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Awesome Physics Teacher Dan Burns Explains Gravity In A Way Anyone Can Understand (VIDEO)

Awesome Physics Teacher Dan Burns Explains Gravity In A Way Anyone Can Understand (VIDEO)

Commented Dec 4, 2013 at 23:13:18 in Science

“Stretched lycra? Boring.

Zoom in on the stretched belly of the pregnant girl....what's the story there? The result of dark energy? Masses colliding?! Spill it!”
How To Open A Can Without A Can Opener (VIDEO)

How To Open A Can Without A Can Opener (VIDEO)

Commented Dec 4, 2013 at 19:28:25 in Taste

“Are his hands and concrete not, now the "can opener?"

I mean he didn't just will it open. I guess I"m saying....that there's always a "can opener".....like there is always death...and darkness....you cannot escape it.

Now I'm sad again...Maybe if I become a human can opener and eat some cat food I'll find hope.”

EST74 on Dec 4, 2013 at 20:19:33

“And while you're consumed with analysis the rest of us will be eating.”

Goldielocks1942 on Dec 4, 2013 at 20:01:20

“I see you see the glass half empty!”
How To Open A Can Without A Can Opener (VIDEO)

How To Open A Can Without A Can Opener (VIDEO)

Commented Dec 4, 2013 at 19:18:25 in Taste

“Let go of the old ways. You're in America now.

These guys are goofy and endearing all at once.”
Maria Bello Comes Out, Reveals Gay Romance In New York Times Essay

Maria Bello Comes Out, Reveals Gay Romance In New York Times Essay

Commented Dec 2, 2013 at 22:53:47 in Gay Voices

“How long have fat white men been in existence? Oh....quite some time I imagine since they wrote the history that got recorded...”

Tom Berndt on Dec 3, 2013 at 12:45:31

“Prejudice against large, Caucasian men much?”
Maria Bello Comes Out, Reveals Gay Romance In New York Times Essay

Maria Bello Comes Out, Reveals Gay Romance In New York Times Essay

Commented Dec 2, 2013 at 22:49:56 in Gay Voices

“Can you really be that naive or self centered in your focus? Or so uneducated as to have no sense of historical context?

"....they just lived their lives." That's what GLBT are striving for ...oh, just for hundreds and hundreds of years. By being silent they have been persecuted, imprisoned, attacked, tortured, and killed. They still can't get married in most states and can be fired for being gay.

So you want them to be silent because they won a few battles recently? Forget it.”
Paul Walker Dead: 'Fast And The Furious' Actor Dies In Car Crash

Paul Walker Dead: 'Fast And The Furious' Actor Dies In Car Crash

Commented Dec 1, 2013 at 23:34:26 in Celebrity

“Well....that's not true. Death do "see" more older people and minorities, especially poor ones that are male. In industrialized nations 90% die of "age-related" illnesses.

But those people don't die in fiery crashes in their sports cars in glamorous locations.”

jycejean on Dec 2, 2013 at 22:20:58

“everyone DIES EVENTUALLY!!! this is what I'm saying..”

plumgood on Dec 2, 2013 at 01:00:56

“I think their point was eventually everyone dies.”
Sandra Fluke Destroys 'Corporations Are People' Argument (VIDEO)

Sandra Fluke Destroys 'Corporations Are People' Argument (VIDEO)

Commented Nov 27, 2013 at 11:29:56 in Politics

“Yes....I'm quite sure you have no conception of social justice.”
Craigslist Ad Offering $1 Rent For 'Naked Roommate' Might Actually Be Legal (UPDATED)

Craigslist Ad Offering $1 Rent For 'Naked Roommate' Might Actually Be Legal (UPDATED)

Commented Nov 26, 2013 at 12:46:59 in HuffPost Home

“Yes but without them...would there be a HuffPost?”

