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John Edwards Has Stepped Over the Line

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 15:36:14 in Home

“The story is really pretty simple.

Hillary can't stand the scrutiny of real questions, and so her campaign staff continues the packaging of their product to "sell" it to the masses.

Edwards knows what a crock she is, what a phony, and he's got the guts to say so. She's not what you goofy libs want, but you're so desperate for a "winner", you lecture each other to look the other way. In the meantime, you can't see that Obama or Edwards don't carry that Clinton baggage, and in all reality have a far greater chance of winning the general than she does.

Pathetic.”
Hillary's Campaign Planted More Questions, Says Student

Hillary's Campaign Planted More Questions, Says Student

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 13:22:11 in Politics

“and from the Vulcans, too.”
Hillary's Campaign Planted More Questions, Says Student

Hillary's Campaign Planted More Questions, Says Student

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 13:16:29 in Politics

“Only thing I can say about Hillary's positions is she doesn't have any. Even her democrat rivals say she takes both sides of an issue, or neither side. This, your pea brain may recall, is what Dodd, Edwards and Obama all jumped on after the drivers-licenses-for-illegals question.

The woman is a fake, controlling, aging hippie chick. Why you goof balls don't get behind the hip, fresh Obama is something that makes the right SMMMILLLE.”

mirthbound on Nov 13, 2007 at 13:38:43

“Oh, are you not aging, Mr.Smartey? If not one aging hippie chick wants to know how it's done!”
Hillary's Campaign Planted More Questions, Says Student

Hillary's Campaign Planted More Questions, Says Student

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 13:09:18 in Politics

“What's hilarious is Hillary saying she didn't know the question was planted. Amazing, then, that out of hundreds in the audience, she called on this young woman. What a phony - and she can't come clean when caught redhanded.

And the way you loons are attacking this young woman is typical, typical, typical. Next thing you know you'll be calling her trailer trash and joking about hundred dollar bills in the trailer park.

The hypocrisy of the left is on display daily.”

chonus on Nov 13, 2007 at 13:59:55

“'Tis true. Hillary knew damn good and well the question was planted by the way she responded with "it's usually young people who ask me about global warming."”

lornejl on Nov 13, 2007 at 13:15:28

“Remember that desk jockey that sent her husband to Niger to verify Iraq purchases of yellowcake ? The right didn't attack her, because they are people of God.”
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Politically We're Frogs Not Noticing the Boiling Water

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 11:44:49 in Politics

“QUOTE: "Nancy Pelosi has said if she received 10,000 letters via snail mail she would reopen the discussion to impeach Cheney."


This is correct, but the number is NOT 10,000. It's 12, 379. And 2,361 of them must be typewritten on pink stationery. Another 533 have to be in the form of a Western Union telegram. And AT LEAST one, but NO MORE THAN three, has to arrive AT HER OFFICE by carrier pigeon.

Who wants to volunteer for pigeon duty?”
Bill's Defense Of Hillary: 'It's A Southern Thing, Not A Gender Thing'

Bill's Defense Of Hillary: 'It's A Southern Thing, Not A Gender Thing'

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 10:43:03 in Politics

“QUOTE: "Nancy Pelosi has said if she gets 10,000 hand written letters she will put the impeachment of Cheney back on the table."


This is correct, but the number is NOT 10,000. It's 12, 379. And 2,361 of them must be typewritten on pink stationery. Another 533 have to be in the form of a Western Union telegram. And AT LEAST one, but NO MORE THAN three, has to arrive AT HER OFFICE by carrier pigeon.

Who wants to volunteer for pigeon duty?”
Bill's Defense Of Hillary: 'It's A Southern Thing, Not A Gender Thing'

Bill's Defense Of Hillary: 'It's A Southern Thing, Not A Gender Thing'

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 10:23:03 in Politics

“Chivalry is not dead.

Southern guy puts pecker in mouth of young girl. Commits perjury and obstructs justice when asked about it. Embarrasses wife. She can't divorce him, though, since she needs to ride his coattails a bit more. She stumbles while riding said coattails. He gallantly helps her up. She continues on while he looks for new young mouth. End of story.

