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Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:29:19 in Business
“I want one too!
And have you seen the teacup piglets?
The cutest things ever!”
And have you seen the teacup piglets?
The cutest things ever!”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:23:06 in Business
“PK-
My favorite Christmas card, sent by a friend.
It was one of those polaroids, a gorgeous family with a roaring fire and a christmas tree.
It said, Merry Christmas from the Smiths.
(I thought to myself, who are the Smiths? I don't know these people!)
I turned it over, and it said: My family was too busy to pose, but Merry Christmas anyway!”
My favorite Christmas card, sent by a friend.
It was one of those polaroids, a gorgeous family with a roaring fire and a christmas tree.
It said, Merry Christmas from the Smiths.
(I thought to myself, who are the Smiths? I don't know these people!)
I turned it over, and it said: My family was too busy to pose, but Merry Christmas anyway!”
peacekitten replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:25:17
“that's cute.”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:19:23 in Business
“A collapsing economy and massive debt.
All due to corruption and incompetence.
Dubai should really change their name to Dubya.”
All due to corruption and incompetence.
Dubai should really change their name to Dubya.”
Heavy replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:26:45
“I like it. Everything lame to be called dubya now
Hey...clean up that dubya....it stinks”
Hey...clean up that dubya....it stinks”
nolabels replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:23:09
“fanned”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:18:04 in Business
“a pen.is.”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:17:24 in Business
“Ya gotta love it.
Dear Bank,
I know we owe you $60B, but we ain't givin' it to ya.
You can wait for 6 months, or you can be the proud owner of a half-finished building in the desert.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Love,
Dubai.”
Dear Bank,
I know we owe you $60B, but we ain't givin' it to ya.
You can wait for 6 months, or you can be the proud owner of a half-finished building in the desert.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Love,
Dubai.”
asemaany replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:21:23
“:)”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:13:28 in Business
“A 'debt standstill'.
Great idea.
Too bad all those Americans who were tossed out of their homes didn't think of that.”
Great idea.
Too bad all those Americans who were tossed out of their homes didn't think of that.”
Heavy replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:16:06
“Oh they thought of it....but the banks didn't want to extend that sort of aid to families...
too many bonuses to pay”
too many bonuses to pay”
nolabels replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:14:18
“Morons”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:09:06 in Business
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They'll put her in a harem. Good idea!
Sarah probably is a hare-m.
I'm guessing most the year in Alaska, it's just too darn cold to wax!”
They'll put her in a harem. Good idea!
Sarah probably is a hare-m.
I'm guessing most the year in Alaska, it's just too darn cold to wax!”
KewlJoJo replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:13:07
“We'll never know until the book and Prophetess gig runs out and she ends up at Playboy.”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:06:44 in Business
“Stop already!
Enough is enough!
I simply cannot fight the War on Christmas AND worry about the corruption in Dubai!
I'm only one Turnip, y'know!”
Enough is enough!
I simply cannot fight the War on Christmas AND worry about the corruption in Dubai!
I'm only one Turnip, y'know!”
poco767c replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:11:55
“http://www.yoism.org/images/WarOnChristmas-Comic.jpg”
KewlJoJo replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:10:55
“The war on Xmas is over and Santa Klaus won.”
poco767c replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:09:36
“I think I will send out christmas cards with a picture of tanks rolling across a nativity scene.”
Heavy replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:09:23
“Rudolph is wearing kevlar”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 08:03:19 in Business
“I've changed my mind.
We shouldn't gift the Dubai royals with TokyoRush.
They couldn't afford to feed him.
We should let Sarah Palin explain her views on foreign policy instead.
I'm sure they could use a good laugh.”
We shouldn't gift the Dubai royals with TokyoRush.
They couldn't afford to feed him.
We should let Sarah Palin explain her views on foreign policy instead.
I'm sure they could use a good laugh.”
KewlJoJo replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:06:00
“They'll put her in a harem. Good idea!”
liberalrayne replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:04:46
“laugh? SP over there telling all those men the way it is? LYNCHING is more like it ; )”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 07:59:23 in Business
“I feel so badly for the Dubai royal family.
I think America should give them a gift.
Does anyone have enough ribbon to wrap around TokyoRush?”
I think America should give them a gift.
Does anyone have enough ribbon to wrap around TokyoRush?”
monicaangela replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:01:05
“Rvsh is losing so much weight since his party went into the t a n k, I believe the ribbon thing is becoming more and more a possibility...I just hope they get it done before Christmas...I'm sure the royal family would know what to do with a Christmas gift. 0 ;-)”
peacekitten replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:00:23
“not even christo could wrap that one.........”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 07:56:13 in Business
“So their entire economy is collapsing due to mismanagement and fraud.
