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Moving Furniture Results In Almost NSFW

Moving Furniture Results In Almost NSFW "Couch Porn" (PHOTO)

Commented Jan 17, 2013 at 18:00:33 in HuffPost Home

“I keep staring at this picture longingly and dreaming about the remote control lost in there somewhere.”
Robert Gleason Execution: Virginia Death Row Convict Says 'Kiss My Ass' To Authorities

Robert Gleason Execution: Virginia Death Row Convict Says 'Kiss My Ass' To Authorities

Commented Jan 17, 2013 at 17:18:07 in Crime

“Capital punishment that gives a murderer what he wants is not punishment at all. It's appeasement.”

ZombieAttacker on Jan 17, 2013 at 17:56:02

“Sometimes these things work out to a win win situation where everybody gets what they want.”

KDMac on Jan 17, 2013 at 17:46:43

“And it didn't just appease him, it appeased everyone.”
UFOs On The Moon: Scientists, Astronauts And YouTube Users Report Strange Sightings (VIDEO)

UFOs On The Moon: Scientists, Astronauts And YouTube Users Report Strange Sightings (VIDEO)

Commented Jan 17, 2013 at 12:45:55 in Weird News

“Live and let live, I say. Let the aliens do their thing in peace...unless, of course, they start taking our Cheetos. Then Jenny bar the door!”

AKansasComment on Jan 17, 2013 at 12:58:16

“They're already behind the conspiracy to kill Twinkies.”

Soilguy on Jan 17, 2013 at 12:54:38

“Remain calm. We've come to serve man.”
KUBoobs Inspires Fan Selfie #Boobment At Colleges Across The Country

KUBoobs Inspires Fan Selfie #Boobment At Colleges Across The Country

Commented Jan 17, 2013 at 12:16:48 in College

“This is putting a lot of pressure on the KU mascot.”

talking point squasher on Jan 17, 2013 at 12:21:11

“Kinda reminds me of the NKOTB tattoo on Andy Samberg's back in That's My Boy.”
Arielle And Shawnee McPhail, Lesbian Couple, Handed Anti-Gay Letter From Restaurant Owner

Arielle And Shawnee McPhail, Lesbian Couple, Handed Anti-Gay Letter From Restaurant Owner

Commented Jan 11, 2013 at 16:37:07 in Gay Voices

“According to the WCTI article, the restaurant owner wrote and gave the letter out of love. I don't know what I find more tragic -- the fact that he is so narrow-minded or the fact he is so confused about love.”

YupIndeed on Jan 11, 2013 at 17:55:36

“The guy has no critical thinking skills, that's for sure.”

BeninOakland on Jan 11, 2013 at 17:05:26

“Peopel go out of their way to make your life difficult, if not miserable, and then they explain that they're doing it out of love.

Wotinell kinda excuse is that?”

JLarr1 on Jan 11, 2013 at 16:59:45

“or confused about what Christ really taught which leads to him being narrow-minded and with a distorted view of love?”
Australian Dust Storm Photos Suggest Fearsome 'Red Wave' Off Continent's Western Coast (UPDATE)

Australian Dust Storm Photos Suggest Fearsome 'Red Wave' Off Continent's Western Coast (UPDATE)

Commented Jan 11, 2013 at 15:03:13 in Green

“I shouldn't have skipped lunch. I can't stop wondering if the storm is cherry-flavored or strawberry-flavored.”
Kate Middleton Portrait Unveiled... And It's Awkward (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

Kate Middleton Portrait Unveiled... And It's Awkward (PHOTOS, VIDEO)

Commented Jan 11, 2013 at 09:55:11 in Style

“I'm going to go against the flow and admit that I think it's great. To me, the portrait exudes a classic confidence and mischievous intimacy I find very engaging. That's the cool think about art. Even a dope like me can like it when everyone else hates it.”
Jennifer Aniston Leather: Star Dons Weird Bondage Dress At The 2013 People's Choice Awards

Jennifer Aniston Leather: Star Dons Weird Bondage Dress At The 2013 People's Choice Awards

Commented Jan 11, 2013 at 09:37:27 in Canada Style

“Okay, I'll admit it. She wore the dress as a favor to me.”
Melissa Nelson, Dental Assistant Fired For Being Attractive, Disputes Court Ruling That Sided With Boss (VIDEO)

