Tags's Comments (434)
Sarah Palin: Tomatoes Thrown During Book Event, Police Arrest Jeremiah Wobbe
Commented Dec 17, 2009 at 12:25:13 in Politics
“You keep your teabags and we'll keep our tomatoes.
You keep your shoutdown "town halls" and we'll keep our tomatoes.
You keep your automatic weapons and we'll keep our tomatoes.”
You keep your shoutdown "town halls" and we'll keep our tomatoes.
You keep your automatic weapons and we'll keep our tomatoes.”
Iraq Insurgents Hack U.S. Drones For Under $26
Commented Dec 17, 2009 at 12:20:15 in World
“They may also be "feeding" false data to be picked up by cheap equipment and using secure bandwidth for kill-shots.”
The Tiger Woods Mistress Generator
Commented Dec 17, 2009 at 03:10:35 in Comedy
“I entered "George W. Bush" and got back "Chrystal Smith from Brisbane, Australia. She is a 19 year old orthopedist. You know she's telling the truth because she has videos to prove it."”
Tom Coburn Demands 12-Hour Reading Of Single-Payer Amendment On Senate Floor
Commented Dec 17, 2009 at 03:02:59 in Politics
“Buy up all the tomatoes at the DC Costco before they take them off the shelves.
T-party!”
T-party!”
Tom Coburn Demands 12-Hour Reading Of Single-Payer Amendment On Senate Floor
Commented Dec 17, 2009 at 02:27:00 in Politics
“Double-edged sword, Tom.
Double-edged sword.
You'll find out soon enough.”
Double-edged sword.
You'll find out soon enough.”
Costco Protects Palin From Tomatoes By Taking Them Off Shelves
Commented Dec 17, 2009 at 02:16:17 in Politics
“T-Party.
That Utah Costco missed out on selling her a lotta raincoats.
I understand she has a big clothing budget.”
That Utah Costco missed out on selling her a lotta raincoats.
I understand she has a big clothing budget.”
Expanded Health Care Coverage? Rumors Are Greatly Exaggerated, Unless Paying Fines Is Now 'Health Care'
Commented Dec 17, 2009 at 01:55:04 in Politics
“As Brutus once told Julius Caesar
"I got your back."”
"I got your back."”
LeLoup replied on Dec 17, 2009 at 02:04:03
“LOL!
How cruel!”
How cruel!”
Golf Porn Earns Raul Quintana Lifetime Ban
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 17:12:16 in Sports
“He's not yelling, he's Captain Capslock. Even his hearing aid uses all caps.”
Jack Johnson Pardon: John McCain, Peter King Urge Obama To Take Action
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 17:10:11 in Sports
“This is two white pots trying to paint the kettle black.”
Jack Johnson Pardon: John McCain, Peter King Urge Obama To Take Action
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 17:07:15 in Sports
“McCain isn't satified with DeMint's Obama Waterloo, and is actively seeking a new one.”
Sarah Palin Vs. William Shatner On "Tonight Show" (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 12, 2009 at 10:50:32 in Comedy
“How that elephant got in Shatner's underwear, I'll never know.
Shatner was cool, Palin sounded like an infomercial presenter.”
Shatner was cool, Palin sounded like an infomercial presenter.”
GOP Worries That Terror Trials Will Provide Terrorists With "Megaphone"
Commented Dec 12, 2009 at 10:24:28 in Media
“That's why we don't put the teabaggers on trial. The last thing THOSE people need is a megaphone.”
The Jewish American Princess: Disney's Judgmental New Fairy Tale (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 11, 2009 at 16:10:40 in Comedy
“It's not Shrekky enough. It needs a green protagonist who turns into a prince and a princess that turns green with him for a while.
Also, extra points for throwing in a 40-something year old Bond Villain reference.
If only Dreamworks had thought to put a 60s-era Bond Villain in Shrek.”
Also, extra points for throwing in a 40-something year old Bond Villain reference.
If only Dreamworks had thought to put a 60s-era Bond Villain in Shrek.”
Big Booze Wines And Dines The Fourth Estate
Commented Dec 11, 2009 at 14:55:02 in Politics
“Hope they have enough booze left for the politicians they're lobbying, otherwise they'll need to give them much bigger bribes, er, contributions.”
