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Famous for Being Famous: The Sarah Palin Show Is On the Air
Commented Nov 19, 2009 at 18:42:16 in Politics
“LOLOLOLOLOLROFLLOLOLOLLMFAOROFLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!”
Famous for Being Famous: The Sarah Palin Show Is On the Air
Commented Nov 19, 2009 at 15:26:38 in Politics
“Jane, you ignorant sl*t.”
BlueZoo replied on Nov 19, 2009 at 16:01:10
“Greatest SNL bit ever!”
Why It's Wrong When Wrongdoers Are Allowed to Admit No Wrongdoing
Commented Nov 09, 2009 at 14:48:34 in Business
“"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are f**ked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely."
"The utter collapse of this Profoundly criminal Bush conspiracy will come none too soon for people like me... The massive plundering of the U.S. Treasury and all its resources has been almost on a scale that is criminally insane, and has literally destroyed the lives of millions of American people and American families. Exactly. You and me, sport — we are the ones who are going to suffer, and suffer massively. This is going to be just like the Book of Revelation said it was going to be — the end of the world as we knew it. "
- Dr. Hunter St. Thompson”
"The utter collapse of this Profoundly criminal Bush conspiracy will come none too soon for people like me... The massive plundering of the U.S. Treasury and all its resources has been almost on a scale that is criminally insane, and has literally destroyed the lives of millions of American people and American families. Exactly. You and me, sport — we are the ones who are going to suffer, and suffer massively. This is going to be just like the Book of Revelation said it was going to be — the end of the world as we knew it. "
- Dr. Hunter St. Thompson”
Fox News Is the Story
Commented Oct 22, 2009 at 19:13:11 in Media
“"There was one exact moment, in fact, when I knew for sure that Al Gore would never be President of the United States, no matter what the experts were saying — and that was when the whole Bush family suddenly appeared on TV and openly scoffed at the idea of Gore winning Florida. It was Nonsense, said the Candidate, Utter nonsense. . . Anybody who believed Bush had lost Florida was a Fool. The Media, all of them, were Liars & Dunces or treacherous whores trying to sabotage his victory. . . Here was the whole bloody Family laughing & hooting & sneering at the dumbness of the whole world on National TV. The old man was the real tip-off. The leer on his face was almost frightening. It was like looking into the eyes of a tall hyena with a living sheep in its mouth. The sheep's fate was sealed, and so was Al Gore's. "
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
perk replied on Oct 22, 2009 at 20:01:50
“Old Hunter sure had a way with words.
Now there was the last of the great unbiased purveyor of news! Wait, Obama would say he didn't report news either. Oh well.”
Now there was the last of the great unbiased purveyor of news! Wait, Obama would say he didn't report news either. Oh well.”
The Health Insurance You Have Now Sucks
Commented Oct 07, 2009 at 21:05:26 in Politics
“"I returned to the Holiday Inn — where they have a swimming pool and air-conditioned rooms — to consider the paradox of a nation that has given so much to those who preach the glories of rugged individualism from the security of countless corporate sinecures, and so little to that diminishing band of yesterday's refugees who still practice it, day by day, in a tough, rootless and sometimes witless style that most of us have long since been weaned away from. "
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
Lochmon replied on Oct 07, 2009 at 21:10:46
“I really do wish he had kept going, had made it through W's 2nd term, and were around today to give us a final real-world fire&brimstone set of deranged sermons about WTF do we think we're doing?”
