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Rihanna & Keri Hilson Wear Little, Share Chris Brown
Commented Dec 14, 2009 at 04:34:38 in Entertainment
“Tights almost cover cottage cheese. Almost!”
isaidit replied on Dec 14, 2009 at 13:38:34
“Another then years and that cottage industry is gonna be in full flow.”
Penelope Cruz Movies: How Will 'Broken Embraces' Stack Up? (PHOTOS)
Commented Dec 14, 2009 at 04:30:25 in Entertainment
“Sorry, but she looks like a peacock to me.”
bibb replied on Dec 14, 2009 at 18:37:47
“I think she's beautiful. She is an actress that looks as good without a lot of makeup as she does with it. However, I didn't recognize most of the movies mentioned.”
Tara Reid's Playboy Cover Photo (PICTURE)
Commented Dec 14, 2009 at 04:26:25 in Entertainment
“I didn't think this magazine was a venue for scars and horror stories.
What? What? that word isn't spell horror? Oh. Maybe she's in the right place after all!”
What? What? that word isn't spell horror? Oh. Maybe she's in the right place after all!”
Star Jones: Tiger Woods Should Talk To Fellow Adulterer Barbara Walters
Commented Dec 06, 2009 at 02:24:33 in Media
“Beauty may be skin deep, but ug. ly goes all the way to the soul.”
Rumsfeld Rebuffed By Admiral Mullen, Teased By Gibbs After Disputing Obama Speech (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 03, 2009 at 02:25:54 in Politics
“Oh?”
McCain Returns To Robocalls To Target Health Care, Democrats
Commented Dec 03, 2009 at 02:09:52 in Politics
“"What? People have brains and actually choose not to listen to impersonal, recorded claptrap on the phone? Ridiculous!!! This has always proven to be an effective tool for herding the sheep!"
JM”
JM”
McCain Returns To Robocalls To Target Health Care, Democrats
Commented Dec 03, 2009 at 01:52:39 in Politics
“Two things, Johnny Boy...
If it's a robot, I hang up.
If I don't know the phone number, I don't answer
And I'm sure I'm not the only one.”
If it's a robot, I hang up.
If I don't know the phone number, I don't answer
And I'm sure I'm not the only one.”
GeoLee replied on Dec 03, 2009 at 03:13:24
“I do not pay for caller ID, but tonight I got a phone call form Congressman Todd Tiahrt that started "This is Todd Tiahrt, don't hang up" which I promptly disobeyed. Do these republicans actually think anyone not already in tune with their thinking wants to listen to them?”
rockyrococoAZ replied on Dec 03, 2009 at 02:31:19
“I didn't answer... I was at the gym... he left the message on voice mail... I wouldn't have answered anyway because the caller ID came up as "(no number)."”
TheThinkerCometh replied on Dec 03, 2009 at 01:57:10
“Same here, Mort.”
Rumsfeld Rebuffed By Admiral Mullen, Teased By Gibbs After Disputing Obama Speech (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 03, 2009 at 01:50:13 in Politics
“Why these guys continue to get media attention when they should be behind bars is beyond me.”
2626Jump replied on Dec 03, 2009 at 01:53:46
“thats not all that is out of your reach.”
Lou Dobbs: 'Who The Hell Does This President Think He Is?'
Commented Dec 02, 2009 at 22:46:11 in Media
“He's someone with integrity who leads the greatest nation on earth. On the other hand, mr Dobbs, you make your living spouting off and stirring up feigned trouble. I guess even weasels have a place in America!”
Rupert Everett's Advice To Gay Actors: Stay In The Closet
Commented Dec 02, 2009 at 22:19:48 in Entertainment
“Hey Rupert, the world would be a better place if you locked yourself in a closet and everyone else came out. We've had enough sorry acting and even sorrier social commentary.”
America Without a Middle Class
Commented Dec 02, 2009 at 22:13:30 in Business
“Note to Congress..
PLEASE GIVE MS. WARREN THE AUTHORITY TO KNOCK HEADS!
No one else has such a clear understanding, tells it like it is, refuses to mince words and is willing to face anyone with the truth. Who better to lay down the law and wield an axe in the financial district!
Kudos to you, Elizabeth. You're a rare individual!”