Who knew the Dubai royal family were Republicans.”
Who knew the Dubai royal family were Republicans.”
Badfickle replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 07:58:30
“0% corporate tax rate. almost no regulations, no unions, lots of spending, add in a little torture and the headquarters of Haliburton. Yep that sounds like a republican administration.”
Dubai's Request For Debt 'Standstill' Shakes World Markets
Commented Nov 28, 2009 at 07:53:18 in Business
“It's only 60 billion.
Why doesn't Dubai ask the Bushie warprofiteers for a loan?
They pilfered far more than that from the American taxpayer.”
Why doesn't Dubai ask the Bushie warprofiteers for a loan?
They pilfered far more than that from the American taxpayer.”
Fred Hood replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:26:23
“billions are spent on the W@R (blink, blink) and no one knows where it went.......what a way to run a W#R..........END IT NOW STOP SACRIFICING OUR CHILDREN TO KEEP THE MONEY MACHINE RUNNING............”
Mogamboguru replied on Nov 28, 2009 at 08:00:37
“Dubai is the money-lundering machine oftheworld.
We are not talking decently earned profits, but black money, taken from illegal, untaxed profits here.
It's not so much, that Dubai is on the verge of bankruptcy - it's more, that the elites of the world have been s .c .r .e .w e. d of their i.l l.e g.a.l. loot.”
We are not talking decently earned profits, but black money, taken from illegal, untaxed profits here.
It's not so much, that Dubai is on the verge of bankruptcy - it's more, that the elites of the world have been s .c .r .e .w e. d of their i.l l.e g.a.l. loot.”
Palin Tricked By Comedian Again, Says Canada Should Drop Public Health Care (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 26, 2009 at 19:52:53 in Politics
“I try to always see a glass as half-full.
For example, I believe it's a blessing she's not smart enough to understand what people really think of her.”
For example, I believe it's a blessing she's not smart enough to understand what people really think of her.”
SassySafrine replied on Nov 26, 2009 at 19:57:06
“I think so too. Mostly I feel sorry for her and her kids who probably are smart enough to understand.”
elfish replied on Nov 26, 2009 at 19:54:12
“A blessing for her maybe, but not for us.
She's like the person at the party that won't shut up because they can't read the social clues.”
She's like the person at the party that won't shut up because they can't read the social clues.”
Palin Tricked By Comedian Again, Says Canada Should Drop Public Health Care (VIDEO)
Commented Nov 26, 2009 at 19:41:10 in Politics
“'Conservatives' are holding a 'National Teabagger Conference' in Tennessee .
Palin and Bachmann are to speak.
I am so not making this up!
When I read this I laughed so hard I wet myself a little.”
Palin and Bachmann are to speak.
I am so not making this up!
When I read this I laughed so hard I wet myself a little.”
CR46 replied on Nov 26, 2009 at 19:47:12
“Lazy Eyes and Crazy Eyes”
Home For Holidays: Too Expensive To Travel
Commented Nov 26, 2009 at 08:04:51 in Home
“It's odd.
Why is it the same people who lament the 'war on christmas' are always the same ones making war on sanity?”
Why is it the same people who lament the 'war on christmas' are always the same ones making war on sanity?”
instagladiator replied on Nov 26, 2009 at 08:10:27
“No child left behind?”
Home For Holidays: Too Expensive To Travel
Commented Nov 26, 2009 at 08:01:54 in Home
“You have to treat them the way Republicans treat underage pages.
Prickit.”
Prickit.”
abby4ever replied on Nov 26, 2009 at 08:10:52
“LOL”
abby4ever replied on Nov 26, 2009 at 08:07:50
“I was in a hurry when I did the pri.cking thing, I must have missed that one.”
NickGranite replied on Nov 26, 2009 at 08:05:29
“Frank's not a republican.”
Home For Holidays: Too Expensive To Travel
Commented Nov 26, 2009 at 08:00:01 in Home
“Since the election of Obama, Republicans have become more honest.
Now they no longer even pretend to have a pro-American agenda.”
Now they no longer even pretend to have a pro-American agenda.”
NickGranite replied on Nov 26, 2009 at 08:06:36
“That's not true, let me be the first to congratulate the president on his first year achievement.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/11/24/obama-shatters-spending-record-year-presidents/”
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/11/24/obama-shatters-spending-record-year-presidents/”
How Tom Daschle Lobbies In Secret: Influence Laundering
Commented Nov 25, 2009 at 17:04:06 in Business
“Have a great holiday, folks.
And remember....
Save a Turnip.
Mash a Republican.”
And remember....
Save a Turnip.
Mash a Republican.”
