LaughingAussie's Comments (45)

“Pure Marketing Genius.

Devise outlandish lard burger = Controversy = Media outrage = Free Marketing = Extra SALES = $Profit

Ca-ching!

"The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men." Leonardo da Vinci, artist and scientist”

“>"their country was being taken over by immigrants and minorities, and that America needed to return to the traditional values “our founding fathers” envisioned">

... who were immigrants themselves.

Gold Jerry! Gold!”

“>“don't agree with the Koran but I'm not going to degrade it or its believers by saying such awful statements about it.”>

Wow, I didn’t think it was possible for a human to be born without a spine. You clearly have proved me wrong.

Bad things happen when people stand around and say / do nothing.”

“Its intellectually lazy to snipe from the fringes with hollow platitudes. If you actually watched the episode this 'New Rules' section was from, you would see his disdain at both sides of the political divide was fairly equitable.

For instance Maher’s doesn’t hold back his contempt for the inadequacies inherent in the Democrats at the moment. Sure it is not as caustic or vitriolic as his attacks on some in the GOP but lets face it, some of them are madder than a cut snake and quite rightly deserve it.

If the penalty counted is heavily weighted against one team it doesn’t necessarily follow that the Referee is biased. Rather it could simply be that one side is committing more infringements than the other.”

“" Geez, I knew that and I'm a US resident. (One of my hobbies is also astrology, so nyah.)"

Yes but a resident of any other nation in the world would know that the term 'Geocentric' is utilised in Astronomy (The Scientific study of the physical universe beyond the Earth's atmosphere) as apposed to Astrology (which is complete quackery designed to separate fools and their money)”

“Fantastically hillarious as usual Bill. Unfortunately the 24% of Geocentric believers will never be enlightened by your salient points.

To see how smart yanks really are check out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE”

““>Scientists all agree that evolution is still a THEORY”>

Yes Einstein, that is why it is called ‘Evolutionary Theory’. What are you going to tell us next, ‘Scientist all agree that the sun is very hot’.

I bet most scientists agree that the bible is the highest selling work of fiction in history. And besides which 27% of all statistics are made up on the spots and I’m guessing you are in the 50% of the population demographic with below average IQ.

I can find a website that ‘proves’ the existence of alien beings visiting earth, psychokinetic abilities, Magic, pixies, fairies, Santa Clause and any other pseudo science, quackery or childish superstition.

Even a website that proves water is a dangerous toxic: http://www.dhmo.org/
(this is a hilarious website!)

The irony in all of this creationist gibberish is that ID theory itself has undergone transformation by natural selection … a corner stone of evolution! And thus has been defined by an evolutionary process! Here’s the proof on your beloved answers-in-gensis website:

Arguments we think creationists should NOT use
http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/faq/dont_use.asp

Go and cite some reputable peer reviewed journals that ‘prove’ humans walked with Dinosaurs and then we (people who can think for themselves) may take you seriously.”

“>"You obviously don't know any catholics. Do you.">

Pure comedy genius ... thanks for the laugh!”

“>"The MSM is too frightened to look into it.">

You don't bite the hand that feeds you!

... and besides which, you should never let 'facts' get in the way of a good story!”

“>""DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"">

A presidential candidate who doesn't know his own name?

What's next an elected President who didn't have a passport? ... Oh wait ... that already happened.”

“You can lead a horse to water but ....”

“Excellent post. Good points, well presented.

Level-headed critical and unemotional thinking. There needs to be more of it.”

“Giving the vote to woman used to be an 'extreme view'.”

“>"no such thing as herbivorous crocodiles­."

Of course not. Just like there are no Demons.

Pardon my facetiousness.”

“Surely Miket53 is pulling your leg?”

“'Lead us back to the stone age'

'Lead' or bomb ... either way if Sarah and John get the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave its going to get very dark!”

“Actually she is keeping up the tradition. After all according to George Dubya Africa is a nation!”

“>"throw that demon spawn over the fence and let the croc gorge on him">

Unfortunately it wouldn't do much good as we only keep herbivorous crocodiles in captivity as omnivorous crocs are too dangerous.”

“Substitute 'Iraqi' for frog and you have the current George Dubya Bush!”

“Martin Bryant* tried to literally "pull apart" a live cat when he was about 12 yrs old.

Thankfully this little psycho will find it a lot harder [due to Australia's now tougher gun laws] to get his hands on semi automatic weapons than Bryant was able to.

As we say in Aus, this kid has a few sheep missing from the top paddock.

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Bryant”

“>" Palin did a great job">

Please explain?”

“I'm a self-proclaimed jack of all trades and expert of none. In my humble opinion I'd say "Mutton Dressed up as Lamb".”

“27% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Unfortunately 50% of the population has below average IQ.”

“The war on logic!”

“>"Define "victory in Iraq" ">

Oil under $50 a barrel?”