PLEASE GIVE MS. WARREN THE AUTHORITY TO KNOCK HEADS!
No one else has such a clear understanding, tells it like it is, refuses to mince words and is willing to face anyone with the truth. Who better to lay down the law and wield an axe in the financial district!
Kudos to you, Elizabeth. You're a rare individual!”
parlimentMike replied on Dec 02, 2009 at 22:19:38
“Second that. She is a Public servant, and that's my highest praise.
I can't think of any domestic policy position, or cabinet position I wouldn't rather have her occupying than whoever is in it now, except maybe homeland security which is getting under control.”
I can't think of any domestic policy position, or cabinet position I wouldn't rather have her occupying than whoever is in it now, except maybe homeland security which is getting under control.”
PurpleLove08 replied on Dec 02, 2009 at 22:15:44
“Note to America: MOST OF CONGRESS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU!!
If you're an unemployed liberal who cares about the middle class (you want more manufacturing in this country, tighter financial regulation, single payer health care, believe in marriage equality for gay and lesbian couples, etc) then RUN!!
It's time we had REAL people in Congress!”
If you're an unemployed liberal who cares about the middle class (you want more manufacturing in this country, tighter financial regulation, single payer health care, believe in marriage equality for gay and lesbian couples, etc) then RUN!!
It's time we had REAL people in Congress!”
The Secret Bowling Alley
Commented Dec 02, 2009 at 11:25:42 in New York
“Bowling in spite of prohibition. Those guys had balls!”
The Secret Bowling Alley
Commented Dec 02, 2009 at 11:21:50 in New York
“Illicit bowling! Just thinking about it makes you want to have a drink!”
longfeltwant replied on Dec 02, 2009 at 11:54:40
“thinking about illicit bowling makes some people want to have an illicit bowl.”
OnTheCusp replied on Dec 02, 2009 at 11:43:58
“...and a tuna bagel! (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!)”
Dana Hanna: Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter At The Altar (PHOTOS, VIDEO)
Commented Dec 02, 2009 at 11:17:15 in Technology
“Note to bride... walk away now, before your life gets any worse.”
thegirlnextdoor replied on Dec 02, 2009 at 12:58:47
“He handed it to her and she updated her status too. They are having a lark. It's funny. Everyone is laughing.”
Marilyn Monroe Smoking Marijuana (Allegedly) In Home Movie (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 02, 2009 at 11:15:20 in Entertainment
“Next they'll dig her up and put her bones in prison!”
Pirelli's 2010 Calendar PHOTOS: Topless, Muddy Nudity, And SO Much More (NSFW PICTURES)
Commented Nov 22, 2009 at 20:47:58 in Style
“If God had meant for us to walk around naked we would have been born that way!”
1shamus1 replied on Nov 23, 2009 at 08:34:46
“Appreciate the Don martin avatar!”
Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: So You Can Work While You Drive? (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 22, 2009 at 14:33:04 in Technology
“I made something like this awhile ago so I could work while PARKED IN A PARKING LOT. Came in handy for that. But with all the id io ts out there, it's no surprise someone would market it and others would have the reduced brain power to use it while driving. Laptops, phones, books, video, makeup, breakfast, etc... Before long our cars will have to be equipped with surveillance, evasive maneuvering and small nukes just so we can make it to work in one piece!
One question, though... it's too dangerous for us, but most police cars have computers mounted perfectly for the driver to use at any time. Hmmmm.... (scratches chin)”
One question, though... it's too dangerous for us, but most police cars have computers mounted perfectly for the driver to use at any time. Hmmmm.... (scratches chin)”
JScott replied on Nov 23, 2009 at 11:07:17
“Usually there are 2 police in the vehicle.”
habajebe replied on Nov 22, 2009 at 22:32:32
“The motto of the police state... Do as I say, not as I do.”
NFL Concussions: Players Fear, Hide Brain Injuries
Commented Nov 19, 2009 at 02:18:39 in Sports
“Grown men playing children's games for a living.... . I'm sorry, but we pay them WAY too much and it isn't worth ruining their health or lives for. We put so much emphasis on games & entertainment and almost none on things that really matter. No wonder teachers, cops and firefighters have to scrape by to put food on the table while we shower athletes and actors with millions and undeserved hero status.”
