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Ricky Gervais' 'Dear Religion' Tweet Contrasts Stratos Jump With Taliban Shooting (PHOTO)

Ricky Gervais' 'Dear Religion' Tweet Contrasts Stratos Jump With Taliban Shooting (PHOTO)

Commented Dec 18, 2012 at 14:45:54 in Comedy

“Dear Science,
I am responsible for the metal not the meddle, as for your man from space ask him about the hand of God.
Yours, Me”
Thai Noodle House Restaurant In Hot Water After Racist Sandy Hook Shooting Comments

Thai Noodle House Restaurant In Hot Water After Racist Sandy Hook Shooting Comments

Commented Dec 18, 2012 at 14:02:48 in Small Business

“I'll take Thai noodles tossed in Nimibutr, to go please. Th+#k you.”
Alicia Binford, Shelly Lewis Arrested For Baring Breasts On Golf Course, Illinois Cops Say

Alicia Binford, Shelly Lewis Arrested For Baring Breasts On Golf Course, Illinois Cops Say

Commented Jun 14, 2012 at 11:11:30 in Weird News

“The fella's and I are playing lawn darts this weekend and the grass is a little high we could use a couple of ladies to point out the rings, there is a high fence semi-private should be fun.”
Crossing The Line: Susie Essman On The Nature Of Comedy & The Shocking Truth About Sexism

Crossing The Line: Susie Essman On The Nature Of Comedy & The Shocking Truth About Sexism

Commented Jun 14, 2012 at 10:37:08 in Comedy

“Hey me! Stop drinking strong coffee... and clip those toenails.Dang!”
Crossing The Line: Susie Essman On The Nature Of Comedy & The Shocking Truth About Sexism

Crossing The Line: Susie Essman On The Nature Of Comedy & The Shocking Truth About Sexism

Commented Jun 13, 2012 at 09:34:05 in Comedy

“We spend so much of our time being serious, checking our pulse, looking for something to eat, so that we have changed the natural rhythm of our lives. Comedy is taking that twisted and mangled voice and straightening it, it becomes the portal into the way things use to be when reached up and there was food and we lived to be four hundred. When we laugh we release this rich and repressed past.”

cotter on Jun 14, 2012 at 10:37:08

“Hey me! Stop drinking strong coffee... and clip those toenails.Dang!”
Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia

Police: Thief Stole 400K Toothpicks In Georgia

Commented Jun 12, 2012 at 08:33:15 in Weird News

“With those toothpicks and my 400000 mints my Chinese/Irish buffet is about to be a reality. The Green Dragon is back.”
Walmart Meth: Woman Caught Shoplifting Cooks Meth In Holding Room, Cops Say

Walmart Meth: Woman Caught Shoplifting Cooks Meth In Holding Room, Cops Say

Commented Jun 10, 2012 at 09:58:52 in Crime

“I am surprised people are not committing suicide in the walmart bathrooms, go buy a pair of sweat pants from walmart and tell me if you are not ready to pull down 1000lbs of dog food on top of yourself.”

Christina Coad on Jun 10, 2012 at 12:17:09

“Interesting suicide method, pulling pounds of dog food on yourself.
This made me laugh :)”
Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say

Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say

Commented Jun 1, 2012 at 11:40:49 in Crime

“Joppatowne? Kinyua? Kujoe? Maryland?”

MarkRB on Jun 1, 2012 at 12:32:45

“I was thinking the exact same thing!! I had to scroll back up to the headline to make sure I had read it right.”

Jamie Kowalski on Jun 1, 2012 at 12:08:49

“Point?”

levenin on Jun 1, 2012 at 12:05:58

“Tripp? Track? Trig? Alaska?”
New Surveillance Video: Rudy Eugene's Naked Face-Eating Attack Lasted 18 Minutes (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

New Surveillance Video: Rudy Eugene's Naked Face-Eating Attack Lasted 18 Minutes (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

Commented May 31, 2012 at 10:23:58 in Miami

“Having the main course then the salad, very European.”
Beto O'Rourke, Marijuana Legalization Supporter, Beats Rep. Silvestre Reyes (UPDATE)

Beto O'Rourke, Marijuana Legalization Supporter, Beats Rep. Silvestre Reyes (UPDATE)

Commented May 30, 2012 at 13:28:31 in Politics

“Now if he will just support gay marriage he will be King or Queen depending on preference. I smoke but take a stand on a real issue.”
'Planet X?' Odd Orbits In Solar System May Mean Unseen Object, Astronomer Conjectures

'Planet X?' Odd Orbits In Solar System May Mean Unseen Object, Astronomer Conjectures

Commented May 23, 2012 at 08:47:43 in Science

“I went to planet X
she has a peculiar orbit
I went to planet V
and was struck by her enormous gravity.”

