Mort's Comments (6882)
Pirelli's 2010 Calendar PHOTOS: Topless, Muddy Nudity, And SO Much More (NSFW PICTURES)
Commented Nov 22, 2009 at 20:47:58 in Style
“If God had meant for us to walk around naked we would have been born that way!”
1shamus1 replied on Nov 23, 2009 at 08:34:46
“Appreciate the Don martin avatar!”
Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: So You Can Work While You Drive? (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 22, 2009 at 14:33:04 in Technology
“I made something like this awhile ago so I could work while PARKED IN A PARKING LOT. Came in handy for that. But with all the id io ts out there, it's no surprise someone would market it and others would have the reduced brain power to use it while driving. Laptops, phones, books, video, makeup, breakfast, etc... Before long our cars will have to be equipped with surveillance, evasive maneuvering and small nukes just so we can make it to work in one piece!
One question, though... it's too dangerous for us, but most police cars have computers mounted perfectly for the driver to use at any time. Hmmmm.... (scratches chin)”
One question, though... it's too dangerous for us, but most police cars have computers mounted perfectly for the driver to use at any time. Hmmmm.... (scratches chin)”
JScott replied on Nov 23, 2009 at 11:07:17
“Usually there are 2 police in the vehicle.”
habajebe replied on Nov 22, 2009 at 22:32:32
“The motto of the police state... Do as I say, not as I do.”
NFL Concussions: Players Fear, Hide Brain Injuries
Commented Nov 19, 2009 at 02:18:39 in Sports
“Grown men playing children's games for a living.... . I'm sorry, but we pay them WAY too much and it isn't worth ruining their health or lives for. We put so much emphasis on games & entertainment and almost none on things that really matter. No wonder teachers, cops and firefighters have to scrape by to put food on the table while we shower athletes and actors with millions and undeserved hero status.”
Robert Byrd Becomes Longest-Serving Member Of Congress
Commented Nov 18, 2009 at 04:23:58 in Politics
“How in the world is "champion of pork" something to be proud of?”
Obama Bows In Japan To Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko (VIDEO, PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 21:35:53 in Style
“Sour grapes from someone who wanted Johnny one-note war monger to lead us back into the dark ages.”
Al Gore Heckled By Tea Partiers During Climate Speech In Florida
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 21:25:42 in Politics
“You missed my point, I guess. His message is be afraid and pour more money into his speculation machine. Instead of making him and his buddies rich, why not put our money and efforts into projects that actually change things for the better? Instead of giving away millions to make cars that only wealthy Europeans can afford, let's put Americans to work making cheaper, more responsible cars that we can all drive.Put Americans to work designing better ways to produce energy and use our own resources instead of being more and more dependent on our enemies. Al is no saint. And he shouldn't ever be the focus for what the world needs.”
Al Gore Heckled By Tea Partiers During Climate Speech In Florida
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 21:08:13 in Politics
“Global warming isn't a laughing matter, but Saint Al has turned it into a business. Raking in millions by trading carbon futures, using more energy in a week that most families do in a year, flying around in private jets, and these "speaking engagements" are now sales calls to drum up more trading business. He even conned Congress out of OUR MONEY to fund his Scandinavian hybrid pet project that none of us could ever afford to buy. The once passionate advocate for the earth is merely a businessman turning fear into big bucks.”
clarryr replied on Nov 16, 2009 at 01:56:46
“Cap and trade is a tried and true methodology.”
hypnotoad72 replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 22:55:19
“Isn't that the American Way? All about money?
I read up on the private jet double-standard too.
I like Apple, but sometimes I have to do a double-take...”
I read up on the private jet double-standard too.
I like Apple, but sometimes I have to do a double-take...”
swift goat pet for truth replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 22:09:54
“The First Amendment guarantees us all the Right of Free Speech.
But only lots of $$$ guarantees us that we will be heard.
Gore thinks his message is important enough to be heard.
And he is doing something about it.
And he is doing it in the only way Americans can identify with, in business.
So, why are you anti-American?
Or is it, only Conservatives are allowed to make money like Halliburton does?
I don't hear you whining about Halliburton, although they make 100 times more money than Al, and in nastier ways.”
But only lots of $$$ guarantees us that we will be heard.
Gore thinks his message is important enough to be heard.
And he is doing something about it.
And he is doing it in the only way Americans can identify with, in business.
So, why are you anti-American?
Or is it, only Conservatives are allowed to make money like Halliburton does?
I don't hear you whining about Halliburton, although they make 100 times more money than Al, and in nastier ways.”
jwredd replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 21:10:52
“AL Gore is an @ss so forget all about global warming right, mort?
How about using what we can from his message and his resources to forge a sustainable future?”
How about using what we can from his message and his resources to forge a sustainable future?”
Copenhagen Goals Scaled Back: World Leaders Put Off Climate Change Treaty
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 20:51:42 in Green
“That was my first thought too!”
Obama Bows In Japan To Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko (VIDEO, PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 20:47:56 in Style
“Some folks need to either get a life or an education. The president was merely showing respect by following protocol. That's one of the ways he's made vast improvements in how the rest of the world views America. You get respect by giving it. Simple courtesy goes a long way toward building relationships. Slamming him and name calling over something like this shows how petty and small some folks are.”
KarateKid replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 20:50:47
“Ain't that the truth. They have nothing else to hold onto. Sad people. And we know what is really behind all this, don't we?”
AmandaBC replied on Nov 15, 2009 at 20:48:48
“"Some folks need to either get a life or an education."
When it comes to republicans, it's a lost cause...”
When it comes to republicans, it's a lost cause...”
