ThirdSection's Comments (1648)
Tiger Woods DIVORCE? Wife Elin Nordegren To Leave, Report Says
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 22:07:06 in Sports
“Who the %&*# cares?”
Oral Roberts Dead: Televangelist Dies At 91
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 22:06:02 in Home
“Sure he was! He led the televangelists, his "Isrealites," to the promised land of fame and fortune and out of bondage under the "Pharoah" of common decency.”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 01:28:40 in Politics
“Homeschooled, right?”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 01:28:19 in Politics
“Because you should finish your glass of scotch first!”
Oral Roberts Dead: Televangelist Dies At 91
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:47:45 in Home
“So when we bail out banks, we're bailing out... God?”
iMissMollyIvins replied on Dec 16, 2009 at 01:33:34
“According to Lloyd Blankfein.”
Oral Roberts Dead: Televangelist Dies At 91
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:34:41 in Home
“I don't recall giving you the license to speak for me...”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:22:30 in Politics
“I would HOPE that's not typical of what they call wisdom in the South!”
Adartist777 replied on Dec 16, 2009 at 00:41:28
“I'm sure he made it all the way through the sixth grade!”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:21:33 in Politics
“What a strange, wonderful thing to have happen to regular folks...”
Harvey And Paula Darden, Unwitting Tourists, Attend White House Breakfast
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:20:48 in Politics
“Screwdrivers and bloodies.”
Adartist777 replied on Dec 16, 2009 at 00:25:43
“mmmm...Thi nk I'll make one of those now. Why wait until breakfast?”
Oral Roberts Dead: Televangelist Dies At 91
Commented Dec 16, 2009 at 00:10:08 in Home
“They would open a Swiss bank account in His name, oh glory, glory!”
HGfromOmaha replied on Dec 16, 2009 at 12:55:45
“So, I have to confess... ..I busted a gut and shot my soda all over the desk when I read the "oh glory, glory" part...... .bwaaaaaaa aahahahaha hahahaha.. ....perfec t timing! Fanned!”
Obama Birther Joke Featured On North Dakota GOP Homepage
Commented Dec 15, 2009 at 11:31:57 in Politics
“The trick here is to laugh at them, not with them...”
Obamaville: Springs Tent Community Has Sign Tying President To Homelessness (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 15, 2009 at 11:25:54 in Denver
“Dubyaville?”
Obamaville: Springs Tent Community Has Sign Tying President To Homelessness (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 15, 2009 at 11:23:59 in Denver
“I used to live there too. I don't anymore. There's a reason for that.”
'I'm Losing My Home Basically For Being Fat' (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 15, 2009 at 10:38:11 in Business
“I thought it was Reagan/Bus h...”
'I'm Losing My Home Basically For Being Fat' (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 14, 2009 at 20:52:51 in Business
“I wonder if that "independent medical exam" that found his disability to be more due to his weight than his injury was conducted by an insurance doctor. If that was the case, then it would make sense to shift the blame from something they have to cover to a pre-existing condition.”
Artemis34 replied on Dec 14, 2009 at 21:48:20
“It was NWA's insurance doctor.”
The North Face files lawsuit against parody company South Butt
Commented Dec 14, 2009 at 20:29:08 in Denver
“Looks like someone's never heard of fair use and parody!”
"Cash For Caulkers": The Daily Show's Most Immature Montage Ever (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 17:15:25 in Comedy
“I wonder if this new program can help me get my caulk hard real quickly in cold weather.”
"Cash For Caulkers": The Daily Show's Most Immature Montage Ever (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 13:48:47 in Comedy
“I just hope I can get some cheap caulk to fill in my cracks.”
ricmarc replied on Dec 11, 2009 at 19:30:33
“stop by the house. we have plenty. it is one of those things the bf always buys i, forgets he bought it and buys again months later. he does the same thing with duct tape and wd40.”
"Cash For Caulkers": The Daily Show's Most Immature Montage Ever (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 13:47:16 in Comedy
“It would have helped that administration a lot had someone caulked up George's hole...”
"Cash For Caulkers": The Daily Show's Most Immature Montage Ever (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 13:46:07 in Comedy
“Just wait until the tea baggers start holding up signs denouncing caulk. That ought to be hilarious!”
Jon Stewart Calls Out Gretchen Carlson For "Dumbing Herself Down" (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 10, 2009 at 13:43:08 in Comedy
“In Minnesota!”
Alan Grayson Tells Dick Cheney To 'STFU' (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 09, 2009 at 23:47:33 in Politics
“Got any links? I missed that one!
But yeah, great idea!”
But yeah, great idea!”
blueskybigstar replied on Dec 10, 2009 at 00:09:51
Alan Grayson Tells Dick Cheney To 'STFU' (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 09, 2009 at 23:45:53 in Politics
“I don't see what the big deal is, Grayson was merely stating the obvious!”
peterg76 replied on Dec 10, 2009 at 01:28:09
“Stating the obvious is a big (and rare) step for Democrats.”
fusillijerry replied on Dec 09, 2009 at 23:55:42
“This wouldn't be news if the Dems were all up in arms like they should be.”
Jon Stewart Calls Out Gretchen Carlson For "Dumbing Herself Down" (VIDEO)
Commented Dec 09, 2009 at 23:37:49 in Comedy
“Okay, what do Jesse Ventura, Michelle Bachmann, and Al Franken have in common?
HINT: There's only one answer...”
HINT: There's only one answer...”
johnr49 replied on Dec 10, 2009 at 02:43:24
“They were all elected to office?”
Nonpartay replied on Dec 10, 2009 at 01:30:00
“Well, Al Franken is actually a brilliant man who is doing a great job. He sure has all those Republicans' panties in a bunch over that amendment allowing a woman who is raped to get her day in a real court. 3/4 of the Republicans voted against it, and now they're blaming him for having his stinky old amendment and making them vote against it. Why, people are actually upset with them now. Imagine that! Gotta love it.”
Burris Threatens To Filibuster Health Care Without Public Option
Commented Dec 09, 2009 at 22:22:23 in Politics
“Yes, this is f%$@ing golden!”