Melissa Nelson, Dental Assistant Fired For Being Attractive, Disputes Court Ruling That Sided With Boss (VIDEO)

Commented Jan 10, 2013 at 18:05:31 in Business

“If she was going to be cleaning MY teeth, I would definitely eat a bunch of Oreo cookies before my appointment.”
Donald Trump Might Sue Bill Maher If He Doesn't Pay $5 Million Over 'Tonight Show' Remarks (VIDEO)

Donald Trump Might Sue Bill Maher If He Doesn't Pay $5 Million Over 'Tonight Show' Remarks (VIDEO)

Commented Jan 10, 2013 at 17:34:59 in Comedy

“Trump was pretty quick to respond to Maher's challenge. Almost like he has something to hide. Like being half orangutan maybe?!!”
Tina Fey: NBC's Broad Comedy Plan Is Wrong

Tina Fey: NBC's Broad Comedy Plan Is Wrong

Commented Jan 10, 2013 at 17:08:01 in TV

“Okay, I won't trust Amy Poehler either.”
Tina Fey: NBC's Broad Comedy Plan Is Wrong

Tina Fey: NBC's Broad Comedy Plan Is Wrong

Commented Jan 10, 2013 at 16:37:05 in TV

“Tina Fey is smart, funny, and pretty. Obviously, she can't be trusted.”

Adamantoise on Jan 10, 2013 at 16:56:32

“I don't find here anywhere as funny as Amy Poehler to be honest. I honestly don't find her funny at all.”
Tactical Response CEO Threatens To 'Start Killing People' Over Possible Obama Gun Measure (VIDEO)

Tactical Response CEO Threatens To 'Start Killing People' Over Possible Obama Gun Measure (VIDEO)

Commented Jan 10, 2013 at 14:12:40 in Business

“He has a point. But wearing a hat should help make it less noticeable.”
'Buckwild' Is What Happens When People Stop Being Polite And Start Producing Poverty Voyeurism

'Buckwild' Is What Happens When People Stop Being Polite And Start Producing Poverty Voyeurism

Commented Jan 10, 2013 at 12:57:05 in Politics

“The popularity of "reality" TV is a measure of societal degradation. It doesn't matter what the show is about as long as there are arguments, bad decisions, and treachery. I woudn't be surprised if someday a show airs that just has a bunch of people sitting in a giant outhouse defecating and yelling at each other.”

I Brain You on Jan 10, 2013 at 13:18:10

“Exactly. People wouldn't want to sit and watch them make "good" decisions, because that's boring.”

heymack on Jan 10, 2013 at 13:05:52

“That sounds like C-Span these days.”
Russia Zorb Death: Denis Burakov Killed In Caucasus Mountains Ride (VIDEO)

Russia Zorb Death: Denis Burakov Killed In Caucasus Mountains Ride (VIDEO)

Commented Jan 10, 2013 at 11:37:53 in World

“I bet millions of hamsters are freaking out right about now.”
Giant Squid VIDEO: Deep-Sea 'Monster' Filmed By Team In Japan (PHOTOS)

Giant Squid VIDEO: Deep-Sea 'Monster' Filmed By Team In Japan (PHOTOS)

Commented Jan 9, 2013 at 09:45:30 in Science

“Though I'll admit it's not one of my best, don't confuse a lack of intelligence on my part with a lack of appreciation of a "Chuck Norris is so tough..." joke on yours.”

EC001 on Jan 9, 2013 at 13:54:20

“Sorry, I can't get past his extreme right wing politics.”
Giant Squid VIDEO: Deep-Sea 'Monster' Filmed By Team In Japan (PHOTOS)

Giant Squid VIDEO: Deep-Sea 'Monster' Filmed By Team In Japan (PHOTOS)

Commented Jan 8, 2013 at 11:33:49 in Science

“Perhaps this wasn't the right time for a Chuck Norris joke.”

LALC on Jan 8, 2013 at 12:08:52

“Well, actually it is funny. Maybe Norris could enlist the Expendables! LOL!”
Giant Squid VIDEO: Deep-Sea 'Monster' Filmed By Team In Japan (PHOTOS)

Giant Squid VIDEO: Deep-Sea 'Monster' Filmed By Team In Japan (PHOTOS)

Commented Jan 8, 2013 at 11:14:08 in Science

“Nothing can avoid Chuck Norris!”