Utah Becomes A Battleground In The GOP's Civil War
Commented Nov 14, 2009 at 23:42:53 in Politics
“Sorry, Bob, but it's a little hard to represent people if you don't read their letters or have the decency to respond.
It's time for all incumbents to find another job. Making license plates would be good for most of them.”
It's time for all incumbents to find another job. Making license plates would be good for most of them.”
NYC Terror Trial Poses Legal, Political Risks
Commented Nov 14, 2009 at 22:31:30 in New York
“They mixed up the pictures. This one is of Rosie in the morning.”
Carrie Prejean: The Bible Allows Breast Implants, My Hairdresser Is Gay
Commented Nov 12, 2009 at 21:49:21 in Entertainment
“Most of us were "created in the image of God." Carrie thinks her way is better, since one of her creators is the DOW company.”
Colorado Wellness Association--Medical Marijuana Trade Group--Announced
Commented Nov 12, 2009 at 21:35:54 in Denver
“Some competition for organized crime, but instead of ruling by fear these guys will be more mellow and have snack food all over the office.”
Megan Fox: Women Call Me Slutty Because They're Jealous
Commented Nov 12, 2009 at 21:30:06 in Entertainment
“Um... Megan... maybe if you didn't drop your clothes for a buck and have peanut butter thighs people wouldn't call you things like that.”
Graham: House Health Care Bill Would Die In Senate (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 09, 2009 at 03:53:59 in Politics
“It's not up to him... the ball is in the court of our game playing, lobby pandering, self serving legislators. We have the best Congress money can buy!!! I'll be very surprised if the winner in this battle isn't the medical and drug industries. After all, they funneled many millions into Congress to secure the vote. Nothing buys influence like lobby money.”
Graham: House Health Care Bill Would Die In Senate (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 09, 2009 at 03:46:44 in Politics
“Lindsey Graham..... Don't ask, don't tell.”
Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein: "I'm Doing God's Work."
Commented Nov 07, 2009 at 22:10:05 in Business
“Interesting how someone shows he'll say anything to get away with what he's doing, and it brings out the intolerance of folks who claim to be progressive. Blankfein wouldn't know God if He descended from the heavens and tapped him on the shoulder, yet he claims to be doing God's work. Others, who obviously don't know Him either, sit and call names at folks who believe, as if they're the fount of all knowledge.”
Susan Elizabeth Baker Hid Baby: Shannon Dedrick Found Under Bed After 5 Days Missing
Commented Nov 06, 2009 at 11:30:02 in Home
“That's one big noggin!”
FORT HOOD SHOOTINGS: Breaking News Updates, Video
Commented Nov 06, 2009 at 00:13:00 in Politics
“If you listen to Rush, Hannity, Beck and watch the news, you find there's a civil war going on right here at home. So far it's mostly words and emotions, but they do their best to instill the required amount of ha te and distrust.”
FORT HOOD SHOOTINGS: Breaking News Updates, Video
Commented Nov 05, 2009 at 23:49:31 in Politics
“I've always wondered why, when two world leaders can't get along they send their young people out to sh oot each other. Instead, we should take both leaders, put em in a boxing ring and don't stop the fight until one walks out the winner. No more young people coming home in boxes, trillions saved in costs, no war profiteers, and we could even make money with pay per view!”
Drew Barrymore & Kate Beckinsale's Shiny Dresses: Who Wore It Better? (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 05, 2009 at 11:35:30 in Entertainment
“Hey, I'm all for "natural" women with curves, and Drew is a pretty lady. She just looks stuffed into that dress. And there's nothing wrong with Kate's skin. But on her, I think her her real complexion is a lot prettier than fake tan. Too white or thin doesn't play into it for me. Natural is always better than fake, whether it's skin, looks, weight, whatever.”
socialtalker replied on Nov 05, 2009 at 20:52:37
“good response! i can respect that!
although i still disagree with you on drew's dress, it looks well fitted to her for a strapless dress. she is really not "popping out" of it. her shoes dont fit the outfit though.”
although i still disagree with you on drew's dress, it looks well fitted to her for a strapless dress. she is really not "popping out" of it. her shoes dont fit the outfit though.”
Levi Johnston Is Doing Playgirl, But Who Else Should Go Full Johnston? (PHOTOS, POLL)
Commented Nov 05, 2009 at 11:15:53 in Entertainment
“Even Cartman would be a better choice than Johnston.”
Stephen Colbert And Al Gore Debate What To Do About Global Warming (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 05, 2009 at 11:01:28 in Green
“His carbon credits speculation market is making him millions by selling nothing. These "teaching" trips and appearances are little more than sales calls to increase business.”
JeffersonState replied on Nov 05, 2009 at 11:26:53
“We love capitalism right?”
Give Peace A Chance replied on Nov 05, 2009 at 11:12:47
“How does he pay off all those Scientists and their studies?”
Stephen Colbert And Al Gore Debate What To Do About Global Warming (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 05, 2009 at 10:58:31 in Green
“Because Saint Al is too busy using our tax dollars to fund a company in Finland designing a hybrid that none of us will be able to afford.”
Elbrando replied on Nov 05, 2009 at 11:36:07
“Probably because Finland has ore political will to save the planet than this country does.”
JeffersonState replied on Nov 05, 2009 at 11:25:55
“Little George promised to develop a fuel cell auto while he was in office. How'd that work out/”
Giant Crack In Africa Will Likely Create A New Ocean, Say Scientists
Commented Nov 04, 2009 at 11:45:22 in World
“Obviously, but the end result is what they're talking about. There are plenty of fissures around the world to study. It never does "split in two" though, and we will never be around to see if they are right about this claim.”