Arianna Discusses Health Care Reform And The Resolution Condemning Joe Wilson On CNN (VIDEO)
Commented Sep 16, 2009 at 11:21:52 in Politics
“"In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are f***ed until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely. "
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Leader of Senate: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: F*** THE POOR! "
- Mel Brooks”
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Leader of Senate: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: F*** THE POOR! "
- Mel Brooks”
Arianna Discusses Wall Street's Failure to Learn From Its Mistakes on Morning Meeting (VIDEO)
Commented Sep 14, 2009 at 14:29:30 in Business
“"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are f***ed until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely... "
"The utter collapse of this Profoundly criminal Bush conspiracy will come none too soon for people like me... The massive plundering of the U.S. Treasury and all its resources has been almost on a scale that is criminally insane, and has literally destroyed the lives of millions of American people and American families. Exactly. You and me, sport — we are the ones who are going to suffer, and suffer massively. This is going to be just like the Book of Revelation said it was going to be — the end of the world as we knew it. "
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
"The utter collapse of this Profoundly criminal Bush conspiracy will come none too soon for people like me... The massive plundering of the U.S. Treasury and all its resources has been almost on a scale that is criminally insane, and has literally destroyed the lives of millions of American people and American families. Exactly. You and me, sport — we are the ones who are going to suffer, and suffer massively. This is going to be just like the Book of Revelation said it was going to be — the end of the world as we knew it. "
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
sweetgreensnowpea replied on Sep 14, 2009 at 14:33:50
“h.s. thompson and vonnegut saw what was going on and were wise to get out of it when they did...”
The Snowe Job, and Why a "Trigger" for a Public Option is Nonsense
Commented Sep 09, 2009 at 18:20:13 in Politics
“"I returned to the Holiday Inn — where they have a swimming pool and air-conditioned rooms — to consider the paradox of a nation that has given so much to those who preach the glories of rugged individualism from the security of countless corporate sinecures, and so little to that diminishing band of yesterday's refugees who still practice it, day by day, in a tough, rootless and sometimes witless style that most of us have long since been weaned away from."
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
The Most Nightmarish Health Care Reform Bill Ever
Commented Sep 09, 2009 at 18:17:24 in Politics
“"I returned to the Holiday Inn — where they have a swimming pool and air-conditioned rooms — to consider the paradox of a nation that has given so much to those who preach the glories of rugged individualism from the security of countless corporate sinecures, and so little to that diminishing band of yesterday's refugees who still practice it, day by day, in a tough, rootless and sometimes witless style that most of us have long since been weaned away from."
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson”
Michael Steele: Meet Amanda Duzak
Commented Sep 02, 2009 at 14:29:08 in Politics
“Leader of Senate: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: F*CK THE POOR!
Count de Monet: Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of sh*t!”
Entire Senate: F*CK THE POOR!
Count de Monet: Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of sh*t!”
With Talk of Hitler and Socialism Seniors in Virginia Air Grievances on Health Care
Commented Aug 27, 2009 at 18:43:51 in Politics
“I saw these folks a few weeks ago here in L..A. and had to stop to tell them that I didn't get the picture of the President with a Charlie Chaplin mustache....so much funnier in 'The Great Dictator.' Sometimes i wish irony wasn't so ironic (moronic i'm fine with).”
County Commissioner Brings Swastika Sign To US Rep. Schauer Health Care Rally
Commented Aug 15, 2009 at 18:21:33 in Politics
“then maybe you forgot mel has made it is life work to make jokes about hitler and the nazis and the holocaust.
and, context, please.”
and, context, please.”
County Commissioner Brings Swastika Sign To US Rep. Schauer Health Care Rally
Commented Aug 14, 2009 at 11:52:13 in Politics
“good comedy never goes away. which is why it's sad and unfortunate, yet still hilarious, how prescient it was and relevant it still is.”
Knowbetter replied on Aug 14, 2009 at 17:00:02
“I love most of Mel Brooks's work, but rape is not a laughing matter.”
County Commissioner Brings Swastika Sign To US Rep. Schauer Health Care Rally
Commented Aug 14, 2009 at 11:50:27 in Politics
“sad, funny, and true.”
County Commissioner Brings Swastika Sign To US Rep. Schauer Health Care Rally
Commented Aug 14, 2009 at 11:28:20 in Politics
“there IS no Nazi argument”
County Commissioner Brings Swastika Sign To US Rep. Schauer Health Care Rally
Commented Aug 14, 2009 at 11:27:43 in Politics
“Taggart: [on learning Bart is the new sheriff of Rock Ridge] Now if that don't beat all. Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the West, and for what? So we can appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any Indian. I am depressed.
Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the sh*t out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!”
Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the sh*t out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!”
Ducksworthy replied on Aug 14, 2009 at 11:38:45
“Blazing saddles was just on broadcast TV. And I thought it was a coincidence.”