Hysterical. Priceless. Clinton.”

TiffShelton on Nov 13, 2007 at 19:30:32

“Very well said.”

Dantana on Nov 13, 2007 at 10:37:13

“I like a horny president, they're less dangerous!!!”
Feinstein Faces Dem Censure After Backing Mukasey

Feinstein Faces Dem Censure After Backing Mukasey

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 09:25:56 in Politics

“Seems to me she's just being "bipartisan", something you loons always claim to value.

I guess not.”

Meah on Nov 13, 2007 at 10:09:55

“Bipartisan regarding torture? Pig.”

SlinkyTWF on Nov 13, 2007 at 10:07:59

“It would appear that Mr. Smartey has no pants.”

JustADumbFireman on Nov 13, 2007 at 09:42:29

“No, asshole, she's being a Republican. Now STFU.”

lornejl on Nov 13, 2007 at 09:35:54

“Wouldn't that be nice for you, dems , bi-partisan, and the repigs, goose stepping, well, kiss my ass.”
Donda West Dies Following Plastic Surgery, Had

Donda West Dies Following Plastic Surgery, Had "Multiple Procedures," Was Refused By One Surgeon

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 09:03:44 in Entertainment

“Of any creed? OK, but how about of any philosophy? You left that one out, and I don't think it was accidental. I'll bet you're an anti-philosophite bigot.

Seriously, why do you liberals have to put qualifiers like "I am so sorry for anyone of any race creed color or sexual orientation..." into this? Why do you always group and categorize everyone? What ever happened to Martin Luther King's dream of only seeing people for the content of their character and not the color of their skin?

Liberal democrats are THE most racist - and they sure have a hard time hiding it.”
Donda West Dies Following Plastic Surgery, Had

Donda West Dies Following Plastic Surgery, Had "Multiple Procedures," Was Refused By One Surgeon

Commented Nov 13, 2007 at 08:54:54 in Entertainment

“I am shocked! Shocked! The Bush administration once again has blood on its hands, after just standing around while this poor woman had her liposuction. Now she's gone to that big 'hood in the sky!”
Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Commented Nov 12, 2007 at 15:09:53 in Entertainment

“WOW! Who'd have thought the name "Doug" stood for 'asshole' and 'jerk'?”

strifeknot on Nov 12, 2007 at 18:04:02

“His response was to someone else, but that person's post was deleted.”
Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Commented Nov 12, 2007 at 14:42:22 in Entertainment

“It should be "TOO bad" and "TOO ignorANT" in your incredibly verbose and witty post.

Didn't they teach that at the sub-par, liberal, politically correct school you attended? If so, I guess the voucher program wasn't available in your area.”
Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Commented Nov 12, 2007 at 12:53:06 in Entertainment

“She didn't.”
Armitage: I Was Foolish To Leak Plame's CIA Identity

Armitage: I Was Foolish To Leak Plame's CIA Identity

Commented Nov 12, 2007 at 12:32:33 in Politics

“Who cares.

I don't. I just wish Playboy or Penthouse could out Ms. Plame in one of their upcoming editions.

She's a hot babe.

And we could put in little reminders that Cheney, Libby and Rove didn't reveal her name - Armitage did. Each could be positioned JUUUST RIGGGHHT in each photo.”

thromulese on Nov 12, 2007 at 13:33:14

“To say it was “foolish” only adds insult to injury. And grossly understates the magnitude of the crime. They (king george and his minions) made public the name of a covert CIA agent who specialized in WMD’s. It doesn’t get any more criminal or grave than that.

This was nothing short of TREASON DURING TIME OF WAR.

This was and is a felony that I believe calls for automatic death penalty.

King george jr, Cheney, rice, rove and anyone else that had any hand in this belongs in jail at the very least.”

StillAmused on Nov 12, 2007 at 13:12:10

“Speak up... it's hard to hear you, way down there at the bottom of the gene pool.”
Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Commented Nov 12, 2007 at 12:26:41 in Entertainment

“"Sorry, this was a case of money allowing a pursuit of vanity with a tragic cost."

