“We spend so much of our time being serious, checking our pulse, looking for something to eat, so that we have changed the natural rhythm of our lives. Comedy is taking that twisted and mangled voice and straightening it, it becomes the portal into the way things use to be when reached up and there was food and we lived to be four hundred. When we laugh we release this rich and repressed past.”
cotter on Jun 14, 2012 at 10:37:08
“Hey me! Stop drinking strong coffee... and clip those toenails.Dang!”
“I am surprised people are not committing suicide in the walmart bathrooms, go buy a pair of sweat pants from walmart and tell me if you are not ready to pull down 1000lbs of dog food on top of yourself.”
Christina Coad on Jun 10, 2012 at 12:17:09
“Interesting suicide method, pulling pounds of dog food on yourself.
This made me laugh :)”
“I would like to take Bill Maher hunting, get a little sun on our face some fresh air it might do us both some good, or fishing I know a spot that's quiet, relaxing, toss back a couple of brew ha-ha's you know if your not to busy saving the planet, come on superman it will be fun.”
Elle Shepard on May 21, 2012 at 10:40:23
“Bill would take you up on it if you put it that way...”
Cage me on May 21, 2012 at 10:31:55
“I don't think it was smart enough to open a bottle of beer or fish”
Princemartin on May 21, 2012 at 10:28:11
“Hey, we can see that Dick Cheney accident thing happening.... We won't fall for that Banana in the tail pipe routine. Nice try.”
edgermanJ on May 21, 2012 at 10:21:06
“I don't know if Bill Maher is even gay, so that little private adventure with you might not be his kinda thing. But who knows, you might flatter him with the invitation.”
“If I'm 100 % innocent I can not see myself taking a deal because it's to good to turn down, people don't think or act that way.”
Kriol Kidd on May 20, 2012 at 14:54:57
“Not true, this happens all the time.
I'm not defending this guy because I'm sure he did it, but our prisons and jails are filled with minorities and the poor in general who couldn't afford attorneys and their court appointed public defenders almost always convince them to simply accept any plea they are given.
When you are poor, no nothing of the law, or have mental problems, people who you think you can trust can easily take advantage of you.”
jammer4306 on May 20, 2012 at 14:30:41
“Agreed, however it gets the prosecutor a win and the defense a win, by getting a conviction and one not as bad, while the accused, if innocent, gets some jail time.”