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Gluten-Free People Actually Have No Idea What Gluten Is

Gluten-Free People Actually Have No Idea What Gluten Is

Commented May 9, 2014 at 16:39:58 in Comedy

“I recently discovered that I have a wheat allergy too. I used to belch all the time, and would often get an overwhelming nausea after eating bread. I stopped eating wheat in February, haven't changed anything else, and I have lost 20 pounds. I hardly belch anymore, and haven't felt nauseous since I quit.”
The Next Frontier In The War Over Science

The Next Frontier In The War Over Science

Commented May 6, 2014 at 16:19:26 in Politics

“It looks like they are cutting geology too. Looks like Jindal's getting his wishes to gut "volcano monitoring".”
Paul Simon And Edie Brickell Arrested For Disorderly Conduct (UPDATED)

Paul Simon And Edie Brickell Arrested For Disorderly Conduct (UPDATED)

Commented Apr 28, 2014 at 15:52:12 in Celebrity

“The sound.... of violence.”
Cliven Bundy: Are Black People 'Better Off As Slaves' Than 'Under Government Subsidy?'

Cliven Bundy: Are Black People 'Better Off As Slaves' Than 'Under Government Subsidy?'

Commented Apr 24, 2014 at 18:41:25 in Politics

“The government spends 50% more on corporate subsidies than welfare, but I'm willing to bet that's just hunky dory with you.”
Saudi Arabia's Kingdom Tower Will Stand One Kilometer High

Saudi Arabia's Kingdom Tower Will Stand One Kilometer High

Commented Apr 21, 2014 at 16:28:38 in World

“Why do you think they put a diving board near the top?”
Porn Star Coco Velvett Watches Her Sex Scenes For The Very First Time (VIDEO)

Porn Star Coco Velvett Watches Her Sex Scenes For The Very First Time (VIDEO)

Commented Apr 14, 2014 at 15:53:25 in Weird News

“Cockwork Orgy sounds more like it.”
Former Teacher Kelly Burgess Avoids Prison After Admitting To Sex With Student

Former Teacher Kelly Burgess Avoids Prison After Admitting To Sex With Student

Commented Apr 11, 2014 at 17:02:55 in Crime

“It's interesting that she only has to register for 10 years. If she did this in the USA, not only would she get time behind bars, but she would register for life.”
NASA Maps Out Plans For Sending People To Mars, Tossing An Asteroid At The Moon

NASA Maps Out Plans For Sending People To Mars, Tossing An Asteroid At The Moon

Commented Apr 9, 2014 at 16:15:33 in Politics

“Houston, you have a problem!”
Mississippi Sex-Ed Law Permits Teachers To Instruct Students That Homosexuality Is Illegal

Mississippi Sex-Ed Law Permits Teachers To Instruct Students That Homosexuality Is Illegal

Commented Apr 8, 2014 at 16:52:27 in Politics

“Abstinence-only. It didn't work for Mary, so what makes you think it will work for your daughter?”
Girl Poses With Dead Shark, Prompts Warning Not To Touch Dead Sharks

Girl Poses With Dead Shark, Prompts Warning Not To Touch Dead Sharks

Commented Apr 4, 2014 at 16:33:44 in Weird News

“She was practicing how to pick up a lawyer.”
Putin Banned From 'Mighty Taco' Restaurant

Putin Banned From 'Mighty Taco' Restaurant

Commented Apr 4, 2014 at 16:21:31 in Weird News

“"This Mighty Taco is weakling. If I want taco, I take it. VLAD SMASH!"
-Actual quote from Vladimir Putin 4/4/2014”
Clayton Pettet Finally Performs 'Art School Stole My Virginity' (NSFW)

Clayton Pettet Finally Performs 'Art School Stole My Virginity' (NSFW)

Commented Apr 4, 2014 at 13:59:55 in Gay Voices

“Or in this case, a lot of banana peels.”
Watch Jon Stewart Explain How GM's Recall Math Adds Up To 'F**K It!'

Watch Jon Stewart Explain How GM's Recall Math Adds Up To 'F**K It!'

Commented Apr 3, 2014 at 17:04:35 in Comedy

“I used to have a '03 S10. They gave you the key with a fob for the remote unlock feature. So I had a key for the truck and the rest of my keys on another keychain. Now I know the intention behind it. I'm glad I didn't have the ignition problems, but there were many other problems I had from that truck, which is why I got rid of it before I even got to 150,000 miles. I switched to another company for the truck I have now, and I'm approaching 300,000 with not even a tenth of the problems I had with Chevy.”
Sorry, Hipsters: 17 Signs You Are NOT In A Dive Bar

Sorry, Hipsters: 17 Signs You Are NOT In A Dive Bar

Commented Mar 28, 2014 at 19:10:41 in Comedy

“I used to go to Big Mama's in Riverside, in a dilapidated strip mall next to the freeway. Cheap beer and pool tables, no ID necessary, a single bathroom with a gaping hole in the ceiling, and a great jukebox. There was always a cop car parked outside watching, but patrons would do donuts in the parking lot anyways. Needless to say, it's closed, and the whole lot has been demolished.”