CMRISRCA on Nov 26, 2013 at 16:29:04

“I think most commercial media outlets are trending toward this kind of silliness. It requires so little effort to produce and there's a voracious appetite for it given that people are primed to argue about just about anything.”
David Adam Pate Charged With Murder Of South Carolina Man After Body Found In Woods

David Adam Pate Charged With Murder Of South Carolina Man After Body Found In Woods

Commented Nov 26, 2013 at 12:31:00 in Crime

“too kind...but I couldn't resist throwing a few words at the repulsive image and the story behind it. Practice and revision....my friend. Neither of which I've been doing lately....but getting back into it. Good luck in your pursuits!”

askskia on Nov 26, 2013 at 19:25:09

“Thanks!”
David Adam Pate Charged With Murder Of South Carolina Man After Body Found In Woods

David Adam Pate Charged With Murder Of South Carolina Man After Body Found In Woods

Commented Nov 26, 2013 at 12:23:36 in Crime

“"Golden Stink" -- best review EVER! Thanks!”

Poppa Joe on Nov 26, 2013 at 15:52:50

“What can I say, I'm not without humor, it's just not usualy seen by most.lol.”
Terminally Ill Teenager Marries High School Sweetheart In Dream Wedding

Terminally Ill Teenager Marries High School Sweetheart In Dream Wedding

Commented Nov 26, 2013 at 12:11:54 in Weddings

“Without Racism and Leukemia....none of this would have happened. Amazing.”
Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Commented Nov 25, 2013 at 09:33:44 in Good News

“F for the thoughtful and kind replies. I'll consider ways I can offer selfless charitable acts. Please consider more how corporations manipulate for profit....to be blind or naive to this ultimately leads to a life less fully lived.”
David Adam Pate Charged With Murder Of South Carolina Man After Body Found In Woods

David Adam Pate Charged With Murder Of South Carolina Man After Body Found In Woods

Commented Nov 24, 2013 at 18:34:16 in Crime

“The monster that lures the innocent into the "woods" endures through history...How can such a grotesque creature exist and devour the innocent?

There's a magic to this perennial grotesquerie.”
Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Commented Nov 24, 2013 at 18:13:25 in Good News

“Oh, I was touched by their emotion for sure...tears and all. But the ad...is not okay in my book. I wouldn't pair the two...and I resent having my emotions linked up to a money making endeavor. I think that's why they unlinked their name from the give away at the store and claimed the local store was giving groceries away...it makes the charitable giving....selfless....they're not getting anything out of it. But then they want it both ways...so they link their name with a Product promo and sales at the end...that's not selfless. And to spend $1000 on free groceries to capture self-less giving on video then to leverage this for sales of who knows, 100K+ of product? Well that's manipulation in service of capitalism. I don't like it. Just be direct about it if your going to do it. Snapple gave away free groceries. Please buy Snapple.”

whitewitch on Nov 24, 2013 at 21:42:49

“Sorry - I just don't see it that way. I hear you though and am sorry it ruined it for you. Have a wonderful Holiday season...and maybe we can both buy someone in our line some small amount of groceries without selling anything! ::Smile::”
David Adam Pate Charged With Murder Of South Carolina Man After Body Found In Woods

David Adam Pate Charged With Murder Of South Carolina Man After Body Found In Woods

Commented Nov 24, 2013 at 10:22:22 in Crime

“I'm sure....that at a certain moment, under the gentle glow of the moon, an enticing fall breeze embracing the world, golden leaves trembling as they cling desperately to the past....that this man could be charming and lead any one of us into the woods...to be bludgeoned. Blotches of red stain the golden floor of the moonlit forest. Above, an owl turns it's snowy head fully round and blinks a golden eye.”

Poppa Joe on Nov 25, 2013 at 12:22:08

“Are you supposed to be a writer? Well you seriously stink at it, goldenly.lol”

askskia on Nov 24, 2013 at 15:21:06

“You're a very descriptive writer! Wish I had that talent! I can write a great plot but I can't describe the scenery to save my life!”