An Open Memo to Progressives: Do Limbaugh, Dobbs, and Beck Represent Your Country?
Commented Aug 13, 2009 at 02:53:10 in Media
“you want them deciding what exactly? unborn fetuses and....well that's it, right? that and teri schiavo. please stay off public highways, don't send anything through the mail, and go for it, don't pay your taxes. be the rebel you truly are, living off the fat of the land like all the rest of your individualistic brethren who wouldn't know individualism if it punched them in the face.”
An Open Memo to Progressives: Do Limbaugh, Dobbs, and Beck Represent Your Country?
Commented Aug 12, 2009 at 21:56:53 in Media
“Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh*t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
[sings into shower head a verse from Wayne Newton's "Danke Schoen"]”
[sings into shower head a verse from Wayne Newton's "Danke Schoen"]”
An Open Memo to Progressives: Do Limbaugh, Dobbs, and Beck Represent Your Country?
Commented Aug 12, 2009 at 21:52:09 in Media
“you can learn words like that in school, fyi.”
Malkin and Fox News Are Stalking Children Again
Commented Aug 12, 2009 at 21:28:49 in Politics
“Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Gum Chewer: [chewing gum] Murder... armed robbery... mayhem...
Hedley Lamarr: Wait a moment. What have you got in your mouth?
Gum Chewer: [stops chewing] Nuff'm.
Hedley Lamarr: "Nuff'm", eh? Lyle!
Lyle: [searches the man's mouth] Gum!
Hedley Lamarr: Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.
Gum Chewer: [panicked] I didn't know there was going to be so many!
[Hedley shoots the gum chewer]
Jim: [hidden behind a rock] Boy, is he strict!”
Gum Chewer: [chewing gum] Murder... armed robbery... mayhem...
Hedley Lamarr: Wait a moment. What have you got in your mouth?
Gum Chewer: [stops chewing] Nuff'm.
Hedley Lamarr: "Nuff'm", eh? Lyle!
Lyle: [searches the man's mouth] Gum!
Hedley Lamarr: Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody.
Gum Chewer: [panicked] I didn't know there was going to be so many!
[Hedley shoots the gum chewer]
Jim: [hidden behind a rock] Boy, is he strict!”
Lochmon replied on Aug 12, 2009 at 21:39:25
“Arlo: ...there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench....”
Malkin and Fox News Are Stalking Children Again
Commented Aug 12, 2009 at 21:27:09 in Politics
“Taggart: [on learning Bart is the new sheriff of Rock Ridge] Now if that don't beat all. Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the West, and for what? So we can appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any Indian. I am depressed.”
GEICO Pulls Its Ads from Glenn Beck Show
Commented Aug 11, 2009 at 18:03:33 in Media
“Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Gladiator - The Roman Empire: Gladiator.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you kill last week?
Gladiator - The Roman Empire: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to kill last week?
Gladiator - The Roman Empire: Yeah.
Dole Office Clerk: Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status, got it?”
Gladiator - The Roman Empire: Gladiator.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you kill last week?
Gladiator - The Roman Empire: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to kill last week?
Gladiator - The Roman Empire: Yeah.
Dole Office Clerk: Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status, got it?”
GEICO Pulls Its Ads from Glenn Beck Show
Commented Aug 11, 2009 at 17:48:01 in Media
“boycotting and pulling ads is democratic”
New Rule: Not Everything in America Has to Make a Profit
Commented Jul 26, 2009 at 17:27:27 in Comedy
“Leader of Senate: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
Entire Senate: F*CK THE POOR!”
Entire Senate: F*CK THE POOR!”
lntelliGENT replied on Jul 26, 2009 at 17:36:31
“LOL (unfortunately)”
Why the Birthers?
Commented Jul 24, 2009 at 14:39:21 in Politics
“Count de Monet: Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of sh*t!”
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of sh*t!”
jugganaut replied on Jul 24, 2009 at 14:51:32
“LOL, love that Mel Brooks movie.
Count: "Sire, the peasants are revolting!"
King: "You said it, they stink on ice!"
It's good to be the king.”
Count: "Sire, the peasants are revolting!"
King: "You said it, they stink on ice!"
It's good to be the king.”
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