KayoFrisco on Mar 30, 2014 at 16:19:02

“Now that's a dive! LOL!!”
Five Historic Icons Who Had A Reputation For Being Racist

Five Historic Icons Who Had A Reputation For Being Racist

Commented Mar 28, 2014 at 18:14:35 in Black Voices

“Maybe they had face tattoos of the pyramids?”
U.S. Appeals Court Upholds Tough Texas Abortion Restrictions

U.S. Appeals Court Upholds Tough Texas Abortion Restrictions

Commented Mar 27, 2014 at 19:42:17 in Politics

“Spin harder!”
Frozen Dwarf Planet Discovered At Solar System's Edge

Frozen Dwarf Planet Discovered At Solar System's Edge

Commented Mar 26, 2014 at 18:45:18 in Science

“It also creates a problem if you ever jump to warp speed and one of these hits your windshield...”

Andrew Stead on Mar 30, 2014 at 11:06:25

“Actually given the way warp drive works, by accelerating a pocket of space with the ship inside, you'd actually end up just accelerating the object along with you, so you'd only be approaching it at the same spatial velocity you had before you engaged warp.

What do you mean, I've thought about this way too much? What are you trying to suggest??!”

FindMiddleGround on Mar 27, 2014 at 12:38:04

“Not if your deflector shields are properly engaged...”

Wardadkiwi on Mar 27, 2014 at 06:02:07

“Thats what deflector dishes are for !”

humphry on Mar 27, 2014 at 04:36:37

“Yes but now we know the hood where these ice giants hang out, we can avoid them.”

GregCampNC on Mar 27, 2014 at 00:12:49

“That's what the navigational deflector array and sensors are for.”

Terry Prothero on Mar 26, 2014 at 22:24:35

“Ideally, you want to use the impulse drives while you are within the solar system. And use the warp drives in interstellar space. But even at impulse velocities a piece of dust can tear through a ship like a bullet, and a collision with objects this size would get real ugly real fast. A combination of good navigation systems and deflector shields helps a lot.

Although a collision with objects of this size are actually rather unlikely unless you do it on purpose. Because of the distances involved, it's like hitting a bullet with another bullet. When they show asteroid belts and such in movies it's completely unrealistic. In actuality, you could cruise through our asteroid belt and never see an asteroid, much less collide with one. The area of the solar system we're talking about here may even have fewer objects in it.”

BluePhantom2 on Mar 26, 2014 at 22:03:15

“Yea that's gonna hurt!”

Larry Brickey on Mar 26, 2014 at 21:31:30

“Need a cow catcher like trains have.”

kesselrunner606 on Mar 26, 2014 at 20:35:49

“Rookie mistake. That would fail you in Starfleet academy. It's almost like putting your car into first gear and not hitting the clutch.

Raise the forward deflector array, engage inertial dampeners Then hit your Warp Drive.”
'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Teased At CinemaCon With Romantic Clips

'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Teased At CinemaCon With Romantic Clips

Commented Mar 26, 2014 at 16:21:32 in Entertainment

“Ana's dialogue should have voice overs by actor George Takei. With the frequency of her thinking "Oh myyyy..." in the book, it seems appropriate.”

Hugo Rabson on Mar 26, 2014 at 16:26:19

“RiffTrax will love that.”
Hobby Lobby's Shoppers Find New Hobby In Lobbying Against Hobby Lobby

Hobby Lobby's Shoppers Find New Hobby In Lobbying Against Hobby Lobby

Commented Mar 26, 2014 at 16:04:48 in Business

“Although they curiously do not oppose obtaining most of their supplies from a country that has over 13,000,000 government-subsidized abortions a year. I guess their moral compass doesn't work that far east.”
This Is The Prettiest Beach In Greece, Which Basically Makes It The Prettiest In The World

This Is The Prettiest Beach In Greece, Which Basically Makes It The Prettiest In The World

Commented Mar 14, 2014 at 12:32:50 in Travel

“I don't think an outdoor photographer should modify the subject matter to suit their composition. I think the trash detracts from their argument that this is the most beautiful beach ever, although the beach still looks impressive. But the trash was the first thing I noticed in the photo. Greeks don't look to be much better than Californians with littering.”

Diana Wallenberg Miller on Mar 25, 2014 at 17:00:54

“They would not have needed to modify. Just change the angle a bit, or move a little closer to the edge.”

dweston82 on Mar 14, 2014 at 17:41:09

“News photo no - but any good sales piece should "make it nice". This is nothing but a sales piece. The ship was used for Human smuggling and they also leave that out.”
U.S. Troops Unloaded 'Over A Hundred Bullets' Into Osama Bin Laden's Dead Body, Sources Claim

U.S. Troops Unloaded 'Over A Hundred Bullets' Into Osama Bin Laden's Dead Body, Sources Claim

Commented Mar 14, 2014 at 11:51:43 in World

“Don't forget the 6 in the first WTC bombing, and 224 in the Tanzania/Kenya US Embassy bombings.”
Mexico Cancels Hell and Heaven Metal Fest Over Safety Risk

Mexico Cancels Hell and Heaven Metal Fest Over Safety Risk

Commented Mar 10, 2014 at 18:20:59 in Entertainment

“Twisted Sister at the same festival as Kiss? Dee must be relieved that he didn't have to sink so low.”
Pacific Ocean Earthquake Recorded 50 Miles Off The Coast Of Northern California

Pacific Ocean Earthquake Recorded 50 Miles Off The Coast Of Northern California

Commented Mar 10, 2014 at 15:50:48 in Green

“You would need 30 M 5.9 earthquakes, 900 M 4.9 earthquakes, or 27,000 M 3.9 earthquakes to release the energy released by the 1 M 6.9 earthquake over the weekend.”
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