Of course it was. But because this West guy has made rude comments about the man who TWICE skunked everyone's favorite lib candidates, we must cry us a river.

Talk about shallow - the reaction here gets the prize. You people wouldn't care about his Mom if West had been apolitical.”
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What the Strike is Costing Us

Commented Nov 12, 2007 at 11:50:53 in Entertainment

“Suppose they gave a strike and nobody cared?

TV is SOOOOOO bad, much of America hasn't noticed the strike. And, sorry, but 30 Rock sure isn't racking up any great ratings, strike or no strike. It's only still on because left-leaning critics like the jabs in it, incoherent as they may be. The cartoonish silliness of 30 Rock steals what could have been a funny premise.”

Premonitus on Nov 12, 2007 at 12:50:30

“Obviously you don't watch TV very much because there is actually a great deal of good programming...and while you don't seem to care about the strike, it's a 30 billion dollar industry that will have a ripple effect across the economy.”

wrabbitt on Nov 12, 2007 at 12:23:38

“Does the union control what you write? or does money control why you write? Are the failures of unions everywhere else in American any indication of a trend? UAW voted new contract then Automakers laid off 15,000 more. Who won that round? Does the union rep. write? or is he business not writer? He still getting paid? is the union like most of the others? Performance enhancing drugs involved? TV sucks too many commercials, maybe this time off will produce a few original ideas. How about a reality show about Governmental corruption? should not take much time to find a story line.”
Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Donda West, Kanye's Mom, Dies From Plastic Surgery

Commented Nov 12, 2007 at 11:06:46 in Entertainment

“Wow.

The impact these people were having on world harmony and peace and love and saving trees and stamping out asparagus-hatred and turning cooking oil into suntan lotion for underprivileged movie actors just took a huge hit.

How sad. So, so sad.”

Meah on Nov 12, 2007 at 12:22:49

“Wow. You make excuses for this president who has done NOTHING for New Orleans. You just doing that. The country knows better. Kanye West had it right. He really did.”

Meah on Nov 12, 2007 at 12:10:46

“What a pig. Not too smart either.”

bick on Nov 12, 2007 at 11:57:19

“wow, you're a douchebag and a half. here's to YOUR mother dying young, mr. smartey!”
Clinton, Dodd, Biden, Obama Skip Mukasey Confirmation Vote

Clinton, Dodd, Biden, Obama Skip Mukasey Confirmation Vote

Commented Nov 9, 2007 at 11:36:51 in Politics

“This is great!!

These four bozos (well three, Obama is at least honest about things) slinked away from taking a stand, and now this great guy can get to work! Personally, I hope he looks the other way regardless of torture techniques we may employ right here in the good ole USA.

Even pulling genitalia off is OK in my book, if it keeps one of these islamo-facists from killing....YOU! You're my fellow American, and want you around when the mud-stomp of liberal ideas in our democracy is completed next year.

Wonder if this post will make it on this little Nazi Message Board? Censorship seems to be alive and well here.”

mosh on Nov 9, 2007 at 12:56:14

“Will everyone please ignore mr stupid. Thank you.”

lycanthrope on Nov 9, 2007 at 12:02:59

“Get some help, man. You're sick.”

FirstBlowupDollLaura on Nov 9, 2007 at 11:53:06

“Ah, you and I differ there.

There is a limit to what we should descend to.

If Americans become heathens, what makes our lives worth more than the lives of others you deem to be heathens?”

godlessclif on Nov 9, 2007 at 11:42:19

“Obama is honest about not voting on things to avoid the issues? Why does he say he was against
the Iraq war when he did not vote for or against it?”
Mukasey Confirmed As Attorney General

Mukasey Confirmed As Attorney General

Commented Nov 9, 2007 at 08:34:27 in Politics

“And isn't it funny you loons are constantly talking about how stupid Bush is, and yet he outfoxes you all everytime!

he,he,he,ha,ha,bwaaahaaaaaa”

Waitaminute on Nov 9, 2007 at 09:27:06

“YOU were OUTFOXED IN 2000. You're too dumb to know it. At least we know it. Thats the difference between ignorant and being dumb like you.”

