Rod and Thy Staff, they excite me.
Thou preparest a s-e-x-life for me in the mensr00ms.
Thou annointest my head with oil
My cup runneth over!
Surely, self-righteousness and hyp0crisy shall define me all the days of my life and I shall wallow in the idi0tic HocusPocus of the bronze-age goat-herders forever.
You Betcha!”
He maketh me to pander to the fundies.
He leadeth me by the nose.
He demandeth my money.
He teacheth me h0m0ph0bi@ for His name's sake.
Yay! As I live in the claustrophobia of my closet, I will repress.
For Thou art with me
Thy Rod and Thy Staff, they excite me.
Thou preparest a s-e-x-life for me in the mensr00ms.
Thou annointest my head with oil
My cup runneth over!
Surely, self-righteousness and hyp0crisy shall define me all the days of my life and I shall wallow in the idi0tic HocusPocus of the bronze-age goat-herders forever.
You Betcha!”
PoliticalJunkie65 replied on Dec 28, 2009 at 22:45:10
“I like it but who the heck has the time to think of this stuff???”
Blue neck replied on Dec 28, 2009 at 21:39:38
“very clever... wouldn't it be awesome if the xtians replaced Amen with You Betcha.”
Vatican Security Under Review After Pope Attack
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 13:33:16 in World
“It was ACORN.”
kopanko replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 14:16:10
“I thought it was Akon?”
Southern States Losing Population As Recession Alters Migration Patterns, According To U.S. Census Bureau Data
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 08:20:26 in Business
“My beach
My chicks
My waves
Go home!
My sun
My sand
My surf
Go home!”
My chicks
My waves
Go home!
My sun
My sand
My surf
Go home!”
CrazedSurfer replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 09:40:10
“Southern hospitality has it limits :)”
Whole Foods CEO John Mackey Stepping Down As Chairman
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:35:33 in Business
“I doesn't pay to publicly give your customers the finger.”
rchwel replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 09:38:42
“Right and the repigliCON party has been doing just that to the American people for too long, I wish it was this easy to get rid of them as it was Mackey, but no the repigs will keep their office no matter the sex scandal or laws broken.”
Vatican Security Under Review After Pope Attack
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:30:46 in World
“Shouldn't the mob be providing security for their favorite Ponzi-schemer?”
Vatican Security Under Review After Pope Attack
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:29:08 in World
“.and yet nobody stops him from regularly sending out the flying monkeys.”
Lady Gaga's New Year's Party Outsells Other Celeb Bashes
Commented Dec 26, 2009 at 07:24:54 in Entertainment
“See? Fred Phelps is right. God H@tes Lady Gaga.”
Bloggerrogr replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 11:29:07
“If Fred Phelps, an acknowledged homophobe HATES Lady GaGa, I LOVE Lady Gaga.
Rock on, Lady! Wish I could b there...
FWIW”
Rock on, Lady! Wish I could b there...
FWIW”
rising sun replied on Dec 26, 2009 at 09:23:01
“Lol....doe s this mean God hates New Year's Eve, too?”


