Tags's Comments (564)
"Cash For Caulkers": The Daily Show's Most Immature Montage Ever (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 11:55:38 in Comedy
“How appropriate to be able to cold-caulk just as the weather is getting wintry.”
Conan Mocks Dick Cheney's "Radical" Take On Obama (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 11:45:59 in Comedy
“This from the guy who waterboarded his wife before they got married to make sure he made an honest woman out of her.”
New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign (Part 2)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 11:39:22 in Comedy
“The worst part is going to be the exponentiation of jerks yelling "in the hole" during golf events.”
Amalek replied on Dec 10, 2009 at 21:53:07
“I have been in the garage all day making signs that say that. I thought it was clever. You think I am a jerk?”
New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign (Part 2)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 11:35:43 in Comedy
“Accenture with a "P."”
Treasury Touts Long-Available Derivatives Report As A Part Of Its 'New' Open Government Plan
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 11:19:55 in Business
“I'd rather have continuity than an incontinent annuity.
(Sorry, I just got back from my frontal lobotomy.)”
(Sorry, I just got back from my frontal lobotomy.)”
Jon Stewart Calls Out Gretchen Carlson For "Dumbing Herself Down" (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 10:24:28 in Comedy
“Thanks, Jon, for that moment of Zigeunerweisen.
I skipped Google and went right to (cash-strapped) Wikipedia.
Turns out that if it weren't for you, we would've been Kung Fu Hustled.”
I skipped Google and went right to (cash-strapped) Wikipedia.
Turns out that if it weren't for you, we would've been Kung Fu Hustled.”
Rush Limbaugh: 'The Black Frame Of Mind' Is 'Terrible' And 'Tiger Woods's Choice Of Females Is Not Helping' (AUDIO)
Commented Dec 09, 2009 at 15:13:45 in Media
“What do you expect from a guy who keeps "death panels" and death camps in the same corner of his mind?”
Russell Wiseman, Tennessee Mayor, Assails 'Muslim President' For Pre-Empting 'Peanuts'
Commented Dec 04, 2009 at 12:47:07 in Politics
“Thank heaven he had cable and didn't have to miss the Leni Riefenstahl film festival.”
Sarah Palin Goes 'Birther': Obama Birth Certificate 'A Fair Question' (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 04, 2009 at 12:39:24 in Politics
“"Rightfully" as in "full of the right."
As someone very familiar with legitimacy issues, it's true she's qualified to speak about them, though hardly to judge.
All this coming from someone who sees wolves below her helicopter as "fair game."”
As someone very familiar with legitimacy issues, it's true she's qualified to speak about them, though hardly to judge.
All this coming from someone who sees wolves below her helicopter as "fair game."”
Hey, Tiger, Lack of Privacy Is Part of the Deal
Commented Dec 04, 2009 at 12:01:09 in Sports
“Pithy, pertinent, and succinct post.”
Levin: There Would Be No Afghan Dilemma If Bush Had Caught Bin Laden
Commented Nov 29, 2009 at 23:33:39 in Politics
“Russia didn't seem to have much trouble in Afghanistan until the US got involved. Unless Russia or China takes the Taliban's side, I don't see the US having the same difficulties this time.”
Chipher replied on Nov 30, 2009 at 01:45:54
“...in fact the _S.oviets kicked a$$ in Southern AF, the main reason Pakistani ISI started the _m.adrassahs to train the fleeing Tango 'freedom fighters' as cannon fodder and sent them back in again...”
Cea80 replied on Nov 30, 2009 at 00:08:06
“8 years of war with nothing to show for it. They may not be EXACTLY the same difficulties, but don't you consider our situation a difficulty nonetheless?”
White House Party Crashers Met President, May Face Criminal Charges (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 27, 2009 at 22:21:50 in Politics
“This administration already removed the worst threat to US security...
the previous administration.”
the previous administration.”
habajebe replied on Nov 27, 2009 at 22:34:49
“Well said. Fanned.”
NHGranite replied on Nov 27, 2009 at 22:26:14
“Thanks, Tags. How true”
White House Party Crashers Met President, May Face Criminal Charges (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 27, 2009 at 12:57:17 in Politics
“It wasn't really Michaele Salahi, it was an inflatable party doll.
