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“You might be amusing if Glenn Beck weren't such a complete and utter hate-mongerer.”

“"The Christmas Sweater." What, is it about a sebacious, overheated Mall Santa or something?

$20 per ticket? And his target audience is "the little guy"? Nice marketing strategy, Glenn. Thanks for showing us what would happen if government were run like a business.”

“Like, duh, why do people think Capitol Hill wants to privatize Social Security and Medicare? Because Wall Street wants to get its greedy, incompetent mitts on those trust funds!”

“Correction: if it weren't for Saturday Night Live, Monty Python, Patti Smith and the Ramones, I KNOW I wouldn't have made it through the 70s.”

“If it weren't for Saturday Night Live, Patti Smith and The Ramones, I don't think I would have made it through the '70s.”

“Yeah, that's right: the poor cops are being terrorized by pipe-wielding 10-year-olds. We civillians just don't know what it's like out there, do we?

Spare us your empty pontifications, please.”

“How about neither scenario? How about cops go back to being peace officers instead of being paramilitary personnel?”

“And a 10-year-old with a pipe can overpower a cop?”

“Why don't you try doing a little research: Tasers cause injury, and they are are not supposed to be used on children, the elderly, pregnant women or anyone with a weak heart.”

“Even the Taser manufacturer has finally admitted that it shouldn't be used on children or old people.

But the cops are having none of that. Statistics? Facts? What use are they in protecting folks from marauding 10-year-olds!”

“You civillians just don't know what it's like out there when all you have between you and a stick-wielding 10-year-old is a bullet proof vest, a helmet, a gun and a taser!”

“And here is a thing I will tell you: that two swinging foxes have the hots on for us and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!”

“One day with Kate and they'd go back to their cave.”

“Oh, Zsolt, my brother, there will certainly be a LOT of swinging in our bachelor pad tonight!”

“...but what about:

"Johnny get angry
Johnny get mad
Give me the biggest lecture I've ever had
I wanna brave man
I wanna cave man-JOHNNY!!!

Show me that you care
Really care for meeeee!"”

“"But with money, maybe we can find a partner and finally have a normal life. "

- - - -
"Every woman I know is crazy 'bout an automobile
Every woman I know is crazy 'bout an automobile
And here I am sittin' with nothin' but rubber heels!

'Said riding and loving can't be beat,
You and your woman in your own front seat,
Now, she can play with your keys, shift the gears,
Turn on your radio just loud enough to hear
Now, she can turn up the heat and flip on your fan
And then you start rollin' just as fast as you can!

"Every woman I know is crazy 'bout an automobile
Every woman I know is crazy 'bout an automobile
And here I am sittin' with nothin' but rubber heels!

Man, when I get some money I just got to get me SOME kind of automobile
Seem like the women in this town just don't pay no 'tention to ya unless you're drivin'
Look at that big, fine buick over there
Oh, I like that one
Yeah, now, looks like somebody left the keys in it
Oh, let's take a ride"

-Ry Cooder”

“How about we get rid of business's having to pay health insurance premiums for their employees and pass true single payer, universal health care?”

“Common sense dictates an increase in taxes for the Golden State.

I'm a native Californian, and the reason the state is in the dumper is Proposition 13, which slashed tax revenue for the state and at the same time prohibited it from raising taxes for income from other sources.

If you're so business savvy, tell me exactly what business doesn't raise its prices when its costs go up. I'll say it for you: none. And you're all for government's being run like a business, so why are you against its raising its prices for services rendered, just like a business does?”

“(don't know why my first response didn't make it through - I'll try again).

The insurance and pharma industry couldn't be happier with the "health care reform" bills currently being debated, because they're all nothing more than guaranteed future income for them.

The insurance and pharma indudstries' part in the dog and pony show is to act as if they're against the bill(s), so all of us eedjeets will think the bills contain actual health care reform.”

“Great! Then you should have no problem with trying Shrub, Cheney and Rummy for treason since they let bin Laden go.”

“I say we just declare they've all exceeded their lifetime maximums and cancel their policies.”

“You know, if people of your frame of mind directed all your ire at K Street instead of at who you think are liberals, maybe we'd start getting somewhere.”

“It wasn't Bush & Co.; it was both political parties.

The League of Women Voters withdrew its sponsorship of Presidential Debates in 1987 after both the GOP and the Democratic Party started trying to control every aspect of how the debates were conducted. The lack of representation of any other party in the debates began when the League washed its hands of them.

I kinda wish the League had dug in their heels and duked it out.”

“Yep, yep yep!”

“p.s. Tummy scratch out to the poochie-woochie.”