“Lighten up, man. This is how human beings communicate in the 21st century. Sure, social media is impersonal and, at times, annoying, but right now it's the straw that stirs the drinks of conversation. Until we stop fearing each other and re-learn how to talk face-to-face again, this will just have to do. You might want to invest in a coat of thicker skin.
And by the way, if you think reading about someone's accomplishments or personal objects of pride is "jealousy inducing," you're the one with the problem.”