scooperss on Nov 9, 2007 at 08:42:53

“Bush outfoxed them? No, dems did.”
Mukasey Confirmed As Attorney General

Mukasey Confirmed As Attorney General

Commented Nov 9, 2007 at 08:27:12 in Politics

“God says, "Fuck You"”

thegreatgiginthesky on Nov 9, 2007 at 08:35:58

“This is what passes for a "Christian" these days. Let me venture a guess, you attend a mega church don't you??”
Mukasey Confirmed As Attorney General

Mukasey Confirmed As Attorney General

Commented Nov 9, 2007 at 08:01:08 in Politics

“Thank God this fine fellow was confirmed!

We prayed that enough Democrats would heed the call, and it's happened!

God bless you, Diane Feinstein and Chuck Schumer! You are doing the Lord's work!”

scooperss on Nov 9, 2007 at 08:38:42

“I doubt that.”

ZHarris on Nov 9, 2007 at 08:08:17

“God doesn't get a vote.”

ylpatriot on Nov 9, 2007 at 08:06:47

“Keep God out of Politics... He has enough dealing with the religious zealots.”

sgtjiggs on Nov 9, 2007 at 08:05:34

“Feinstein is divine and Chucky is just ducky.”
Clinton: Blame Me For Health Care Failure

Clinton: Blame Me For Health Care Failure

Commented Nov 8, 2007 at 23:29:53 in Politics

“Ask yourself if Colin Powell would have been elected 8 or 12 years ago. You know he would've, proving that Obama could win now.

America is going to reject the three-ring circus that it remembers as simply "Clinton", from the first Vince Foster scandal to the Marc Rich pardongate. But Obama is a clean slate - no dirt swept under the rug, with the chance to campaign to the top in less than a year.

In 1960, you guys passed on the old lions like Adlai Stevenson, and chose the exciting, fresh John Kennedy. Do you have the guts - and brains - to do something like that again?

Or are you afraid of the Clinton Crime Family, like we suspect? The right hopes your wallowing in fear.”
Clinton: Blame Me For Health Care Failure

Clinton: Blame Me For Health Care Failure

Commented Nov 8, 2007 at 22:56:56 in Politics

“It's amazing to conservatives that you libs want to make Hillary your candidate, when Obama is clearly the better choice. He's got a smoothness and lack of baggage that would be difficult to run against, and undoubtedly the stigma of change.

The Clinton Crime Family is going to pull off the biggest theft to you guys: your vote. Go ahead, make her the nominee, and the 90's scandals, ineptness in the war on terror and her '93 health care plan, and her dislikable personality are going to play right into the hands of the other side.

The fix is already in, she's gonna get it. And you people say Bush is like the mafia - when YOU KNOW that the Clintons have that title sewn up.”

jake1az on Nov 8, 2007 at 23:07:32

“What makes yu think if people will not vote for Hillary they will for Obama....This country is still racist against anything that is not whaite and a man.”
Iraq War Opposition At Record High

Iraq War Opposition At Record High

Commented Nov 8, 2007 at 15:27:19 in Politics

“Wow, this was a wicked reply. Your wit and sarcasm nearly blow me away!

Instead, why don't you just blow me? Or get Monica to do it.”
Iraq War Opposition At Record High

Iraq War Opposition At Record High

Commented Nov 8, 2007 at 13:50:31 in Politics

“I never thought Dick Armey's name sounded military. I did, however, for awhile at least, confuse it with a group of guys Bill Clinton lined up for Monica.”

RushLimbaughsPutz on Nov 8, 2007 at 14:14:09

“Clinton had Sex with a Woman!!! and he didn't even have to pay her! that's sick!! No way would a republican get caught doing that. I'm going to the Dominican Republic as soon as I can score enough Viagra to achieve an erection. Would you like to join me Mr Smartey? Whatever happens in the Dominican Republic stays in the Dominican Republic

That Clinton was a sick puppy--its been years and I just can't get over it. I'm obsessed with his sex life. Vicarious sex is better than none at all”
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