"Cash For Caulkers": The Daily Show's Most Immature Montage Ever (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 11:55:38 in Comedy
“How appropriate to be able to cold-caulk just as the weather is getting wintry.”
Conan Mocks Dick Cheney's "Radical" Take On Obama (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 11:45:59 in Comedy
“This from the guy who waterboarded his wife before they got married to make sure he made an honest woman out of her.”
Treasury Touts Long-Available Derivatives Report As A Part Of Its 'New' Open Government Plan
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 11:19:55 in Business
“I'd rather have continuity than an incontinent annuity.
(Sorry, I just got back from my frontal lobotomy.)”
(Sorry, I just got back from my frontal lobotomy.)”
Jon Stewart Calls Out Gretchen Carlson For "Dumbing Herself Down" (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 10:24:28 in Comedy
“Thanks, Jon, for that moment of Zigeunerweisen.
I skipped Google and went right to (cash-strapped) Wikipedia.
Turns out that if it weren't for you, we would've been Kung Fu Hustled.”
I skipped Google and went right to (cash-strapped) Wikipedia.
Turns out that if it weren't for you, we would've been Kung Fu Hustled.”
Rush Limbaugh: 'The Black Frame Of Mind' Is 'Terrible' And 'Tiger Woods's Choice Of Females Is Not Helping' (AUDIO)
Commented Dec 09, 2009 at 15:13:45 in Media
“What do you expect from a guy who keeps "death panels" and death camps in the same corner of his mind?”
Russell Wiseman, Tennessee Mayor, Assails 'Muslim President' For Pre-Empting 'Peanuts'
Commented Dec 04, 2009 at 12:47:07 in Politics
“Thank heaven he had cable and didn't have to miss the Leni Riefenstahl film festival.”
Sarah Palin Goes 'Birther': Obama Birth Certificate 'A Fair Question' (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 04, 2009 at 12:39:24 in Politics
“"Rightfully" as in "full of the right."
As someone very familiar with legitimacy issues, it's true she's qualified to speak about them, though hardly to judge.
All this coming from someone who sees wolves below her helicopter as "fair game."”
As someone very familiar with legitimacy issues, it's true she's qualified to speak about them, though hardly to judge.
All this coming from someone who sees wolves below her helicopter as "fair game."”
Levin: There Would Be No Afghan Dilemma If Bush Had Caught Bin Laden
Commented Nov 29, 2009 at 23:33:39 in Politics
“Russia didn't seem to have much trouble in Afghanistan until the US got involved. Unless Russia or China takes the Taliban's side, I don't see the US having the same difficulties this time.”
Chipher replied on Nov 30, 2009 at 01:45:54
“...in fact the _S.oviets kicked a$$ in Southern AF, the main reason Pakistani ISI started the _m.adrassa hs to train the fleeing Tango 'freedom fighters' as cannon fodder and sent them back in again...”
Cea80 replied on Nov 30, 2009 at 00:08:06
“8 years of war with nothing to show for it. They may not be EXACTLY the same difficulties, but don't you consider our situation a difficulty nonetheless?”
White House Party Crashers Met President, May Face Criminal Charges (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 27, 2009 at 22:21:50 in Politics
“This administration already removed the worst threat to US security.. .
the previous administration.”
the previous administration.”
habajebe replied on Nov 27, 2009 at 22:34:49
“Well said. Fanned.”
NHGranite replied on Nov 27, 2009 at 22:26:14
“Thanks, Tags. How true”
White House Party Crashers Met President, May Face Criminal Charges (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 27, 2009 at 12:57:17 in Politics
“It wasn't really Michaele Salahi, it was an inflatable party doll.
The real Michaele Salahi was at home hiding in her attic.”
The real Michaele Salahi was at home hiding in her attic.”
Wang Zifei, 'Beauty In Black Beside Obama,' Becomes A Sensation In China, Speaks Out (PHOTOS)
Commented Nov 27, 2009 at 12:53:56 in World
“Auditioning for "Real Housewives of Beijing."”