Randy1949 on Nov 24, 2013 at 13:22:41

“You have talent! I expect to see your first novel on the supermarket paperback rack next to the gum in a year or so.”

tipsy gypsy on Nov 24, 2013 at 12:50:47

“Very poetic”

andiconda1000 on Nov 24, 2013 at 10:38:47

“Get off the drugs”
Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Commented Nov 24, 2013 at 09:59:28 in Good News

“Then you learned nothing from the video.

Watch the video again, including the end where they plug a product at 50% off.”
Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Commented Nov 23, 2013 at 23:21:32 in Good News

“I was going to say...drug test them....but now I'm thinking it snarkier to suggest weighing them b/f paying for all those groceries.

It's defensive humor.

What's not funny is the ad/promo/plug at the end.”

whitewitch on Nov 24, 2013 at 16:41:19

“Some times when the heart begins to grow and fill with love these mean snarkie things come out. It is okay - soon you will smile. Oh and as for their ad...get over it...they just gave away many hundreds of dollars of groceries and I think if I were using something like this - I would rather buy it from people like this then mean old Red Bull types.”

StevenGregory on Nov 24, 2013 at 07:52:40

“You are a jerk.”

americawasgreatonce on Nov 24, 2013 at 02:46:57

“Ohhh, grow-up.”
Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Grocery Store Surprise Is The Perfect Start To The Holiday Season (VIDEO)

Commented Nov 23, 2013 at 23:18:55 in Good News

“C + l = L

Capitalism + love = Life”

kapalabhati on Nov 25, 2013 at 12:46:15

“HUH?”

kidgie74 on Nov 24, 2013 at 02:39:19

“Capitalism has nothing to do with love.”
Craigslist Ad Offering $1 Rent For 'Naked Roommate' Might Actually Be Legal (UPDATED)

Craigslist Ad Offering $1 Rent For 'Naked Roommate' Might Actually Be Legal (UPDATED)

Commented Nov 23, 2013 at 16:08:51 in HuffPost Home

“You will pay me 1 dollar a month in rent...for that you can live here. You must prepare all my meals to my satisfaction. You must be naked when I desire it. I may "touch" you with various parts of my body at any time, you will be wholly receptive. There may be beatings. This will be a binding legal contract b/c you paid me a dollar.

Look forward to dominating and controlling you. Sincerely, A. Holle.”
Craigslist Ad Offering $1 Rent For 'Naked Roommate' Might Actually Be Legal (UPDATED)

Craigslist Ad Offering $1 Rent For 'Naked Roommate' Might Actually Be Legal (UPDATED)

Commented Nov 23, 2013 at 16:04:26 in HuffPost Home

“It can't be "legal" in terms of an enforceable contract....

This is simply an arrangement between two consenting adults. When either decides to end, it's over. Neither has any recourse....other than a long course of psychotherapy.

Now I've decided. That's it. Next case.”

CMRISRCA on Nov 24, 2013 at 14:18:32

“You've decided wisely... Funny how people get drawn into all these ridiculous hypothetical arguments.”
These Disturbing Fast Food Truths Will Make You Reconsider Your Lunch

These Disturbing Fast Food Truths Will Make You Reconsider Your Lunch

Commented Nov 23, 2013 at 00:12:28 in Taste

“Enjoy your solidified and fried carcass slurry to support American Profits (jobs..?)”

PatA on Nov 23, 2013 at 01:47:21

“People like him see and hear what they want. Facts cause their heads to explode.I have a brother like him. F&F”
Male Chastity Devices Come In Chrome And Camo Finishes (Finally) For Your Weird Fetish

Male Chastity Devices Come In Chrome And Camo Finishes (Finally) For Your Weird Fetish

Commented Nov 20, 2013 at 18:33:08 in Weird News

“Iron rod was used in rape nonetheless.”
Ancient Humans Had Sex With Mystery Species, New DNA Study Shows

Ancient Humans Had Sex With Mystery Species, New DNA Study Shows

Commented Nov 19, 2013 at 21:23:16 in Science

“Look, dont' get nasty about it....just say it was a "bad date."

Later Babe.”
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