Weirdwriter replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:09:24
“TTFN.”
Zaphod Beeblebrox replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:07:41
“Hahahahaha!
You also have a great holiday turnip!”
You also have a great holiday turnip!”
biglimes replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:06:56
“Have a happy and safe one!”
Chernynkaya replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:06:13
“You got it.”
rick91 replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:05:49
“They're about as attractive as a turnip...not quite.”
austin4 replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:05:47
“LOL..................same to you................................ROFLMAO...............LOL”
iskra replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:05:39
“And to you too.”
ladynaga replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:05:21
“You too”
How Tom Daschle Lobbies In Secret: Influence Laundering
Commented Nov 25, 2009 at 17:01:19 in Business
“This is the first time I am cooking thanksgiving dinner.
Any advice about how to stuff a Republican?
I should say, any advice about how to RE-stuff a Republican?
What they're already full of has no place at the dinner table!”
Any advice about how to stuff a Republican?
I should say, any advice about how to RE-stuff a Republican?
What they're already full of has no place at the dinner table!”
imusintheevening replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:09:22
“no need, they are already full of sh/t!”
Weirdwriter replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:06:25
“Start 'em off with a big glass of prune juice and their own bathroom for awhile.
Then forbid discussion of politics at the dinner table. They'll be so empty they may swallow anything.”
Then forbid discussion of politics at the dinner table. They'll be so empty they may swallow anything.”
Chernynkaya replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:05:23
“Personally, I'd do what Palin did with turkeys last Thanksgiving.”
How Tom Daschle Lobbies In Secret: Influence Laundering
Commented Nov 25, 2009 at 16:56:38 in Business
“So Palin sold 750,000 copies of her book.
I'm impressed.
Republicans must be using them as wrapping paper since there aren't 750,000 literate Republicans in the entire country.
In fact, there are barely 750,000 Republican left in total.”
I'm impressed.
Republicans must be using them as wrapping paper since there aren't 750,000 literate Republicans in the entire country.
In fact, there are barely 750,000 Republican left in total.”
imusintheevening replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:16:56
“didn't they make 'em buy two copies to attend the signing?”
Weirdwriter replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:03:05
“The Scientologists used to mandate members to buy up Hubbard's sci-fic hackery to put 'em on the bestseller list.”
gmailliw replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 17:00:11
“They released the coloring book version.”
D-V-H replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 16:58:30
“At $5 a book that's only $3.5 million. Palin got $5 mill.
Somebody's gonna come up verrrrrrrry short.”
Somebody's gonna come up verrrrrrrry short.”
How Tom Daschle Lobbies In Secret: Influence Laundering
Commented Nov 25, 2009 at 16:52:09 in Business
“Oh, Tom.
If only you had forced your parents to pay bribes to your mistress, Republicans would have made sure you were still in Congress today.”
If only you had forced your parents to pay bribes to your mistress, Republicans would have made sure you were still in Congress today.”
Bitsko replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 16:56:54
“Clever, Turnip!”
dct1999 replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 16:56:25
“exactly”
ladynaga replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 16:54:41
“Funny”
austin4 replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 16:53:59
“LOL........amazing ain't it?”
JamesR. replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 16:53:31
“hehe”
mrsmdressup replied on Nov 25, 2009 at 16:52:35
“Ha!”
Wall Street Journal Supports Break-Up Of Big Banks
Commented Nov 23, 2009 at 18:53:54 in Business
“But Republicans HAVE kept themselves pure.
I haven't met one yet who has been tainted by a shred of decency.”
I haven't met one yet who has been tainted by a shred of decency.”
neocon666 replied on Nov 23, 2009 at 18:56:51
“They have powers and abilities far beyond those of moral men.”
Chernynkaya replied on Nov 23, 2009 at 18:56:24
“Have I fanned you lately?”
Wall Street Journal Supports Break-Up Of Big Banks
Commented Nov 23, 2009 at 18:50:04 in Business
“This Thanksgiving, save a Turnip.
Mash Republicans instead.”
Mash Republicans instead.”
CostaMesaJoe replied on Nov 23, 2009 at 18:52:02
“I've got a big enough mortar and pestle.....”
Wall Street Journal Supports Break-Up Of Big Banks
Commented Nov 23, 2009 at 18:33:53 in Business
“Someone needs to light a fire under Republicans.
It heats a village.”
It heats a village.”
Sealed With A Kiss: Dems Unite To Beat GOP Filibuster
Commented Nov 22, 2009 at 07:39:41 in Politics
“Gosh, this must make Republicans even more miserable.
:)”
:)”
sockman replied on Nov 22, 2009 at 07:41:24
“Is misery a pre existing condition?”
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