Robert Byrd Becomes Longest-Serving Member Of Congress
Commented Nov 18, 2009 at 04:23:58 in Politics
“How in the world is "champion of pork" something to be proud of?”
Obama Bows In Japan To Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko (VIDEO, PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 21:35:53 in Style
“Sour grapes from someone who wanted Johnny one-note war monger to lead us back into the dark ages.”
Al Gore Heckled By Tea Partiers During Climate Speech In Florida
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 21:25:42 in Politics
“You missed my point, I guess. His message is be afraid and pour more money into his speculation machine. Instead of making him and his buddies rich, why not put our money and efforts into projects that actually change things for the better? Instead of giving away millions to make cars that only wealthy Europeans can afford, let's put Americans to work making cheaper, more responsible cars that we can all drive.Put Americans to work designing better ways to produce energy and use our own resources instead of being more and more dependent on our enemies. Al is no saint. And he shouldn't ever be the focus for what the world needs.”
Al Gore Heckled By Tea Partiers During Climate Speech In Florida
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 21:08:13 in Politics
“Global warming isn't a laughing matter, but Saint Al has turned it into a business. Raking in millions by trading carbon futures, using more energy in a week that most families do in a year, flying around in private jets, and these "speaking engagements" are now sales calls to drum up more trading business. He even conned Congress out of OUR MONEY to fund his Scandinavian hybrid pet project that none of us could ever afford to buy. The once passionate advocate for the earth is merely a businessman turning fear into big bucks.”
clarryr replied on Nov 16, 2009 at 01:56:46
“Cap and trade is a tried and true methodology.”
hypnotoad72 replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 22:55:19
“Isn't that the American Way? All about money?
I read up on the private jet double-standard too.
I like Apple, but sometimes I have to do a double-tak
I read up on the private jet double-standard too.
I like Apple, but sometimes I have to do a double-tak
swift goat pet for truth replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 22:09:54
“The First Amendment guarantees us all the Right of Free Speech.
But only lots of $$$ guarantees us that we will be heard.
Gore thinks his message is important enough to be heard.
And he is doing something about it.
And he is doing it in the only way Americans can identify with, in business.
So, why are you anti-American?
Or is it, only Conservatives are allowed to make money like Halliburton does?
I don't hear you whining about Halliburton, although they make 100 times more money than Al, and in nastier ways.”
But only lots of $$$ guarantees us that we will be heard.
Gore thinks his message is important enough to be heard.
And he is doing something about it.
And he is doing it in the only way Americans can identify with, in business.
So, why are you anti-American?
Or is it, only Conservatives are allowed to make money like Halliburton does?
I don't hear you whining about Halliburton, although they make 100 times more money than Al, and in nastier ways.”
jwredd replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 21:10:52
“AL Gore is an @ss so forget all about global warming right, mort?
How about using what we can from his message and his resources to forge a sustainable future?”
How about using what we can from his message and his resources to forge a sustainable future?”
Copenhagen Goals Scaled Back: World Leaders Put Off Climate Change Treaty
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 20:51:42 in Green
“That was my first thought too!”
Obama Bows In Japan To Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko (VIDEO, PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 20:47:56 in Style
“Some folks need to either get a life or an education. The president was merely showing respect by following protocol. That's one of the ways he's made vast improvements in how the rest of the world views America. You get respect by giving it. Simple courtesy goes a long way toward building relationships. Slamming him and name calling over something like this shows how petty and small some folks are.”
KarateKid replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 20:50:47
“Ain't that the truth. They have nothing else to hold onto. Sad people. And we know what is really behind all this, don't we?”
AmandaBC replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 20:48:48
“"Some folks need to either get a life or an education.
When it comes to republicans, it's a lost cause...”
When it comes to republicans, it's a lost cause...”
Utah Becomes A Battleground In The GOP's Civil War
Commented Nov 14, 2009 at 23:42:53 in Politics
“Sorry, Bob, but it's a little hard to represent people if you don't read their letters or have the decency to respond.
It's time for all incumbents to find another job. Making license plates would be good for most of them.”
It's time for all incumbents to find another job. Making license plates would be good for most of them.”
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