EC001 on Jan 8, 2013 at 21:21:45

“Not even an intelligent thought.”

DINGCHIROPTERA on Jan 8, 2013 at 11:16:50

“I think he may want to avoid this creature lol”
Giant Squid VIDEO: Deep-Sea 'Monster' Filmed By Team In Japan (PHOTOS)

Giant Squid VIDEO: Deep-Sea 'Monster' Filmed By Team In Japan (PHOTOS)

Commented Jan 8, 2013 at 10:30:08 in Science

“I don't know why a Giant Squid is so hard to photograph. Why don't we just ask Chuck Norris to take a picture of his? I'm pretty sure he has one in his aquarium at home.”

LALC on Jan 8, 2013 at 11:20:04

“Not only do they live in extreme depths in the ocean, it's also pitch black. So, the little subs's headlights are probably like walking thru the deepest, darkest forest in the middle of the night using a candle to light the way. These squid are also found thruout the world, not very specific locations like many other ocean creatures. There's not a lot known about them. Really wish they wouldn't be called monsters.”

Kevin Atlanta on Jan 8, 2013 at 11:11:31

“That was a Wall Street executive and it's a different species of Vampire Squid, one that feeds on Main Street.”

DINGCHIROPTERA on Jan 8, 2013 at 11:04:57

“they usually spend so much time in the deep-and only if you have a submersible will you catch a glimpse of it. One has been caught on camera before-well just its tentacles. They have maybe found the breeding site, they have even found babies of the species. These are very intelligent creatures, who are more than capable of avoiding us.”
King Louis XVI's Blood Found In Decorative Squash Centuries After Beheading, DNA Study Shows

King Louis XVI's Blood Found In Decorative Squash Centuries After Beheading, DNA Study Shows

Commented Jan 4, 2013 at 10:26:37 in Science

“And I thought decorative gourds were just a tacky autumn tradition...

Possibly containing monarch blood makes them cool again.”

kgb999 on Jan 4, 2013 at 11:06:51

“Don't fool yourself. Gourds are still uncool.”
Aubrey Ireland, College Student, Wins Restraining Order Against Helicopter Parents

Aubrey Ireland, College Student, Wins Restraining Order Against Helicopter Parents

Commented Dec 28, 2012 at 11:54:05 in College

“Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA).”
LA Brunch: Hangovers Require A Whole New Kind Of List (PHOTOS)

LA Brunch: Hangovers Require A Whole New Kind Of List (PHOTOS)

Commented Dec 21, 2012 at 22:36:41 in Los Angeles

“Forget the drinkers and their hangovers, I bet the pot smokers thought this slide show was better than porn.”

TheyCallMeLtKelso on Dec 22, 2012 at 01:29:17

“What do you think keeps the Waffle House in business?”
David Beckham's Christmas Present For Victoria Beckham

David Beckham's Christmas Present For Victoria Beckham

Commented Dec 21, 2012 at 21:29:44 in Weddings

“I bet the other Spice Girls would tell him that Victoria really, really wants the pajamas. In fact, she would really, really like pajamas from Goodwill instead.”
Kyle Cummings, Australian 3-Year-Old Boy, Escapes Uninjured After Egg Collection Hatches Into Snakes

Kyle Cummings, Australian 3-Year-Old Boy, Escapes Uninjured After Egg Collection Hatches Into Snakes

Commented Dec 21, 2012 at 21:04:08 in Green

“That's like a ton!”

MSROADKILL612 on Dec 21, 2012 at 21:53:03

“Totally”

MaybeMilo on Dec 21, 2012 at 21:06:13

“Well...two-thirds of a ton, anyway.”
Kyle Cummings, Australian 3-Year-Old Boy, Escapes Uninjured After Egg Collection Hatches Into Snakes

Kyle Cummings, Australian 3-Year-Old Boy, Escapes Uninjured After Egg Collection Hatches Into Snakes

Commented Dec 21, 2012 at 20:58:28 in Green

“"Australia averages around three fatal snake bites a year, and eastern browns are responsible for the majority of them"

Um...the majority of three is...um..TWO?

I guess "majority" of fatalities sounds scarier than just saying "two". Curse you, Eastern Brown snakes!”

Jarhead Vet on Dec 21, 2012 at 21:00:05

“Not only is it the majority... It's a full two thirds even!!!”
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