The real Michaele Salahi was at home hiding in her attic.”
The real Michaele Salahi was at home hiding in her attic.”
Wang Zifei, 'Beauty In Black Beside Obama,' Becomes A Sensation In China, Speaks Out (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 27, 2009 at 12:53:56 in World
“Auditioning for "Real Housewives of Beijing."”
Students Eat 600 Doughnuts For Charity, Internet Commenters Express Disgust
Commented Nov 27, 2009 at 04:55:32 in Impact
“What a buncha Margaret DuMonts well-I-neverring.
Let the kids enjoy themselves. You people need to cut down on prunes, not donuts, with all the poo-pooing around here.”
Let the kids enjoy themselves. You people need to cut down on prunes, not donuts, with all the poo-pooing around here.”
Melissa replied on Nov 27, 2009 at 13:18:31
“Leave the kids alone, everyone needs to just chill out and stop with the stupid food police. It's not like they are doing this everyday. I would hate to be a kid in today's world.”
Beck Rules Out 2012 Run With Palin: She'd Always Be 'Yapping' Like We're 'In The Kitchen' (AUDIO)
Commented Nov 27, 2009 at 04:38:57 in Media
“Hoot, mon.
I think she's got Glenn mixed up with Groundskeeper Willie.”
I think she's got Glenn mixed up with Groundskeeper Willie.”
Tea Party Patriots Attack Family Who Lost Daughter And Grandchild (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 23, 2009 at 18:43:28 in Politics
“Pharisees!”
Polar Bears Falling To Their Deaths: Plane Stupid's Shock Ad (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 23, 2009 at 18:29:00 in Green
“Their point is that if you drive an old 70s-vintage gas guzzler, polar bears will land on your car and destroy it. And they don't know how to spell plain.
Otherwise, it's all good.”
Otherwise, it's all good.”
Black Friday Deals 2009: The BEST Offers From Major Retailers (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 23, 2009 at 18:18:41 in Business
“Watch out for offers that say limited quantities (like 3 you find out after you get to the store) or no rainchecks. Also bait and switch, they exercise the right to substitute something of "equal or greater value." (yep, it's their call what is equal or greater "value")”
Facebook, JP Morgan Chase To Give $5 Million Dollars To Charity Through Internet Promotion
Commented Nov 22, 2009 at 12:23:31 in Impact
“Why such a long name?
Just call it ChaseFace.”
Just call it ChaseFace.”
Nathalie Blanchard Loses Health Benefits Over Facebook Photo
Commented Nov 22, 2009 at 12:18:54 in World
“I guess Manulife doesn't want to talk about their happiness detection scanner. I wonder how they got it to detect real happiness and see through the coverup of happiness-looking depression. It must've taken a lot of testing.
Now we know why insurance companies need to make so much money.”
Now we know why insurance companies need to make so much money.”
Palin Booed By Book Tour Crowd
Commented Nov 20, 2009 at 18:58:45 in Media
“Palin packs it in because that's what she does, it's her MO.”
Lou Dobbs Now Mulling Future In Politics
Commented Nov 20, 2009 at 14:53:52 in Media
“When the Republicans kick her to the curb in 2012, she'll run with Lou Dobbs as the candidate for the Maverogue Party.”
Al Gore Heckled By Tea Partiers During Climate Speech In Florida
Commented Nov 16, 2009 at 01:05:37 in Politics
“Being heckled by teabaggers is almost as good as making Nixon's enemies list.”
Rayme replied on Nov 16, 2009 at 01:42:01
“Being heckled by smart independent Americans that actually know about the scam Al Gore is pushing is a sure sign that Americans are smarter than their politicians think.”
2012 Offends Catholics, Dimwits, Ex-Cons
Commented Nov 15, 2009 at 22:02:54 in Entertainment
“Of course the professional offendees are going to be offended. It's a living. The real issue is the lack of a grown pair.
Last time I looked, Salman Rushdie is still alive.
As Donovan once almost said, "First there is a fatwa, then there is no fatwa, then there is..."”
Last time I looked, Salman Rushdie is still alive.
As Donovan once almost said, "First there is a fatwa, then there is no fatwa, then there is..."”