Peace-riding on May 23, 2012 at 15:46:41

“She came from planet claire
I know she came from there
She drove a Plymouth satellite
Faster than the speed of light”
John Mayer Gets A Hologram Named Tron Mayer (VIDEO)

John Mayer Gets A Hologram Named Tron Mayer (VIDEO)

Commented May 23, 2012 at 08:36:50 in Comedy

“My hologram gets laid more than I do it's frustrating but I'm going to try to just work harder.”
Facebook Stock Collapse Contributes To Mistrust Of Wall Street

Facebook Stock Collapse Contributes To Mistrust Of Wall Street

Commented May 23, 2012 at 08:24:05 in Business

“Update 3: My best friend just dropped me and I can't work the photo thing for some reason. Everything is going Wrong!”
Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Commented May 21, 2012 at 11:04:11 in Comedy

“It would be my pleasure.”
Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Commented May 21, 2012 at 11:02:41 in Comedy

“First a few beers and then I will show you how to open a fish.”

Cage me on May 21, 2012 at 11:54:57

“Cool”
Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Commented May 21, 2012 at 10:59:37 in Comedy

“Accident smaccident, this edgermanJ guy thought it was a gay thing , typical, I'll be careful, no banana.”
Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Commented May 21, 2012 at 10:55:20 in Comedy

“I don't know either, but this is not a gay thing , in fact you are invited as well plenty of ammo for the three of us. Beer too.”
Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Commented May 21, 2012 at 09:40:19 in Comedy

“Relax Peggy, you might be a little to old for Bill.”

laserbabe on May 21, 2012 at 19:09:08

“nasty. aren't you proud?”
Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School

Commented May 21, 2012 at 09:38:39 in Comedy

“I would like to take Bill Maher hunting, get a little sun on our face some fresh air it might do us both some good, or fishing I know a spot that's quiet, relaxing, toss back a couple of brew ha-ha's you know if your not to busy saving the planet, come on superman it will be fun.”

Elle Shepard on May 21, 2012 at 10:40:23

“Bill would take you up on it if you put it that way...”

Cage me on May 21, 2012 at 10:31:55

“I don't think it was smart enough to open a bottle of beer or fish”

Princemartin on May 21, 2012 at 10:28:11

“Hey, we can see that Dick Cheney accident thing happening.... We won't fall for that Banana in the tail pipe routine. Nice try.”

edgermanJ on May 21, 2012 at 10:21:06

“I don't know if Bill Maher is even gay, so that little private adventure with you might not be his kinda thing. But who knows, you might flatter him with the invitation.”
Have You Had A Relationship End Because Of Too Much Debt?

Have You Had A Relationship End Because Of Too Much Debt?

Commented May 20, 2012 at 21:02:24 in Money

“Yes, Johnny Debt has ruined many a relationship i refuse to go to one of his movies.”
Chicago Bakery Employees, Left Out Of Winning Lottery Pool, Sue Coworkers

Chicago Bakery Employees, Left Out Of Winning Lottery Pool, Sue Coworkers

Commented May 20, 2012 at 20:58:24 in Money

“I don't know if they are not changing the oil or using cheaper ingredients but the donuts are not the same, these office pools are killing my mornings.”
Christopher Scott Wilson Faces Murder Charge In Killing Of Beauty School Classmate Mackenzie Cowell

Christopher Scott Wilson Faces Murder Charge In Killing Of Beauty School Classmate Mackenzie Cowell

Commented May 20, 2012 at 14:13:25 in Crime

“If I'm 100 % innocent I can not see myself taking a deal because it's to good to turn down, people don't think or act that way.”

Kriol Kidd on May 20, 2012 at 14:54:57

“Not true, this happens all the time.

I'm not defending this guy because I'm sure he did it, but our prisons and jails are filled with minorities and the poor in general who couldn't afford attorneys and their court appointed public defenders almost always convince them to simply accept any plea they are given.

When you are poor, no nothing of the law, or have mental problems, people who you think you can trust can easily take advantage of you.”

jammer4306 on May 20, 2012 at 14:30:41

“Agreed, however it gets the prosecutor a win and the defense a win, by getting a conviction and one not as bad, while the accused, if innocent, gets some jail time.”
Marvin Washington Jr, McDonald's Worker Accused Of Spitting In Drinks, Has Charges Dropped

Marvin Washington Jr, McDonald's Worker Accused Of Spitting In Drinks, Has Charges Dropped

Commented May 19, 2012 at 19:30:55 in Weird News

“Nothing wrong with green tea.”

Bowlrbabe on May 31, 2012 at 18:46:40

“Nothing is wrong with Sweet Tea from McDonalds either, just as the judge who dropped the charges and dismissed the case due to lack of ANY evidence.”
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