ThirdSection's Comments (1827)
McCain: Palin Visor Black-Out Makes Sense To Me
Commented Dec 20, 2009 at 22:07:01 in Politics
“Then she attempts to establish diplomatic relations with the Republic of Africastan. You got it!”
DrCardio replied on Dec 20, 2009 at 23:23:33
“She then assembles 80 high powered binoculars all over her property in Alaska aimed directly at Russia.”
Best Sarah Palin Spoof Yet: Ru Paul In "Going Vogue"
Commented Dec 20, 2009 at 22:05:09 in Books
“Yes, but after Tina Fey went on SNL to mock Palin, 30 Rock's ratings shot through the roof, and I'm speculating that Ru Paul's show, whatever it's called, just may get the same sort of bump.”
indywoman replied on Dec 20, 2009 at 22:55:49
“True, but that is due to Tina's amazing talent, and her dead on Palin impressions. And, this imitation by Ru Paul is genious. He is a genious at self promotion. Both of these talents have earned their "bump".
Art meerly imitates life, and when it does it well, its great.”
Art meerly imitates life, and when it does it well, its great.”
Best Sarah Palin Spoof Yet: Ru Paul In "Going Vogue"
Commented Dec 20, 2009 at 18:54:45 in Books
“Now I know what Sarah Palin is good for: giving entertainers an extra boost for their careers! First it was Tina Fey, and now Ru Paul.”
dizzypdx replied on Dec 20, 2009 at 22:19:52
“And it's her own fault.”
jessicadevyn replied on Dec 20, 2009 at 19:05:26
“Both Tina Fey and RuPaul have their own television shows without Sarah Palin. They have both been around long before Sarah Palin was on the scene and will be along long after.”
McCain: Palin Visor Black-Out Makes Sense To Me
Commented Dec 20, 2009 at 18:51:03 in Politics
“What brain?”
McCain: Palin Visor Black-Out Makes Sense To Me
Commented Dec 20, 2009 at 18:50:17 in Politics
“Sometime during an alternate 2010, where somehow McCain won in 2008, he has a heart attack. Upon hearing the news, Vice President Palin attempts to publicly show the proper emotions, but not too convincingly. Later that day, she is accidentally seen dancing a jig, which she attempts to attribute to Bristol bagging a wolf on her first helicopter hunt, but several responsible news anchors duly point out that wolves had been hunted to extinction back in 2009.”
DrCardio replied on Dec 20, 2009 at 19:30:04
“So she declares war on Canada!!! And deems fishing an Olympic sport!!”
McCain: Palin Visor Black-Out Makes Sense To Me
Commented Dec 20, 2009 at 18:43:23 in Politics
“The money's all probably going toward legal fees and the RNC isn't buying her wardrobe anymore.”
McCain: Palin Visor Black-Out Makes Sense To Me
Commented Dec 20, 2009 at 18:40:28 in Politics
“I bet'cha we could all send 'em to:
SarahPAC
P.O. Box 7711
Arlington, VA 22207
*wink*”
SarahPAC
P.O. Box 7711
Arlington, VA 22207
*wink*”
Tiger Woods DIVORCE? Wife Elin Nordegren To Leave, Report Says
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 22:07:06 in Sports
“Who the %&*# cares?”
Oral Roberts Dead: Televangelist Dies At 91
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 22:06:02 in Home
“Sure he was! He led the televangelists, his "Isrealites," to the promised land of fame and fortune and out of bondage under the "Pharoah" of common decency.”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 01:28:40 in Politics
“Homeschooled, right?”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 01:28:19 in Politics
“Because you should finish your glass of scotch first!”
Oral Roberts Dead: Televangelist Dies At 91
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:47:45 in Home
“So when we bail out banks, we're bailing out... God?”
iMissMollyIvins replied on Dec 16, 2009 at 01:33:34
“According to Lloyd Blankfein.”
Oral Roberts Dead: Televangelist Dies At 91
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:34:41 in Home
“I don't recall giving you the license to speak for me...”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:22:30 in Politics
“I would HOPE that's not typical of what they call wisdom in the South!”
Adartist777 replied on Dec 16, 2009 at 00:41:28
“I'm sure he made it all the way through the sixth grade!”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:21:33 in Politics
“What a strange, wonderful thing to have happen to regular folks...”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:20:48 in Politics
“Screwdrivers and bloodies.”
Adartist777 replied on Dec 16, 2009 at 00:25:43
“mmmm...Thi nk I'll make one of those now. Why wait until breakfast?”
Oral Roberts Dead: Televangelist Dies At 91
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:10:08 in Home
“They would open a Swiss bank account in His name, oh glory, glory!”
HGfromOmaha replied on Dec 16, 2009 at 12:55:45
“So, I have to confess... ..I busted a gut and shot my soda all over the desk when I read the "oh glory, glory" part...... .bwaaaaaaa aahahahaha hahahaha.. ....perfec t timing! Fanned!”
Obama Birther Joke Featured On North Dakota GOP Homepage
Commented Dec 15, 2009 at 11:31:57 in Politics
“The trick here is to laugh at them, not with them...”
Obamaville: Springs Tent Community Has Sign Tying President To Homelessness (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 15, 2009 at 11:25:54 in Denver
“Dubyaville?”
Obamaville: Springs Tent Community Has Sign Tying President To Homelessness (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 15, 2009 at 11:23:59 in Denver
“I used to live there too. I don't anymore. There's a reason for that.”
'I'm Losing My Home Basically For Being Fat' (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 15, 2009 at 10:38:11 in Business
“I thought it was Reagan/Bus h...”
'I'm Losing My Home Basically For Being Fat' (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 14, 2009 at 20:52:51 in Business
“I wonder if that "independent medical exam" that found his disability to be more due to his weight than his injury was conducted by an insurance doctor. If that was the case, then it would make sense to shift the blame from something they have to cover to a pre-existing condition.”
Artemis34 replied on Dec 14, 2009 at 21:48:20
“It was NWA's insurance doctor.”
The North Face files lawsuit against parody company South Butt
Commented Dec 14, 2009 at 20:29:08 in Denver
“Looks like someone's never heard of fair use and parody!”
Anatomy Of The Tea Party Movement
Commented Dec 13, 2009 at 03:58:56 in Politics
“I think we are a long way from a public discourse that isn't dominated by ad hominem attacks, but I think a good beginning would be to increase the emphasis on critical thinking in our public education system. Teach the kids to ask pointed questions and to demand meaningful answers.
Of course, for suggesting this, I'm sure to be labeled a left-wing overeducated elitist.”
Of course, for suggesting this, I'm sure to be labeled a left-wing overeducated elitist.”
humpfree replied on Dec 13, 2009 at 13:02:12
“I don't see the parallel.”
Anatomy Of The Tea Party Movement
Commented Dec 12, 2009 at 02:42:18 in Politics
“And how do you propose we engage those who are unwilling to be engaged?”


